Older, Wiser, and Sexier
Courtesy of
Odyssey Group Video


Older, Wiser, and Sexier (OGV, 98)

Starring: GALE, MONA, DIANA RICHARDS, PATTI PLEASE, SCARLET

Rating is on a scale of 1-5. 1 being poor, 3 being average, and 5 being exceptional. For an explanation of the review criteria, click here

Older, Wiser, and Sexier More often than not I'm given the privilege of reviewing all the oddball porn received, if you haven't noticed from my past reviews, but this I don't mind. So what if the rest of the UTU staff thinks I'm a sexual deviant, that's fine. Hey, that means I am specialized, so there, you fucks! Anyway, this time I got hit with some older woman stuff which I can say isn't to bad. Depending on who you are, after seeing Older, Wiser, & Sexier you might just become a true gourmet of weathered, soggy, cobweb snatch like me.

If you ever have fantasized even once or twice about an older woman who is no prize but still has maintained some of her musculature and beauty from her heyday, you might find an interest in older, wiser, sexier.

Yes they are older! After you watch the first scene this becomes very apparent. A blonde woman who looks about 50-something and could possibly pass as a Halloween dummy, or carnival clown gets a full fledged plunging of her pipes. Prancing around, tits swaying like pendulums, a lower abdomen bloated like my balls on a humid day are sure signs of old age. But wait, I didn't even start talking about her pussy. From the looks of it, it must have millions of miles on it, her pussy lips were hanging down to her knees. If you have this same problem I hear there is a new labia clipping procedure that plastic surgeons are doing. All of the hottest stars are getting it done, I hear its all the rage.

But at any rate this movie was pretty good. The actresses could have been a little leaner for my taste and maybe a little more easy to look at in certain cases, but I definitely think they fit the theme well and for what it is the video is pretty good. For older women they can definitely fuck too. Check this out. - Day Dawk


Review Key:

Reviewed on a scale of 1-5 stars. OVERALL, SCRIPT, EDITING - self explanatory. SEX - the amount and quality of. ACTING - can be actually good, or good in a bad way, in the sense that it is so bad it is entertaining. J.O.P. - Jerk-Off Potential. FAST-FORWARDING - the urge to hit that FF button, be it during dialog, rehashed sex-scenes, whatever. The more stars, the less fast-forwarding. EDITING - somewhat related to fast forwarding. Do they show a ball shot for too long? The same angle for an eternity?


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