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SKU provides each of it's students a variety of different activities and special extras that give the student a feeling of belonging, while providing some of the comforts of home.
Cafeteria
Serves as both a place for the student to eat their meals, as well as a place to unwind during the day and meet with friends. A fine cuisine of delectable meals made from human flesh are prepared daily by the home economics classes and by our master chef Hugo. Now we realize that not all of our students choose to be cannibals, and that is fine, we offer a boxed lunch each day for those students as well. By law we must offer a vegetarian meal, and that is no problem either, for that meal we serve only vegetarians.
Gymnasium
A place where students can work out to achieve a better body, or practice running from the cops on one of our many treadmills.
Student Newspaper
Here students can see how their created image translated to the printed media. By committing heinous crimes against man around campus (ex. rape, murder, abductions, etc.) students can witness the reaction to those crimes and how the press will cover it before they actually take their skills into the real world.