D.J.X: Hey Bro! D.J.X. here, Shane just went to go get a drink & use the bathroom.
Piston: Cool. I gotta get up the questions anyway, one sec.
D.J.X: Sorry again about misssing our earlier appointment. Let us know when you're ready [cough]
Piston: Ready to go.
D.J.X: OK .. one minute. Did you hear about Newt?
Piston: No. What about him?
D.J.X: He resigned today. Anyway .. Shane's back. Let 'er Rip!
Piston: Cool, Newt out and Jesse The Body Governor in Minnesota. Excellent!
Shane: I'm from Minnesota.
Al: Is the Biggest Ball of Twine really in Minnesota?
Shane: Sorry Al, it was always too cold to go looking for it.
Al: Ahhh, well... I had to ask!
Piston: Shane, describe yourself in 3 words.
Shane: OK .. Myself in three words? Hmmm, Intelligent, Ambitious, Playful
Piston: What is the perfect day for you?
Shane: Quiet .. I honestly like to cuddle-up with a book and just relax. Maybe go out and sit in the sun for a while. I know that doesn't sound that exciting, but it's ME! (smile)
Piston: That's cool.
Al: That can be exciting, as long as you're not reading the phone book or anything.
Shane: (laugh) Al... and what's wrong with the phone book?
Al: The phone book is exciting, if you're Rain Man...
Shane: I also like to go to amusement parks, and like to roller blade & stuff... but that is when I can find the time.
Piston: What takes up most of your time?
Shane: My cat!
Al: Your cat??
Piston: It's that much work?
Shane: Well, my cats & my books. I have a real love for animals, so I just love paying attention to my cat Sonic. He is sooooo cool and honestly has a personality, and nothing is cooler to me than sitting on my bed and reading a true crime book while he sits on my lap.
Al: Ohhhhh... you like serial killer books??
Shane: I have quite an extensive library of serial killer books
Al: Me too!! Favorite? Then we'll get back on topic, promise...
Shane: My favorite all-time is Maury Terry's "Ultimate Evil" but I'm pissed cause I lost it!
Al: About the conspiracy... all serial killers being tied together?
Piston: Didn't I give you a copy of that Al?
Al: Yes, you did
Piston: Wow, small world.
Shane: Yes Al, basically about "Son of Sam" but also how they tie-in with others.
Shane: Hmm, wonder what I'd have to do to get a copy? (giggle)
Al: Hmmm... well, you couldddd.... ask. Heh.
Shane: My dream is to be a profiler for either the FBI or local crime lab.
Al: Do you have actual plans to do so or is it just a whim?
Shane: Absolutely! I'm taking time-off from travelling this coming year so I can begin college to ultimately become a psychological profiler.
Al: I am sorry to get so off-topic, but it is something that I am really into...
Piston: Alright, back to business...How did you meet D.J.X.?
Shane: Wow, long story. D.J. & I met in Orlando when he was managing a club I was dancing at. At the time I was in a bad & abusive relationship and D.J. just happened to find me at the right time.
Al: Was it a love-at-first sight kind of thing?
Shane: To be honest, not really. We were friends first
Piston: How long before you started dating?
Shane: Believe it or not we NEVER dated. Every chance we had to be together was while we were at the club .. working. But one night while he was on the phone with the owner of the club, I sorta molested him.
Al: hahaha!! Shane!! How do you "sorta" molest someone??
Shane: Well, while he was on the phone .. I, well, was on the "bone". (laugh)
Al: haha! Was he surprised??
Shane: I would say so. (giggle) But what is really funny is that when he hung-up, he looked at me and giggled "I'm gonna marry you!" Little did either of us know then that it would happen.
Al: Now THAT is romance!!
Shane: D.J. swept me away to South Florida to start a new life. We lived in a hotel for a few weeks and worked together at another club and while we working there Ariana asked us to do a scene.
Piston: Is that when you met Randy?
Shane: I didn't meet Randy until about 6 months after moving to Boca Raton, FL.
Piston: So you didn't actually get involved in porn until moving to FL?
Shane: To South Florida, yes. I was in Orlando already
Al: Well, REAL Florida!! (oops)
Shane: (laugh) The scene I shot for Ariana's Dirty Dancers was my first.
