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All reviews are on a scale of 1-10. For the jackasses, one is the lowest and ten is the highest. We base our scores roughly on US school grades. A 6 (60%) is passing. Anything below that pretty much sucks. An average album is around a 7 (70%). For an explanation of our review policy as well as info on how to submit materials for review, click here.

Spotlight Album:

aka ”An album that really kicked our asses!”

Noctuary

Noctuary - When Fires Breed Blood

This Edition’s Reviews:

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Morbid Angel Tribute, S.O.D. Movie, Stuck Mojo, The Atomic Bitchwax, The Forsaken, Theatre of Tragedy, WarhorseInhumate, Skitzo, Vomitory, Necronom, Sleepy Hollow, Demonic Orgy, Slayer Tribute, Metallica Tribute, Contaminated 3.0, Primal Fear


Noctuary - When Fires Breed Blood (Lost Disciple Records, 2001)

Rating: 10/10

For those unfamiliar with Noctuary, For Salvation was a pretty good debut, I thought.  It blended Dissection-style harmonies with speed and brutality, but it wasn't anything groundbreaking or spectacular.

With When Fires Breed Blood, Noctuary seem to have re-invented themselves, and they managed to put an album out that can only be described as blackened Iron Maiden with acoustic interludes. I didn't think they were capable of a release of this caliber so early in the band’s existence, but they have shocked me and a good ammount of other people with this surprisingly technical, dark, atmospheric masterpiece.  I don't know what else has to be said, other then Noctuary is America's answer to Opeth.  Buy this album and you will not regret it... a landmark in US Black Metal! - Rick

Scream Forth Blasphemy: A Tribute to Morbid Angel (Dwell Records, 2000)

Rating: 6.5/10

Considering Dwell has released a tribute to every fucking act imaginable, I always wondered then they'd throw a Morbid Angel tribute our way.  Well here we are.

Now the trick to any good tribute record is taking the original song and interpreting it in your own sound.  But this is Morbid Angel.  This may be one of the few exceptions to that rule.  Most Morbid songs are already death metal blueprints, and half these bands rip MA off regularly in their own songs.  So these covers do well to show us just how much MA are being ripped off these days. Bands like Angel Corpse and the Chasm, both heavily influenced by Morbid  Angel, do quite a nice job of making "Demon Seed" and "Abominations"  respectively, sound like their own songs.   Even bands like Diabolic are dead on with their version of "Rapture" which rarely strays far from the original, only adding deeper vocals.  Ex Mortis even manage to take my least favorite Morbid song ever ("God Of Emptiness") and make it sound slightly more brutal.  Nice job.  Most bands prove themselves nicely here.  One real losers are Mystifier, who churn out an uninspired cover of "Chapel of Ghouls." A decent investment for hardcore Morbid Angel fans. - Master Shockwave

S.O.D. - Kill Yourself, The Movie (Nuclear Blast, 2001)

Rating: 8.5/10

Surprisingly, the sound quality of the concert footage in S.O.D.'s full length semi-rockumentary/concert video feature isn't all that great. If I had recorded it myself with a camcorder and it came out like that, I'd be impressed, but considering this was taped for a full-length feature, the fact that at times it sounds like I recorded it myself with a camcorder isn't all that impressive. The visual quality for most of the life stuff is pristine & pro-shot, but the music seems to overload the mics, like it is just too loud for the equipment, and the resulting sound is a bit muffled. There is lots of good candid behind-the-scenes footage and interviews and I think they play just about their entire catalog of songs throughout, plus some M.O.D. tunes. It's no Hell On Stage Part I (Manowar), but Kill Yourself, the Movie is a fun way to spend two hours with loads of good music and a lot of good laughs. Get a pizza, some hot sauce,a case of beer and Kill Yourself (the movie), and you've got yourself a full evening. - Al Kikuras

Stuck Mojo - Declaration of a Headhunter (Century Media, 2000)

