Meow, Porn Slut Fans. Kitty here. Scooping around in the litterbox we call Porn Valley, I have uncovered some fun stuff, and some not-so-fun stuff.

The fun stuff first: In contract babe news, girls jump around from company to company in what makes baseball players look like stable employees. Jasmine "Gang Bang Ho" St. Clair has left the golden field of John Bone's Cream Productions for Extreme Productions. Extreme, headed by Tom Byron, Van Damage and Rob Black, was formed when their "big, bad, boss" at Elegant Angel, Patrick Collins, kicked them all out for ego problems (or so the story goes). They have swooped up contract girls by the dozen. Can we say overkill? They now boast Jessica Darlin (stolen from Elegant and seen at right), Tyffany Mynx (ditto), Ashlyn Gere (bottom right of page - returned from retirement and X-Files episodes) and the aforementioned, Jasmin "Fuck Anything That Moves, Then Say Bad Things About Them" St. Clair. Rumors of a Victoria Paris comeback were unfounded. The AIDS epidemic has apparently scared her off.

In other contract news, former cheerleader and current fitness babe (Miss Nude International 1998, Miss Fitness Nevada 1998) Nikki Lynn (seen at left) has signed an exclusive 6 picture deal with Sin City Entertainment. Having performed in Sin City's Lapdance, Boobwatch 3 and Babewatch 7, this was a natural transition for Nikki. And right behind her in the semi-contract status, Shay Sweet will also be doing movies for Sin City. This is a result of her fiancee (Scoop!) Chuck Martino, aka Philmore Butts, taking over at Sin City as Production Manager. Two hot blonde young babes at Sin City? Get the fire extinguisher!

Jenna Jameson is out of the porn biz. Whether it's due to love (her on again/off again Latin lover in Miami) or the lure of mainstream scripts coming her way, the lucsious babe won't be fucking for Wicked anymore. They recovered quickly having exclusive girl Serenity already signed, and the signing of husband/wife nasty kids Mickey G. and Missy.

Last month's sexy interview subject Dee has started her own talent agency. The girls she has are young, cute, ethnic, thin and SEXY!!!!! Inari Vachs and India are just two of the amazing women she's repping. Inari gives the hottest of the blowjobs in Sin City's California Cocksuckers, which our very own Piston Rod is probably whacking off to as you read this. If he can stop for a minute, I'm sure the review will be great. Especially of Inari. Check her out!

Last but not least, there seems to be no more HIV cases in the industry. Since Marc Wallice fucked it all up for everybody by faking his tests and performing with HIV (can you fucking believe that guy?) everyone's running scared and using condoms. Yeah, that's sexy... But a few of the girls that turned up positive are doing great. Brooke Ashley is working for porn companies here and there and is dancing at the Wild Horse in Hawaii. Kimberly Jade is spending time with her really cute daughter. Tricia Devereaux has gone home to the comfort of her family. Luckily, rumours about new Pussyman cutie (and gonzo director Matt Zane's girlfriend) Kristin testing positive were FALSE!!! Actually the testing facility screwed up hard and gave her a false positive. Luckily that's all it was and she's fine. Porn Stars, if you're reading this, DON'T SCREW UP! Take your AIDS tests every 27 days, don't shoot up and don't fuck any skank you see in a bar. We don't want condoms in our videos and there shouldn't have to be!!!!!!

Now the bad news: Leanna Hart (at left) is missing. She was dancing at a club in Hawaii. She showed up late, hung out with some very bad people and never (according to her mother) came back. No one has seen or heard from her in 2 weeks. Honolulu PD has been notified. We'll keep you posted! I and everyone here at Unchain hope she is home safe and sound soon!

LAST MINUTE SCOOP: Chasey Lain is pregnant! More later!

Until next time, My Little Pornhounds,
Meow, Meow,
Love,
Pussycat

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