Al: Ariana asked you to do a scene together? 
Shane: She asked if D.J and I wanted to work togther and then she suggested that she get involved. After it was all over, I had been with D.J., Ariana & Luc Wilder (her then husband) Dirty Dancers was being distributed by the same people that Randy's stuff was, so Ariana called me and told me that I should hook-up with Randy.
Al: Was it something you had thought about before she asked? Doing porn, that is...
Shane: Yeah, I had watched my dad's pornos when I was 14. I had a natural curiousity. And I've always had an ORAL fixation.
Al: What was the first porno you ever saw?
Shane: "Dirty Lilly"
Piston: Never heard of it. Anyone big in it?
Shane: That's about all I remember about it, the name.
Al: Betya Piston will find it and own it within a week!
Shane: (laugh) Good for him!
Piston: How is your dad about your decision to do porn?
Shane: Hmmm, did somebody tell him?
Al: Not us!! That would mean he doesn't know?
Shane: It's honestly not necessary for him to know. Let's leave it at that.
Al: Gotya. Consider it left!
Shane: I really love him .. I'm very family oriented, and I would never want to break his heart.
Piston: So after you met Randy, how did your relationship progress?
Shane: With Randy?
Piston: How did you guys become roommates?
Shane: Well, when we first met Randy it was in our house in Boca. He came over to meet both D.J & I and when he got there D.J was playing Sega Golf and they instantly hit it off. I made 'em dinner and later that night the three of us "discussed" the idea of me shooting for Randy.
Al: Video games have that power, eh??
Shane: (laugh) Yeah! Especially when it comes to Sega Golf.
Al: I've witnessed it first hand! It was Twisted Metal 2 for Playstation for me...
Shane: Randy knew that D.J had connections with local entertainers so they opened-up a joint/combined office for D.J to recruit talent for Randy's videos. When we had enough of living in stuck-up Boca, we asked Randy if he'd be interested in helping us buy a house (to share of course) in Ft. Lauderdale. We lived there for 2 years and things were great! But when business started getting chaotic in L.A., Randy asked D.J & I to move out west. I could not have asked for a better set-up here .. Both D.J & Randy spoil me rotten!
Piston: When you met Randy, did you meet "Randy West, Porn Legend" or just some guy named Randy?
Shane: Randy, to me, and to most everyone I know, is just Randy.
Al: He definitely comes off that way... very cool, very down to earth but like when we first met him, we were in awe!
Shane: Sure fans consider him a "porn legend", but then everyone comes to realize that he's just a cool guy.
Piston: Yeah, I got Randy on the phone once when I was calling for you and we had a cool conversation. I understand you and DJX do a great impression of Randy cumming. How did that start?
Al: We hear all...
Shane: Well, like anything else, when you hear it enough you start to imitate it. I think it's cute. Everyone has their "mark" about them, to me it's Randy's "Moment of Silence."
Piston: I've been watching him for years and years, I know what you mean!
Al: Ever make him shoot milk out of his nose or anything? That is, doing that impression in front of him..
Shane: You could enever imagine in your wildest dreams how many times we all laugh around here. He & D.J. are the kings of parody!
Piston: I'm king of ass hair.
Al: Of one another?
Shane: They parody everything and everyone. Together I call 'em my "Woodfellas". (smile)
Al: Woodfellas... What is DJ's "mark?"
Shane: That's easy .. his POP shots.
Al: And if we were to ask DJ and Randy, what would they say yours is?
Shane: That's easy too .. my blowjobs.
Piston: Oral fixation, huh?
Shane: Oh yeah! (smile) Randy, D.J, my friend Tom Byron and a few other guys in the biz have told me I've got a great mouth.
Piston: Tom has been around longer than Randy, he is a real old schooler.
Al: It's nice to have a talent that you enjoy!
Shane: The only person that has been around longer then Randy is Ron Jeremy. And Ron Jeremy is more around than anything! (laugh)
Piston: He's the Energizer Bunny, he keeps going and going and....
Al: "Hedgehog!" I didn't know they called Ron that until we interviewed Randy.
Piston: I did, I'm better than you!! At what age did you lose your virginity? To a man and a woman?
Shane: To a man : 15 . To a woman : 21
Piston: What are the stories? Who were they? No names needed.
