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Genre: Feature
Director: Smalley Paulie/Pauley
Cast:
Smalley Pauley, Charlene Aspen, Inka, Carly Sparks, Sinamon, Teddi Barrett, Stefani Weaver, Ronnie Coxx Gary O., Cherry Pierce, Kevin Krippler (non sex roles)
Length: 92.5 minutes
Date of Production: 8/99
Extras: 10 trailers, short photogallery, 1 biography, spam
Audio/Video Quality: The video is usually fair with
some minor problems by the cameraman with focusing. The audio is usually hollow with major echoing throughout the movie. The sound mix is bad as well with too many highs and lows.
Body of Review:
The movie's main theme seems to be showing Gary looking like a goofus as he misses out on various opportunities to have sex with third string looking women. He plays a variety of roles as
an everyman type of character.
The dvd has 4 sex scenes and none of them will make anyone happy unless they have been a P.O.W. for a long time. The scenes include straight, oral,
anal, toys, lesbian, multiple partner, and masturbation.
Scene one: Stefani and Smalley have sex on a couch while Gary, a cable repairman, fixes the cable. Smalley is known for having a tiny penis- making Ed
Powers look like Mr Marcus by comparison-and she looks to be way, way, over the hill. The sex was enough to make me fill out an application to join the priesthood.
Scene two: Inka masturbates while Gary, playing a repairman this time, fixes the kitchen sink. She is not as bad looking as Stefani but any heat here will be
generated by you fuming over poorly spent money.
Scene three: Teddi and Carley have sex while they make Gary, this time a pizza deliveryman, wait outside the apt. Teddi's implants are gross and
Carley was fair looking. The sex was almost average.
Scene four: Charlene and Sinamon have sex at a photoshoot with the photographer (Ronnie?) joining in. Sinamon will appeal to those of you who like plus
sized women and the sex was okay.
Summary: Yikes! What were they thinking when they made this one? The title must apply to anyone who buys this one. The acting was bad, the audio was
bad, and the women were, to be generous, the type that only appeal to drunk guys at closing time. The direction, if it can be called that, was so minimal as to make me hope that Pleasure didn't pay Smalley up
front. I've seen more coherent direction from John T. Bone!
The current online price of this one is between $20 and $27. I am at a loss for words in attempting to describe how much of a rip off those prices are for
something this bad. You could put a videocamera in the hands of a chimpanzee for a few hours and get a better porn movie.
Note to Pleasure: Please don't let Smalley direct any
more. Further, don't let him or Gary get in front of the camera again. I wonder if this was made because someone lost a bet. I have seen some okay releases from you guys and this was a major disappointment.
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Buy it it. Hate yourself for it. It’s all good.
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