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"Who I am. What I think. Who I think about."

Contents:

• Serial Killer University Website
• Randy West Homepage Announcement
• Cerebral Vomit - random thoughts
• Empty Bottle - an original poem

Serial Killer University Website

Since we first announced that Serial Killer University, our once private educational institution for the advancement of serial killers, was open to the public, we here at Unchain.com have been overrun with requests to join. It seems that there are a lot of people that were inspired by the Top 10 Reasons To Become A Serial Killer essay. Now it is true that there are plenty of open spots at the school for aspiring serial killers, however we want to make sure that people are aware exactly what this university has to offer its students. Therefore we have set up a web site dedicated to SKU. Please feel free to take a look around it. If there are any questions, you can email me.

Visit the Serail Killer University website by clicking here. Many thanks to the band Macabre that inspire us at Unchain.com every day.                

• Randy West Homepage Announcement

Visit the brand spankin’ new website of Randy West, porn star, great friend of the site and the man that once dubbed us “Unchain My Pants” at www.randywestxxx.com. It is a great FREE site where you will see wonderful pics, like the one below:

Check it out by clicking the following banner:

Cerebral Vomit

• There are some things in this world that I just don't understand the appeal of:
   
• cigarettes
• clubs/bars
• golf
• alternative music
• gay sex (no offense to gay people, but I just don’t get it)
   
• If I weren't this intellegent, I'd be much more sucessful.
  
• Man On The Moon was the best movie this year, the fact that it wasn't nominated for best movie just goes to show how fucked up the Academy Awards are. Jim Carrey WAS Andy Kaufman. And to all these people who still think that Andy Kaufman was "sick" didn't get the point of the movie. All that shit was planned, WE (THE AUDIENCE) was the butt of all the jokes. THAT was the joke. You fucking idiots. It was all faked. You people make me SICK!
   
• I want to go home.
   
• Don't people that are happy piss you off?
   
• God, I jerk off SO much.
   
• I don't know, the other day I was thinking that I might have actually liked to see what Fredo would have done if he was made The Don.
   
• Do you ever just sit back and wonder why you're not getting laid?
   
• I find Courtney Love to be completely disgusting. There is nothing attractive about her.
  
  
  
• Speaking of idiots and movies: I hate when idiots watch movies. They never get things unless it's spelled out to them.

“I said four fucking fingers, you asshole!!”

For example, I read a review of Patch Adams where the woman who wrote it said that the movie never showed that some of the things Patch did was outragous and that she would have been angry to wake up and find her doctor rubbing her feet. Well, you stupid fucking idiot, the movie made that point. The guy wasn't happy either. It showed that Patch is ONLY human and although he had some revolutionary ideas about doctor/patient relationships, his attempts sometimes didn't work. You are just such an idiot, you didn't realize it. Stupid idiot.

• Fuck anyone that doesn't like Spaceballs.
  

Empty Bottle  (another original poen by Piston Rod)

I stick my dick
In an empty bottle and shout
Blood goes in
But can not get out

Call the doctor
Call the cops
Call For god
To save my props

There is no answer
From above
God doesn't care about me
Or my perverted love

The bottle will burst
My dick will die
Limp at my side
That's where it will lie

Since that day
I chopped of my runt
Now I use a bottle
To fuck my cunt