Shane: The guy... boy next door, first boyfriend, lasted for 3 years, I blew him for 6 months before we ever had sex... so I got lots of practice early. (smiles).
Piston: He must have been one of the lucky ones. How come all of the girls the live next to me are pigs?
Al: And to a girl?
Shane: The girl .. I danced with her at the club where I met D.J., she was (is) a lesbian, she threw me down backstage one night and started kissing me, but nothing happened sexually until D.J. and I came back to Orlando after being in Lauderdale for a while. We went to Disney and flashed all over the place (smile), and when we got back to the hotel we finally got together.
Al: Were you as surprised as DJX was when you "molested" him?
Shane: Al, I was scared but very excited the first time. We had teased each other before it happened
Piston: Had you thought about being with a woman before that?
Shane: I used to give the girl backrubs all the time and it turned me on at times.
Piston: What are some of your favorite movies that you have been in?
Shane: Wow... okay, well of course any of the "UP and CUMMERS" videos I've done, I've enjoyed. My personal favorites of them are #17 which had me and my first true girlfirend doing a girl/girl scene and then giving Randy a double BJ, and #31 where I introduce Randy to a friend of mine, Alexia, and D.J. & Randy & I just do everything to her!I also liked working for Tom Byron in "Cumback Pussy 9", and had fun with Joey Silvera in "Everything Is Not Relative".
Al: Joey is another true old school!!
Piston: What do you like to do after sex? Smoke? Eat? Sleep?
Shane: Did someone say smoke?!!! Where? (giggle)
Al: I guess smoke is the answer?
Shane: Actually, and I know you guys will be shocked to hear this, I like to cuddle for a while and then roll over and
Al: read a book?
Shane: Yes, read a book! Do you have a camera in our bedroom?
Piston: Yes
Al: Maybe
Piston: I guess that's after D.J. goes to sleep.
Shane: Hey, with what D.J pumps out of his body during sex I can understand him being tired.
Piston: Ever get into a fist fight with another woman?
Shane: Once I did, over the lesbian girl I talked about earlier. At the club.
Al: Did you win?
Shane: I guess I won... I had more hair in my hand and she was the one crying.
Al: Kick ass!
Piston: Please give me your feeling on the next couple of topics: Anal Sex
Shane: Anal Sex .. Not my favorite of all sexual acts, but when I'm in the mood I get off BIG TIME!
Piston: Monogamy
Shane: I think it's great for those who believe in it, and also believe in people's freedom of choice in the marriage lifestyles that they lead.
Piston: Fisting?
Shane: Does nothing for me .. watching it or doing it. But hey, everyone has their own idea of what's sexy or sexual.
Piston: Double-penetration?
Shane: Hmmmm ... I've been talking to Randy about filming my first DP. I do a lot of girl/girl stuff with it, even did a 7 girl gang-bang in "Strap On Sally."
Al: Have you done DP off-camera?
Shane: Nope... well, if you consider having a dildo in my pussy while D.J. is doin' my butt?
Piston: That's good enough for me. Last one: Golden Shower?
Shane: Yuck!
Shane: Hey guys .. I've got a DEAL for ya.
Piston: Yeah?
Shane: I really have to get going soon, but I might be willing to come back next week for a full hour if ..... ???
Al: If..... ?? I send you the book? We make you cookies?
Piston: I keep my pants on?
Shane: YEAH!! Oh and cookies too!!!!
Al: Okay, so Piston keeps his pants on and we make you cookies... right?
Shane: You have no idea how much that book means to me! I'd be happy to give you another hour and...
Al: and..?
Shane: Send you some videos.
Al: Man, wheeling and dealing! You got it, sister
Shane: Where are you guys based?
Al: NY. Piston, I can't believe she is blackmailing us... heh.
Piston: She is blackmailing you, I don't have anything she wants.
Shane: No I'm not .. I don't work with black males. (laugh)
Piston: We'll get to that question next time.
Shane: Okay.
Al: When is good for you next week?
Shane: Monday? Around the same time?
Al: Monday is bad for me...I am taking my girlfriend out to dinner. She passed her OT Licensing Exam.
Shane: Well Al, deflate her and put her under your bed and come chat with me instead!
Al: Awwwww, man!! Harsh!!
