Suite Seduction (Wicked Pictures, 1998)
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- OVERALL: * *
- SEX: * *
- ACTING: * * *
- SCRIPT: * *
- J.O.P.: * *
- FAST-FORWARDING: *
- EDITING: * * *
Starring: Serenity, Shayla Laveux, Shanna McCullogh, Asia Carrera, Roxanne Hall, Raylene, Nici Stering, Dee, Kailani Reid, Felecia, Brad Armstrong, Mark Davis, Mike Horner, Marc Wallace, Wilde Oscar, Mickey G, Michael J. Cox, J.J. Micheals
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Boring, unerotic, lame, boring (oh yeah, I said that already), boring. All of these can be said about this movie and more. One of the truly lamest movies I've seen in a long time. I don't usually like to trash a movie, but this movie deserves it. I've handed this to a few friends and they all had the same reaction I had which was, "What is this shit?"
The only reason I can see getting this movie is if you want to watch a porno with your girlfriend. This is a chick porno for sure. If you want to watch pretty sex then this is the movie for you, but If you are like me and want some down and dirty fucking then skip this worthless porno.
A few of the problems I have with this porno, and why it would be more of a "woman's" porno is because it is filmed with a fantasy feel to it. It's sex is pushed into the back of the screen while what is most prevalent is the cloud-like atmosphere and the love music. You can't hear any of the moaning or sounds that two people make while they have sex. I want reality in my porno, but this makes it seem like a bad dream.
I'm not a fan of Serenity's (although I am - Al), and this movie is another exhibit I hold up for the court in my case. Sure she is beautiful, but she is lame, lame, lame!!! She needs to get some dirt on her face. She needs to really get into her action, she needs to fuck with wild abandon, but she doesn't. She just stands there, or lies there, and gets fucked. She doesn't carry this movie, or any movie I've seen her in very well.
There is one scene that is decent. The last scene is with Asia Carrera. She is looking wonderful as always. She always gives the viewer a good performance. She can't pull this porno out of the fire, but she gives it the old college try.
Brad Armstrong once again proves that he has no idea what true eroticism is and fucks up another movie for Wicked. They keep giving this guy big budgets and I don't see where it goes. I put out a call to Wicked, Sin City, and any other companies reading this. WE NEED REAL DIRECTORS!!!! Directors that have studied directing, and know how to create real erotic porn. At least we have Kris Kramski. -Piston Rod
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