Pussyman Goes To College (OGV, 98)
Starring: KATIE GOLD, TERI STAR, ROXANNE HALL, DAKOTA, MICKEY LYNN, MEKA, KAILANI, RAQUEL DEVINE, EVE, STEVE DRAKE, NICK EAST, MR. MARCUS, FRANK TOWERS, KYLE STONE, and the PUSSYMAN.
Directed By: David Christopher
- OVERALL: * *
- SEX: * *
- ACTING: 0 stars
- SCRIPT: 0 stars
- J.O.P.: * 1/2
- FAST-FORWARDING: *
- EDITING: 0 stars
I finally got my hands on the new Pussyman, the OGV series. I was real excited, and then real disappointed. What differentiates the new movies from the old is in the old movies he had detectives (Jon Dough, Steve Drake) on the hunt for the ultimate pussy to star in his movies, in the new movies, it's P-man himself looking for someone to star in his movies. There is a much more amateur feel to his new movies. What made the first batch so good is that it had the hottest girls in a very fantasy type setting, where as now the new movies are almost like a behind-the-scenes casting call. I always felt that what made the Pussyman series, at least the first ones that is, special is that in a world of Up and Cummers, Dirty Debutantes, etc., he was making movies that had more of a story. Movies with real stars, of both yesterday and today. I wish I didn't have to say this, but it really seems like the good scenes in Pussyman Goes To College are almost by accident.
The plot of this one is that Pussyman is going to give a lecture at a college about sexuality. This gives him an opportunity to seek out the good looking pussies at this college. The overall look of the girls in this movie are more Ed Powers caliber then Pussyman caliber. One really wasted, ridiculously wasted scene is with Mr. Marcus and two girls. I couldn't believe it, all they did was suck his dick. To a normal person this would be great, too bad this is a porno and a talent like Mr. Marcus should have fucked both of them. It almost seemed like Mr. Marcus figured that he was going to fuck both of them. It got to the point in the dick sucking that they were just trying to get him to cum; more like hooker style then porno style (not milking it for all it's worth, just milking it so it'll cum). He even busts a somewhat weak nut, and believe me when I say that guy has a Cruise Missile for a cock.
Another thing, there's all sort of really cheesy computer graphics stuff in a lot of these scenes as well as really poor editing. Right when you are about to really get into that Marcus scene, they cut back to Pussyman and Katie Gold in his Mercedes with a real cutesy masturbation scene. This totally wrecks both scenes. You're almost angry when it finally gets back to the scene with Marcus.
The only good scene in this movie is with Kyle Stone with a cheerleader girl and a brunette. This scene is sort of like the Pussyman of old. Not quite as good, but OK. My point is, you could probably jerk off to this scene more than once. My advice to every director making movies is that you should try to jerk-off to every scene. If you can, keep it, if you can't, re-shoot, have a rehearsal, whatever it takes.
Pussyman himself is going from scene to scene just watching. It was so much better when the detectives were actually fucking the girls. I wanna watch somebody fucking. If I wanna see some old man gawking over naked girls, I can go to any strip club. It hurts me to say that about Pussyman. I haven't felt this bad about something since Metallica sold out. - Big Titty Car Wash