Shane: Just kidding!
Al: hahahaha!
Shane: (laughs) What is OT?
Al: Occupational Therapy.
Shane: Cool .. Good for her! I'll be next to graduate .. something!
Al: Is Tuesday okay?
Shane: Wednesday would be better
Al: No way, man. Wednesday is Veteran's day!
Piston: Wednesday is good for me.
Al: Wednesday is fine.
Shane: Hmmm .. Cool
Piston: Wed it is. Have fun tonight, and see ya then.
Shane: Wed at 6 instead of 5.
Al: Otay.
Shane: I have a lunch date early afternoon, but I promise to be home by 6
Shane: Done! (smile)
Piston: Bye.
The following week:
Al: Hi there. I have to go get my boiling water off the stove... I have a really bad cold and am making my self some herbal tea. By the way, Shane... I will send your book this week.
Shane: Wow! You are AWESOME!
Al: Thanks! I'll be back in a minute... you can get it rolling, guys.
Piston: At what age did you start masturbating?
Shane: Hmmm, I'd probably say I was 11 or so. It felt good but I never got the orgasm aspect until later in life.
Piston: How has your technique changed over the years?
Shane: To be honest, it hasn't really .. I think the mental aspect has changed and I've just learned to enjoy it more & more each time.
Piston: Ever feel ashamed when you were younger? Ever heard that it was wrong to do?
Shane: I never felt ashamed but in the environment I grew-up in it was just natural to keep it to yourself. My favorite is just playing with my clit, or using a vibrator [POCKET ROCKET] on my clit.
Piston: Randy has introduced so many women to the Pocket Rocket!
Shane: Actually Ariana introduced me to the Pocket Rocket... I thank her every time I see her. (smile)
Piston: What are some of your personal tricks for really turning on your lover?
Shane: "Tricks"? I just do what comes naturally. Instinct is the most natural aphrodiziac there is! Well, that, and the fact that I give the best blowjobs in the biz. (laugh)
Piston: As I've heard.
Shane: (smile) And proud of it!
Piston: What is the one thing that turns you on the most?
Shane: Blowjobs! Well, change that! Getting my clit licked, and licked WELL, is the thing that turns me on most! And giving blowjobs too! (giggle) And masturbating too! OK, so that's 3 things... but they all really turn me on!
Al: Piston here is really into giving blowjobs... (laughs)
Piston: Not too bad of a list. Do condoms take away from sex, in your opinion?
Shane: Not at all! I'm really "down" with the condom thing! Safe Sex is still GREAT SEX, although I'm not too into using 'em when giving head.
Piston: I'm sure they don't taste too good, although I have no actual experience with it.
Shane: I've heard differently. (laugh) Just kidding!!
Piston: Hey, don't believe everything you hear...
Al: Shane is paying attention!! 
Shane: Of course!
Al: You are multi-talented!! Give amazing head... don't tell me you can cook, too...
Shane: Al, if you think I "cook" on camera you ain't tasted nothin' yet!
Al: Hahahaha!! Too good to be true!
Piston: What kind of music do you listen to?
Shane: EVERYTHING! Not into hardcore rap or country all that much, but will give anything a listen.
Piston: Heavy Metal?
Shane: Sure, heavy metal is cool. I'm more into classic rock to be honest.
Al: Let's put it this way... what CDs do you have by the stereo right now?
Shane: Well, we have a library of over 1,500 CDs so right now I have Peter Gabriel "Passion"...
Al: Passion!!! That is one of my all-time favorite albums!
Shane: (after a brief pause) Rush's new CD "Different Stages", ZZ Top "DeGuelo" and Queensryche "Operation:Mindcrime." I had to go look. (giggle)
Al: Ohhhh... Operation:Mindcrime is great too...
Shane: I guess us perverts have similar taste in music. D.J. is the Rush head and I'm the Queensryche freak.
Piston: Motown is my poison. I can listen to Marvin Gaye or Stevie Wonder all day!
Shane: I just got the new Stevie Wonder hits CD, great stuff!
Piston: He is great. I just wish Marvin was still alive.
Al: "Kill her! That's all you have to do..." "Kill Mary??" "She's a risk..."
Shane: Track 8
Al: Right!! Isn't Passion great to listen to when you are going to sleep?
