Al Kikuras
Editor, Writer, Site Design, Jackass

Al Kikuras was born in a small town in 1974. He led a very reclusive life as a child, ignored by other children his age due to his pasty looks and virtually zero personality. Upon reaching legal adult age, Al took the money he had saved up all through his childhood working cleanup at the local movie theater as well as the cash his parents had tucked away for his college education and spent it on massive cosmetic surgery. Al had his testicle size increased through immense injections of testosterone into his lower body and scrotum, as well as having large implants of fat deposited into his nuts and thighs at the Upstairs Hollywood Medical Facility (since shut down for illegal and unregistered practice) in his home town of Dayton, Ohio.

Upon the operation's completion, Al was ecstatic with his new set of balls, but unfortunately their size led to Al becoming a total shut-in. Forced to relocate to New York due to hazmat regulations in Dayton, Al now spends his days at home with his balls, listening to music and working on Unchain the Underground.

Some call me the most wonderful man to ever walk the earth, but most of those people are now dead. So I just say call me Rod, Piston Rod!!!! I was brought up in a strictly Christian household where we were force-fed tons of religious bullshit. We were told that sex was wrong, watching pornography was a sin, jerking off would make you blind, and other good stuff like that. I believed everything my parents said and even attended bible school, and thought of becoming a Rabbi (I was confused). That is until the age of 16 when I accidentally walked in on my best friends mom watching a copy of Debbie Does Dallas. She claimed it was for research for the war against Satan, she then proceeded to show me more of the filth that Satan produces to draw us into hell (pornography, sex, anal sex, and heavy metal music). I learned a lot about filth from that lovely lady, and I loved it.

At the age of 18, I fell in with a strange crowd and spent the next 4 years on a commune, making and baking pottery and growing kitchen spices, completely devoid of pornography, sex, and metal. When the commune mysteriously caught on fire one summer evening, me, my brothers and sisters were forced to flee, I wound up on the mean streets of Dayton Ohio. It was when I answered an ad posted on the Dayton Square municipal board for a Staph Poisoning support group that I met Al, and we struck up a fast friendship and decided to work together after relocating to the New York area.

Today I am back into pornography, deeper than I ever was before... I collect and watch everything I can get my hands on! I also love extreme music. It's the only thing loud enough to cover the sounds I make when I jerk off!!!! Death to false metal, and keep the pornography cummin!