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Porn that Sucks!

Title: Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact
Studio:
Metro
Reviewer: Evil_Rip
Category: Anal

Overall:   1

Female looks:   2

Male looks:   1

Sex:   0.5

Plot/Acting: N/A

Extras: Zero

A/V Quality:   2

What it's worth: $2.11

Porn That Sucks!

Ratings description:
N/A - Not Applicable.
Zero - Avoid at all costs
.5 -  Unacceptable
1  -  Seriously Lacking
1.5 -  Lacking
2  -  Below Average
2.5 -  Average
3  -  Above Average
3.5 -  Good
4  -  Very Good
4.5 -  Exceptional
5  -  Best


WARNING: Terrible PORNO!

First Impression: This is an update to the review given by another faithful reviewer.


The cocktor is in.

I agree with him. This is a nasty terrible porno. Please do not waste your money on this. Give that money to unisef instead if you must spend money.

Review: Wow the title says it all! Ultra Kinky Deep Anal!

So was it good? HELL'S NO!!!

I bought this DVD about a year ago. At the time I didn't know any better.

Porn That Sucks!

Man, does that guy look like a porn star with that haircut or what?
Oh, wait...

I wanted to see some dirty anal action instead I was barraged with grossness and girls that looked so bored. I swear there's a scene where a girl is reading a newspaper or magazine. Poor video quality poor audio quality.

There is this one scene where they keep filling her butt with lube and she squeezes and it flows out of her.

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!

This DVD was filled with people I've never heard or seen before.

All the guys were grotesque!

The girls were from average to plain braided-butt- hair-ugly!

I'm sorry if I've offended anyone.

Butt this DVD just sucked!

I'll never buy another one in this series.

Porn That Sucks!

Nothing says “stupid” like anal sex without a condom...

Final Thoughts: Another porno to be avoided at all costs

Terrible Audio video quality
Gross acts
ugly guys
semi-ugly women
A girl that was sooooooooo bored she was reading something while the guy was fingering her butt!

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Buy it if you’re ultra stupid.
 

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