Pussyman's All-American Pussy Search (OGV, 98)
Starring: TERA HEART, KAY LONDON, ROXANNE HALL, CARESSA SAVAGE, NAOMI, CHARLIE, MONTANA GUNN, KATIE GOLD, BOBBI BLISS, MAYA, DELECIOUS, VANESSA, RANDY WEST, THE PUSSYMAN.
Directed By: David Christopher
Rating is on a scale of 1-5. 1 being poor, 3 being average, and 5 being exceptional. For an explanation of the review criteria, click here
- OVERALL: * * *
- SEX: * * *
- ACTING: * * *
- SCRIPT: * * *
- J.O.P.: * * * *
- FAST-FORWARDING: * * *
- EDITING: * *
Of the new batch of Pussyman movies this one is without a doubt the best, you can definitely jerk off to this. There is a much less amateur feel to this than College, Escape From LA, or Hollywood (the other "new" Pussyman features). This movie has a nice mixture of really hot girls, good scenes, and situations that seem to happen completely spur of the moment. One scene very much like that is when P-man pulls over to help a girl with car trouble. This girl turns out to be a massage therapist. P-man drives her to her next job to massage what seems to be an eccentric millionaire. She massages him with her tits, her hands, and then gives a very sensuous blowjob.
There is another scene with Randy West where he sort of plugs his "Up and Cummers" series, and then he plugs two girls. (It's good to see a guy like Randy West figured out a way to stay in porn by fucking the new girls that are "up and coming".) Another very amusing scene is when this guy comes out of a strip club and solicits what seems to be a prostitute. It turns out to be an undercover cop. The guy is then handcuffed and blindfolded, and brought to this warehouse where these two gorgeous black girl "supposed cops" read him his rights. ("You have the right to fuck my pussy. You have the right to get your cock sucked")
One disappointing thing about College, Escape From LA, or Hollywood, and this one is Caressa Savage. She replaced Summer Knight as P-man's secretary. Unfortunately Caressa is one of those girls that feels she's too good to do anything but lesbian scenes. Her and Janine Lindemulder should be blacklisted from the business. Let me clarify something for both of them: Guys make up 95% of people who buy pornography. Guys want to see you get fucked. Lesbians as a whole are good for one scene per movie and are also effective in orgy scenes with guys and girls. By themselves, very often they just wind up being very annoying. The fantasy you are selling is that I get a chance to fuck you, "I" being a man. I have spoken to some girls who appreciate both men and women and they too find straight up lesbian scenes to be somewhat monotonous.. There are all girl movies they should stick to those.
As a whole, All American Pussy Search is a good movie, amazing in comparison to most of the movies we get, but it is a safe assumption to say that P-man's movies have taken a turn for the worse. A metal fan could compare it to the last couple of King Diamond albums. Most of them are not as good as the classic material, and than The Graveyard came out which is the best of the new stuff but pales in comparison to the old stuff. All American is P-man's Graveyard, at least to those of us who actually care what we're watching.- Big Titty Car Wash
Review Key:Reviewed on a scale of 1-5 stars. OVERALL, SCRIPT, EDITING - self explanatory. SEX - the amount and quality of. ACTING - can be actually good, or good in a bad way, in the sense that it is so bad it is entertaining. J.O.P. - Jerk-Off Potential. FAST-FORWARDING - the urge to hit that FF button, be it during dialog, rehashed sex-scenes, whatever. The more stars, the less fast-forwarding. EDITING - somewhat related to fast forwarding. Do they show a ball shot for too long? The same angle for an eternity?
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