Shane: Yes, amongst OTHER things!
Al: Well, yeah... heh heh
Al: I prefer Prince for that...
Shane: Let me know how he is Al? (laugh)
Al: Hey hey hey!! Good one, you got me..
Shane: You gotta be ready for me boyz!
Al: Okay... we should talk about Shane now!
Piston: If you weren't in porn, what would you be doing now? Any plans for life after porn?
Shane: Yes. As I think we talked about earlier, I'm planning to go back to school to become a Profiler, hopefully for the F.B.I.If I did not dance or do films I'm sure I'd be slightly further along in my goal to do that. But I definitely do not regret what I do know, and I'm loving every minute of it!
Piston: What do you prefer to do? Feature dancing or making porn movies?
Shane: I love to dance! I especially love to tease! And when I do videos it's like giving-in. I don't feature dance .. yet! But when I hit the road it'll be BIG! I really enjoy "house" dancing at certain clubs, gives me a chance to know the girls and get comfortable.
Shane: If I remember correctly Al, I offered to give you or Piston, or both, a lap dance at the THE NAVEL BASE in North Bergen? NUDE lap dance that is!
Al: You did??? Where was I when you made that offer??
Shane: Weren't you two at ECVS?
Al: Yes, but I don't remember you saying that!!!
Piston: Al was too busy looking at all the flesh.
Shane: Well OK, so I might not have made THAT particular offer, but I did invite you to CUM!
Al: That you did... I am sorry we missed it...
Shane: Me too!
Piston: Shit, and I had to get sick... you'll be coming back, right?
Al: Yeah, Piston was sick like dog.
Shane: Hopefully sometime within the beginning of 99 .. March or April. There and Cheetah III in Pompano Beach, FL are my two "house" clubs. Next time I'll be there for at least a week.
Piston: We all picked up something in AC. Our whole group kept running to the bathroom 5 or 6 times a day.
Al: I think it was the pizza on the night we stayed in...
Shane: Room service pizza! Yikes!
Al: No, we got Domino's. Is the money better in dancing or movies, Shane?
Shane: Dancing!!!! You can make more money, faster, by doing videos but overall there is more money in dancing and eventually featuring.
Al: We ask a lot of bands the following question, but I think it is appropriate for the dancing too... I hope you're not offended by scatalogical topics, are you?
Shane: Go ahead.
Al: Ever have "the runs" when you are dancing and have to run off stage to go to the bathroom in the middle of a show?
Shane: No, but I do know of girls who have. It's always funny when it doesn't happen to you.
Al: It can be funny when it happens to you, too... in retrospect, anyway!
Piston: Yeah, even when it does, it's funny after the fact.
Al: Hope that wasn't too tasteless!
Shane: Not at all .. It takes a lot to shock me.
Al: Speaking of which, what was the last thing that DID shock the hell out of you?
Shane: The other day I went to a store around the corner and the clerk was polite and the transaction went-off without a hitch .. THAT SHOCKED ME! In California .. that's more shocking than a 5.0 earthquake!
Al: Why?? Is it that bad there? Or is there some deep-seeded personal issues?? You step on someone's foot or something?
Shane: No, it's just like that! D.J and I have come to realize that as slow as Florida was at least it wasn't as fucked-up as shit runs around here. It's SAD .. but it's kinda funny too. It's not things in the xxx biz that shock me, it's reality that surprises me every day!
Piston: I hear that you are good friends with Carrot Top. How did that friendship start?
Shane: D.J.X, Randy & I decided to go to a Carrot Top show a few years ago during one of the conventions. Before the show the three of us were just sitting there and Carrot Top's manager came up to us and dropped-off backstage passes. When we got back there we found out that CT's Manager, Gary knew D.J.X from year's back during a RUSH show they worked together, and of course CT and his crew were fans of Randy.
Piston: Who isn't?
Al: Did he recognize you from the business?
Shane: Honestly, no. But we "hit it off" just talking backstage and making each other laugh. He is the coolest and most down-to-earth guy I know away from the stage, but he is always funny!
Al: Were you guys the three people that actually went and saw his movie?
Shane: No. But I was one one of the four who rented it. (laughs)
Al: Ha!
It is a shame that Shane can't play Santa at everyone's house...
