Anal Retentive (Sin City, 98)

Starring: Jessica Darlin, Candy Hill, Alyssa Allure, Phylisha, Saki, Steve Hatcher, Jeremy Iron, Brian Surewood, Sean Rider, Guy Di Silva
Directed by: Roy Karch

• OVERALL: * * 1/2
• SEX: * * 1/2
• ACTING: *
• SCRIPT: * *
• J.O.P.: * * 1/2
• FAST-FORWARDING: *
• EDITING: * *

Anal Retentive gives you exactly what you think it would, ass fucking and lots of it. Simple story: Jessica Darlin plays "The Doc", a sex therapist who's philosophy is simple, the reason her patients aren't enjoying sex to it's dullest is because they are too anal retentive to enjoy anal sex. Once they have anal sex, they will be free to enjoy the other aspects of their sex life as well.

The intro to the movie is interesting to note because it shows the behind the scenes of the movie. You see the director setting up one of the scenes, make-up artists working on the actors, and the crew moving around the set. I thought that that was an interesting way to open up the movie.

This movie offers more from the intro then it delivers. This is basically an anal movie for those that aren't sure if they like anal movies. This movie isn't going to impress or even entertain the serious anal movie fanatic. In a real serious anal movie, like the Backdoor Bonanza series or the Behinds series, the actors get down and dirty and give you some serious anal fucking. Hard penetrations, multiple penetrations, and an intensity that can make you only watch in amazement. Anal Retentive however has very pretty anal fucking. I myself found it entertaining, but not impressed.

The one standout in this movie is Jessica Darlin herself. She is a very cute blonde that really gets into her sex. She makes a lot of intense fuck faces and a lot of good noises that let you know she loves what she is doing. This might turn some people off, but I love it. She may be one of the worst actresses ever, delivering her lines like she was being force-fed them anally and has to wait for them to filter up to her brain, but with this script it doesn't really matter.

If you are not sure that an anal movie is your cup of tea, and you want to see a relatively tame example of one to test the waters, than check Anal Retentive out. It will give you an introduction, without blowing out your screen, but if you are the type of person that can tell the difference between a great class of Guiness Stout and Bud Light, then stay away from this watered down beer. - Piston Rod

Anal Retentive is available directly from Sin City Video.

Review Key:

Reviewed on a scale of 1-5 stars. OVERALL, SCRIPT, EDITING - self explanatory. SEX - the amount and quality of. ACTING - can be actually good, or good in a bad way, in the sense that it is so bad it is entertaining. J.O.P. - Jerk-Off Potential. FAST-FORWARDING - the urge to hit that FF button, be it during dialog, rehashed sex-scenes, whatever. The more stars, the less fast-forwarding. EDITING - somewhat related to fast forwarding. Do they show a ball shot for too long? The same angle for an eternity?