Linda's Anal Gang Bang (Sin City, 98)
Starring: Linda, Kindra Kyes, Guy DiSilva, Brandon Iron, Claudio & Tony Montana
Linda's Anal Gangbang, a release from Sin City is a film who's title explains all. The general setting of this picture goes something like this: Linda a middle aged sex fiend with an ass that makes your balls swell, marvelous tits, and a swollen twat that spends her day getting fucked, sucked, fucked in the ass, and fucked some more by four or five guys with donkey cocks. Along with Linda is her sidekick, Kindra Kyes, we'll just refer to her as "The Cocksucking Wonder". This marvel to mankind through out the whole film does a great job giving head to keep the boys busy while on deck for Linda along with brief stints of licking Linda's pussy.
To start out, I found that this film lacked creativity and porn savvy. The first scene is Linda and "The Cocksucking Wonder" getting ready for the all day fuck session that they are about to embark upon. Brushing their hair and putting on their thong panties and bras was the general gist of it. A nice touch , I thought as I viewed it. The scene definitely caught my attention. I was ready to see what was next. The only problem was that the next scene was the only other scene in the whole damn film!! ( If I am paying $39.95 for a porno I better be getting more than one lousy scene!). As I watched and fast forwarded looking for a new scene like we all do at times, I soon came to horrible realization that there was no next scene. An utter disappointment, to say the least. Although for the first fifteen minutes Linda and her sidekicks performance was definitely above average. After the initial fifteen minutes, sadly the film became stale. The excitement of Linda getting fucked in the ass becomes more frustrating than anything else because you're waiting for the film to go somewhere but it just doesn't. At
some points it seems like there was even some looping done. I cannot verify this though.
On a more positive, the sex in the film is good, not much dialog if any but the sex makes up for it. Linda keeps the pace like a racehorse. I really liked how they kept editing from anal to vaginal and showing "The Cocksucking Wonder" to break it up a bit. I was really hoping they would show "The Cocksucking Wonder" get fucked but they didn't, it seemed odd to me that all she did was suck various cocks though out the whole film. I figured later that since it is called Linda's Anal Gang Bang , maybe Linda wanted the whole spotlight.
To sum this one up I would say that if you like long fuck scenes with the same actors and not much variety this is a good pick for you. I definitely give the boys over at Sin City an "E for effort" on this one but I feel maybe they should have held their nut a little longer before releasing a film that had such potential to be great, but came out mediocre if that. So when I say the title explains it all, it really does: Linda gets fucked in the pussy and ass by a bunch of guys for about 45 minutes- The end. A great start but like I said after about 15-20 minutes I lost interest. Props to Linda and Kindra Kyes ("The Cocksucking Wonder"), they were great, I just think this one up against a lot of the porn out now just ain't cutting it. - Day Dawk
Linda's Anal Gang Bang is available directly from Sin City Video.
Review Key:Reviewed on a scale of 1-5 stars. OVERALL, SCRIPT, EDITING - self explanatory. SEX - the amount and quality of. ACTING - can be actually good, or good in a bad way, in the sense that it is so bad it is entertaining. J.O.P. - Jerk-Off Potential. FAST-FORWARDING - the urge to hit that FF button, be it during dialog, rehashed sex-scenes, whatever. The more stars, the less fast-forwarding. EDITING - somewhat related to fast forwarding. Do they show a ball shot for too long? The same angle for an eternity?