Piston: I really like the guy. I think he is a nut-job, and that I can respect.
Shane: His best acting is in Dennis The Menace II
Al: Never saw it. Piston here is a big Gallager fan.
Shane: D.J.'s friend Gary, now CT's manager, was the one who launched Gallager's career.
Al: Wow!! Ironic, the same guy that is Carrot Top's manager!!
Piston: Really?? Now Gallager passed it on to his brother, and he just isn't any good.
Shane: I also know that Drew Carry & I have a mutual admiration for each other's work.
Al: Wow!! Cool!! Ask to do a cameo!! How did that come about?
Shane: I met Drew at a convention in Vegas a couple of years ago and he was very cool. I had always been a fan, so when his book "Dirty Jokes & Beer" came out I got it. I saw that he mentioned one of my videos in the book, "Strap On Sally 4," and got a laugh out of it, but had no way to let him know.
Al: In what capacity did he mention it?
Shane: He mentions "SOS 4" in saying that he had just talked to Ellen (Degeneres) about her "coming-out" episode and wanted to witness girl/girl sex to understand it .. or something to that effect. Anyway, a few weeks after reading the book I was looking through Playboy and saw that he had a blurb where he mentions how much of a fan of adult video he was and how much he liked videos like "The Voyeur 2". I was floored! That was two videos of mine he mentioned and both where I appeared on the boxcover. Last month I went to a taping of "Who's Line Is It Anyway" and he invited me to sit directly behind him .. So I'm on camera a lot in a few up-coming episodes.
Piston: I LOVE that show.
Shane: Yeah .. It was GREAT! They still don't know when they'll air. My girlfriend Cindy is sitting with me.
Piston: Did you meet him that day?
Shane: After the show, which took over 3 hours to tape (without a break I might add!), he looked right at me! He kept looking at me throughout the show and even picked me to do a segment where one of the guy's sings a song to you. But the producer stopped tape when he heard I was a dancer!
Piston: That dickhead.
Shane: Actually, I didn't want to do it anyway as I'm not trying to be the center of attention. My basic nature is to be very SHY. Remember, I'm "Little Miss Dangerous!" I motioned for Drew to come over as they left the stage and he BOLTED for his dressing room.
Al: What??
Piston: A little shy there, huh?
Al: First off, YOU SHY? And secondly, HE BOLTED AWAY???
Shane: I talked with Al Proops, who we met earlier at a George Carlin show in LA, and asked him to get a message to Drew. All I wanna do is let him know that I appreciate his support as a fan and that I enjoy his work as well!
Al: Bet he was intimidated...
Shane: I can completely understand though .. I was dressed to kill that night! (smile) And I had my girlfriend, who's SMOKIN' sittin' with me. Too bad you'll never see her on camera. (giggle) But you can smell my finger! (laugh)
Al: Is this "friend who is a girl" or "girlfriend??"
Shane: Both!
Piston: You can't talk her into it?
Shane: I would never ask her to do videos, she's too cool for 'em and I would never want to introduce her to that environment.
Piston: Any upcoming videos that you are excited about?
Shane: Well, "I LOVE LESBIANS 4" just came out which has some unseen footage of me & Felecia from my four-way scene in UP and CUMMERS 39.
Al: Every time I hear that title, I think if The Nutty Professor...
Shane: Also "SLUMBER PARTY 3", produced by Shane of Shane's World just came out.
Al: Ohhh, Shane is great... we interviewed her for the last issue.
Piston: Yeah, that's a good series!
Al: Did we get that tape, Piston?
Piston: Not yet. We got the new Shane's World though. We'll get it soon.
Shane: Someday I'm gonna get Shane to fuck me! I've loved her for a long time and I'm pissed she's not working on camera anymore; although I completely understand it.
Al: We're upset about it too!
Piston: So is Nick.
Shane: Piston, is that Nick or...?
Al: Not sure what you are asking, Shane.
Shane: I was making a joke as to what Piston calls his penis.
Al: Ohhhhh... HAHAHHAHA!!!! Piston's penis is "Boobala!"
Shane: Yiddish?
Al: Right!
Piston: Yep, I'm a Jew. The secret is out.
Shane: Just about everyone male I know in this business is Jewish .. Must be something in the food!
