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Title: Too Naughty to Say No  
Studio: Caballero  
Reviewer: Endorphin  
Category: Classic
Overall rating:   0.5
 
Female looks:    3.5
 
Male looks:   1.5
 
Sex:   2
 
Plot/Acting: 1
 
Extras: Zero
 
A/V Quality: Zero
 
What it's worth: $2.5 

Ratings description:
N/A - Not Applicable.
Zero - Avoid at all costs
.5 -  Unacceptable
1  -  Seriously Lacking
1.5 -  Lacking
2  -  Below Average
2.5 -  Average
3  -  Above Average
3.5 -  Good
4  -  Very Good
4.5 -  Exceptional
5  -  Best


Pros: Angel, Ginger Lynn, one of my all time favorite sex scenes where Angel masturbates while she watches Ginger Lynn have sex

Cons: Audio/Video is horrid, no features worth mentioning, plot is horrid, necrophlia-like sex scene, gives the impression that a woman makes up her mind to have sex with you only after she has your dick in her mouth, sacreligious

Captivated by: Angel(she is so attractive and innocent looking), Ginger Lynn(gotta love those hips)

Plot: Angel is taken away from her boarding school by Ginger Lynn. She watches Ginger have sex then is taken to a whorehouse where she watches sex. Then she is auctioned off. She escapes and runs into a couple of police officers who take her home for sex. Then she is chased by a flasher who forces her to have sex. Then she is dead and has sex with an undertaker. Then she wakes up and has lesbian sex in a stationwagon while the Village People(YMCA) watch outside and masturbate onto the window.

Really bad points:
1. Sex with the undertaker starts out as if she were dead. At one point the guy actually says something like, "You give better head than the living"
2. The flasher chases her and forces her too suck on his dick, but of course then she likes it. I can not advocate porn that gives the impression that if you just start having sex with a woman she will come around regardless of the "nos" she said beforehand.

Good Points: After the bad points, are they really worth mentioning? Well, Angel is INCREDIBLY attractive.

Shelf life: Is there an incinerater anywhere close?

Bottom Line: Avoid at all costs
 

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