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Jim Bob the Enforcer reviews the
Official Devon Web Site:

www.pussyman.com

Rating: 6/10

I like pussy, and so does the pussyman. Unfortunately, the pussyman is 65 years old! ICK! I'm sorry, but I don't want to pay $35 a month to watch some old man fuck young women! Not a chance!  But this is not a critique of the old man, or his lack of competence, because without him we would have no website.

The site itself was well laid out, but the colour scheme didn't really float my boat.  It was kind of a maroonish background with yellow writing, and it was frankly rather ugly. But, it was easy to navigate through and I quickly opened the pictures. The pictures are split up by either girls or pussy type.  This bothered me, what if I didn't want to see hardcore action and ONLY wanted to see dykes, yet I pick the "cute little pussy" section and what do I see?  A monster cock fucking a cute little pussy! I don't want to see that, I want to see a cute little pussy being eaten out by anouther girl with a cute little pussy!  This is a serious problem! Actually, my problem was reverse.  Lesbian porn bores me usually, and there was an EXCESSIVE amount of it on this website.  In fact, there was very little "normal" guy/girl porn, and not too many orgies either.  But this was just in the photos section, maybe there's more in the vids.

Choo Choo.

Nope.  The vids is excessively lesbian too, but it's a quick load, quick time again!  I love feeding video, it's great! It moves quickly, and I can watch a porn without leaving the privacy of my computer room! Unfortunately, the quality of the girls just doesn't live up to my horridly fickle tastes. I guess none of them really look like Jenna Jameson or Devon, so I got bored with the videos rather quickly.  Even though they did have size adjustments, even the videos when they were bigger and I could actually see what was going on  just didn't trip my trigger.

I meandered around the site, but it was just pictures of this old man holding on to younger women with disproportionately large breasts and long pussies. I guess it just didn't do it for me. The site had a lot of variety and a huge number of pictures.  What it lacked in quality, it made up for in quantity.   In fact they have 289 galleries with some 13000 pictures!  As well as 26 hours and 42 minutes of videos!  Certainly more stuff than devonxxx.com, but just didn't have the insanely high quality that Devon has on her site.

Not a horrible site, but do you really want to pay for a mediocre site, when you could be paying for a full site of Devon?  I know I wouldn't. -- Jim Bob the Enforcer

Go to:
www.pussyman.com