Piston: Matza makes you horny as hell.
Shane: They also make great BALLS too, Piston! (laughs)
Al: What is your favorite sexual position?
Shane: Okay... asking me to pick one favorite sexual position is like asking Randy who his favorite girl to work with is. There are lots of choices, but I like them ALL!
Al: We asked him favorite blow job... you were top on the list!
Shane: I was? Really?
Al: Yep. Didn't you read the interview?? Shane!!!! I am shocked you haven't read the entire site!!
Shane: Just kidding!
Shane: It's funny, but when Randy watches his tapes to review 'em after filming, I'm usually in the kitchen or living room and either see or hear what's said. And every now and then I hear him talking to the girl and saying that they give head like me or almost as good as me. I know EXACTLY how good Randy thinks I am! (smile)
Al: I think the deciding factor in if a girl gives good head or not is how much she enjoys it if she hates it, it is going to suck... kind of obvious, but thought I'd point it out.
Piston: Is there any celebrity, male or female, that you would really like to boff?
Shane: Hmm, Id have to say Sherilyn Fenn. I've had a thing for her since seeing "Two Moon Junction".
Al: That is what the other Shane said too!! Weird!
Piston: I was just going to say that.
Shane: OK, well we'll have to get the three of together for the next "Slumber Party"!
Al: Maybe Shane will come back on camera for that one!
Shane: Tempting!
Piston: And a special, "I Love Lesbians"
Shane: Yeah, that too! Hell! We'll all just move-in together!
Al: Move to NY?? PLEASE???
Shane: (giggle) Too cold!
Al: If you lived with the two of them, I am sure it would be hot year round... And male?
Shane: As for guys, I'd have to say Brad Pitt.
Al: Ohhhh, typical...
Piston: Everyone says Brad Pitt.
Shane: If you were a female, you'd think Brad is hot too!
Piston: What advice would you give to a guy that has a 3 inch penis?
Shane: 3 inch penis? Is Ed Powers in the room?
Al: HA!!! Ed Powers, Captain Socks!! Careful, Piston is a big Ed fan...
Piston: Hey he can fuck and hold a camera still at the same time, that's skill.
Shane: Ummm, he can ACT like he's fucking and hold the camera still .. oh and talk about himself .. OK, that is talent. All I could say is that if you have a 3 inch penis, you had better start exercising your tongue!
Al: Have you ever done a Dirty Debutants, or had the offer made?
Shane: I worked with Ed for his "Tight Shots" series for Vivid, which lasted two volumes. I did a scene with he and Ariana, it was my first anal scene but I still considered myself a video "virgin" afterwards.
Piston: Why becuase of his size?
Shane: I wasn't looking that far down .. for some reason I kept looking over his head. Well, to be honest, yup!
Al: I take it you didn't particularly enjoy working with Ed? Is he a nice guy at least?
Shane: At the time he was a cool person, but honestly did nothing for me sexually.
Piston: So size is very important to you?
Shane: No, not at all. Sexuality is!
Piston: And he wasn't sexual in your eyes.
Shane: He didn't express himself as sexual, more like goofy. I'm all up for having a good time when having sex, but one-liners are a definite turn-off when your trying to have anal sex.
Piston: I can see how they could be.
Shane: Unfortunately his ego has gotten the better of him, but I still think he's a funny character. I have to get going soon, guys... need to pack for Florida!
Piston: This is a good place to end it, then. Tell us a really good joke.
Shane: Okay... "What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?"
Piston: What?
Shane: "Drops him off at band practice!"
Al: HA!!
Shane: (laughs)
Piston: Very Good!
Shane: Remember where you heard that one! You'll be using it tomorrow.
Piston: Have a great time in FL.
Al: Thank you so much Shane!
Al: I just packaged your book and will send it tommorrow. I am also sending a batch of our business cards... if anyone in the business (friends) are looking for exposure, please tell them about us and pass on a card.
Shane: You have NO IDEA how much sending the book means to me .. I greatly appreciate it! No problem getting the word out! We shoot here all the time and I have friends I'll let know when I get back.
Al: Cool. thanks again, have a safe trip!
Piston: Take care.
Shane: Thanks guys! D.J. sends a shout-out "Aloha"! Bye!
