Sloppy Seconds Vol. 1 (Mike Hott, 98)
Starring: Katrina, Neena, Cassidy, Sunshine & Candy Hill
- OVERALL: *
- SEX: no stars
- ACTING: n/a
- SCRIPT: n/a
- J.O.P.: *
- FAST-FORWARDING: no stars
- EDITING: *
If you are gonna make a filthy movie, you should at least make a diverse filthy movie. Sloppy Seconds is five scenes exactly alike, same guys, different girls. Each girl gets asked the same question, they give the same answer, "I'm gonna let five guys cum in my cunt." I think it is safe to say that I've seen better orgies in my bedroom, and there's never been an orgy in my bedroom. This sucks.
Things that could be done to make this movie better:
- Some of the guys could have fucked her in the ass and then at the last second, pull out and cum in her cunt. In fact, that would make it even more disgusting which is probably the appeal this movie was going for.
- More positions. I'm watching a porno, not a procreation festival!
- How about a black guy with a huge dick, or a small dick... even better. That would be more freaky. Yea, a small dick.
- How about after they all came in her cunt and it oozed out, the guys sucked the cum out with straws? Now we've got a fucking disgusting movie. One that you probably couldn't jerk off to, but you would wanna watch with your friends. Well that is, I couldn't jerk off to it. But once again, if you are a guy that fancies Max Hardcore, etc, be my guest and spank away!!!
- You could fix the girl with the English accent's teeth and cut that ridiculous afro.
- I got more if you wanna hear them.
- What if we froze some dogshit and while they're fucking the girl in her cunt, we shove the frozen dogshit up her ass. In fact, that could be an on-going theme. I mean have some guy in the middle of the fucking, stand up and say, "I'll go get the frozen dogshit!!" And while they are fucking her in the ass with it, it's starts to thaw. This would symbolize the war in the Middle East.
- "I think I got some more if you wanna hear them" is a really good one!
- Seriously, why couldn't they have hired a woman that can shoot cum across the room out of her cunt? Maybe splatter the camera... now we're getting somewhere. (I don't mean just her own cum, the guys cum as well.)
Big Titty Car Wash definitely doesn't want seconds of this movie. - For all you ladies out there, how about we then purchase a see-through toilet and each man could take a shit. The catch is none of them can flush the toilet.