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Dave Larmore's Sequel to
...or “THINGS IN THE WORLD THAT MUST BE DONE AWAY WITH (INCLUDING PEOPLE), IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.”
Disclaimer: The views expressed below in the Obliterlist 2 are bound to piss many many people off. Before continuing to read this article, the reader should make sure that they are fully aware
that Dave Larmore and/or anyone affiliated with UNCHAIN THE UNDERGROUND do not give a flying fuck if the reader(s) is/are offended by anything listed below. If any reader indeed winds up
offended and bewildered, know that hatemailing Dave Larmore and/or UNCHAIN THE UNDERGROUND will not make a fucking difference regarding Dave Larmore's view point, and may end up
making the disgruntled reader out to be a wide bleeding cunt... like Hilary Rodham Clinton.
By Dave Larmore. See the original Obliterlist here.
- Anyone who doesn't like Clerks, both the movie and the cartoon.
- Goths.
- Those who would rather speak Ebonics than even monosyllabic English. Face it, you bastards are just too goddamned lazy to speak English... and Ebonics is not a foreign language!
- Green Day, especially their fuckfaced frontman.
- MTV.
- Those who don't own/don't want to own a Motorhead album.
- Guys who take a peek at their neighbor's penis at the urinal.
- The son of a bitch at Comedy Central who took That's My Bush! off the air.
- The empty suits at Comedy Central who don't want to release That's My Bush! on DVD.
- Those who think that Obituary sucks.
- Tim McGraw, eight times over.
- Those who don't feel as though Lemmy is God.
- Sharon Osbourne... and her fake tits.
- American Idol.
- Those who don't own an AC/DC album, besides Back In Black.
- Any guy that doesn't want to bang their girlfriend in her tight little shitter.
- Those who think that a gay couple should have the same rights as a straight couple.
- Nazi Vegans. If you want to eat carrots and lettuce, that's fine... but shut the fuck up already! The rest of the world devours meat and always will, so stick to stuffing your pie
holes with "natural" and "healthy" food, while the rest of us eat something fulfilling and juicy.
- Anyone who claims to be a country music fan, but doesn't own any Wayne Hancock records.
- Those who wouldn't want Marijuana legalized, for taxation purposes.
- Avenged Sevenfold.
- Bands who previously did not incorporate guitar solos in their music, but now do following Dimebag Darrell's death.
- Zakk Wylde... especially his voice box.
- Affirmative Action.
- Anyone who doesn't like Bruce Dickinson's solo work.
- People lacking good hygiene.
- Eminem and his fan base.
- Anyone who didn't see the end of Kenny Chesney/Renee Zellewegger's marriage coming.
- Those who don't like Porn.
- Paris Hilton.
- Those won't don't find Anal Cunt funny.
- Those who were not fans of Dave Chappelle before the Chappelle's Show.
- Courtney Love.
- Those who talk shit about metal, who in turn jump into their piece of shit cars and blast annoying Rap and Hip-Hop on their speakers and amplifiers .
- The phrases "dawg", "g", "homie" and "nigga" when referring to a friend or associate.
- Anyone who likes the Dillinger Escape Plan.
- Again, anyone who doesn't like Clerks is a waste of sperm.
- Rich kids who wear John Deere caps.
- Anyone who doesn't dig Brujeria.
- Those who wear a hat sideways.
- Chicks that won't put out, yet expect their date/boyfriend to pay for everything and to be the perfect gentleman.
- Spike Tv, for pulling the plug on ECW in 2000.
- Those who think of the remake when Dawn Of The Dead is brought up.
- Disgusting chicks who insist on having "sexy" somewhere in their screen name.
- U2.
- Those who have seen the 2003 remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but haven't seen the original.
- Bon Jovi... the whole fucking band.
- Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC).
- Anyone who has a problem with Ron Jeremy.
- Anyone who uses the phrase "Git R Done", especially those who plaster a sticker of sorts onto their vehicle, note books, wear shirts, etc. al.
- Jennifer Lopez's film career.
- Those who snidely remark that Wrestling is fake when Wrestling is mentioned.
- Whoever came up with the idea to remake the Amityville Horror.
- 95% of Black Label Society's fan base.
- The first, third and fifth season of The Surreal Life.
- Those who like Pantera, but don't own copies of their 80s albums... or at least have never heard the 80s albums.
- Those who think that they are too good for Metal.
- Chicks with dicks.
- Kid Rock.
- Those who want the world to become one race, thus ushering in total Communism world wide.
- The asswipe who decided to switch Hidden Howie's television time from 11 p.m. on Mondays to 1 a.m. on Tuesdays.
- Ric Flair.
- Those who think that Angelina Jolie is the hottest woman on the planet... or hot, period.
- Anyone who can't tell the difference between Bon Scott and Brian Johnson.
- Def Leppard.
- The idea of abstinence
- Country music fans who don't regard Hank Williams as the single best artist in the genre's history, with Johnny Cash being a close second.
- Anyone who doesn't like Death.
- Any/every teenager that wants to be a rapper.
- Nickelback.
- Chicks who wear revealing tops, then proceed to bitch when a guy checks out their bulging-out tits.
- Anyone who doesn't like Demolition Hammer.
- Dumb rednecks in Ford trucks.
- Willie Nelson's Reggae album.
- Cradle Of Filth.
- In the words of Charles Barkley, "Most guys think that they're with a Playboy Bunny, when all they've got is a rabbit."
- Animaniacs.
- Anyone who doesn't like Team America: World Police.
- Parental Advisory stickers on album covers.
- Spongebob Squarepants.
- The notion that Jimi Hendrix is the greatest guitarist of all-time, because Stevie Ray Vaughan is/was 20 times better.
- Ben Stiller.
- KoRn.
- Stores that don't carry Trojan Magnum Condoms.
- Anyone who thinks that the Beatles are bigger and better than the Rolling Stones.
- Three Doors Down.
- Those who aren't out on the street collecting cash from the whores and keeping the bitches in line, but still wish to refer to themselves as “Pimps”.
- Metal-core bands who sound and look exactly the same.
- Those who consider Punk a style.
- Hilary Rodham Clinton.
- People who bitch about things ending in odd numbers, like this list or a time to meet.
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