Pandora (Wicked, 98)
Starring: JOHNNI BLACK, CHLOE, MANDI FROST, SYREN, KITTEN, TEMPTRESS, CORRINA ANV, TONY TEDESCHI, JONATHAN MORGAN, STEVE HATCHER, VINCE VOUYER, MR. MARCUS .
Directed By: JIM ENRIGHT
Rating is on a scale of 1-5. 1 being poor, 3 being average, and 5 being exceptional. For an explanation of the review criteria, click here
- OVERALL: * * * 1/2
- SEX: * * * 1/2
- ACTING: * * * 1/2
- SCRIPT: * * 1/2
- J.O.P.: * * * 1/2
- FAST-FORWARDING: * * * 1/2
- EDITING: * * 1/2
Every once in a while Wicked gets lucky and one of the fast-food, mass produced, assembly-line products they put on the shelf is actually good. Well, this is one of them. This is not a great picture by any stretch of the imagination, and it does suffer from Wicked's "pretty porno" habit, but it's not that bad. There are some areas where the sex is good, and the girls are definitely nice to look at. Chloe and Temptress really help this movie a lot.
Nice beach chair.The story is a bit cheesy, Johnni Black opens up a whorehouse for rich executives that can't afford to get caught going to a whore house. Johnni summons up the life forces of the Greek gods Athena, Diana, Zeus, etc. and set them to work satisfying the clients. It's cheesy, but I like it. The scenes all consist of a client coming to see Madam Johnni, and then having sex with one or more of the gods.
Temptress is hot as always, and I think looking the best she has looked since getting into the business. I could watch the scene with her sucking and fucking Jonathan Morgan [that lame prick] all day. Her tits are pert, and her mouth and lips are wonderful. Chloe once again gives us a television shattering scene, with her panting, moaning, and talking dirty all through her scenes. Chloe doesn't know how to do a bad scene.
Pandora is an enjoyable porno that has flaws, but compensates well for them. This movie isn't great, but good enough that you will be able to watch it a few times and find something in it to keep you coming back. In the age where any attempt to have a story with characters is a nice surprise, Pandora is a nice surprise. That's sad. - Piston Rod
Review Key:Reviewed on a scale of 1-5 stars. OVERALL, SCRIPT, EDITING - self explanatory. SEX - the amount and quality of. ACTING - can be actually good, or good in a bad way, in the sense that it is so bad it is entertaining. J.O.P. - Jerk-Off Potential. FAST-FORWARDING - the urge to hit that FF button, be it during dialog, rehashed sex-scenes, whatever. The more stars, the less fast-forwarding. EDITING - somewhat related to fast forwarding. Do they show a ball shot for too long? The same angle for an eternity?
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