Rating: 4/10

This is CNN.... I mean, this is Stuck Mojo. I am not a big fan of politics in my metal, especially when it comes in the form of preachy spoken word intros, extolling the virtues (!?!) of Louis Farrakhan. Besides that, Stuck Mojo appears to have attempted to go for a more radio friendly sound that comes off as an angrier Korn/Limp Bizkit type of band. I KNOW that Stuck Mojo have been doing this style longer then the aforementioned groups, but they used to be more pissed off sounding. Now its too easy to envision 15 year olds in big pants jumping up and down to this cd. The only good thing about this disc is the track "Raise the deadman". They should scrap the rest of this album and release this song as a cd single. All 4 of my points for this cd went towards this song. - Daniel Lawson

The Atomic BitchwaxII  (Tee Pee Records, 2000)

Rating: 7.5/10

FUCK YEA!!!  This Monster Magnet side project kicks out the jams like it's 1975.  Perhaps the best '70s retro-rock I've yet to hear.  These motherfuckas serve up some dirty rock n' roll and make no bones about it.  These guys love them some Motorhead, Sabbath and Nugent records.  "Forty Five" may even become my new drinking song.  Some jazz parts even get thrown into the mess for good measure. If you're looking for cat scratch fever all over again, pick up this fucker. - Master Shockwave

The Forsaken - Manifest of Hate (Century Media, 2001)

Rating: 7/10

Swedish death/black metal is the name of the game here.  These guys are hardly writing the book on the style... but their contribution seems relevant nonetheless. God Dethroned meets In Flames is a good point of reference.  The sounds work.  The drumming is fast at times, mid-paced at other, but always keeps the songs flowing.  The vocals go from typical Swedish screams to death metal growls.  And the leads are total Iron Maiden worship.  Like I said, this is not anything groundbreaking, but if you're looking for some new Swedish metal this is perfect.  I can't see myself really sticking to any one song in particular, but none of them get on my nerves either. - Master Shockwave

Theatre of Tragedy - Musique (Nuclear Blast, 2000) -

Rating: 0/10

If Theatre of Tragedy insists on calling this garbage 'musique', then I shall be forced to call it crapue. After a painful listen to this experiment in aural nonsense (that included a BONUS TRACK?!?!?! pleeease let it end!), I gave this cd to one of my goth friends. Two days later I found it stuck between the doors to my apartment. When I called her for an explanation, she said that she had never hated a cd so much in her life. I asked her why she didnt just throw the damn thing out? Why return it to me? "Because", she said, "I didn't even want to risk having my garbage man thinking that I would own an album THIS bad." If you liked TOT's earlier stuff as I did, then go buy Within Temptation, or Autumn Tears. But if you like prancing around in a black leotard to awful pseudo-industrial garbage, by all means, buy this cd.  - Daniel Lawson

Warhorse - As Heaven Turns to Ash (Southern Lord, 2001)

Rating: 9/10

Warhorse are a truly special band.  Having witnessed their live assault recently,  and now being blessed with their new full length, it's plain to see that these guys are doom monsters. Taking equal influence from Sabbath, Hawkwind, Burning Witch and Winter,  Warhorse churn out the soundtrack to your worst acid trip.   Opener "Dusk" could almost pass for emo-rock with it's melodic acoustic guitar passage.  But with track two("Doom's Bride) the pain begins.  Savage riffing and pounding drums, come together in one powerful momement,  beautifully complimented by space,  psychedelic guitar.  True is doom.  And true is Warhorse.  Recommended for anyone looking for some of the most painful music around today. - Master Shockwave

Inhumate - Growth (Self-released, 2000)

Rating: 8.5/10

Ahhh, grindcore. For some reason, it rarely fails to entertain me. I think it is the short songs and fast changes. I know I rag on bands for not doing anything new like the bitch I am, but when it comes to grindcore bands I am usually having too good of a time to notice that they aren't bringing anything new to the plate.

Inhumate employ a varied vocal attack courtesy of vocalist Chrstophe. He is screeching to the rafters one second and wallowing in the depths of the gutters the next, hitting just about every vocal range in between in the process. The material on Growth is insanely technical and fast, but tight and clean, and that is how I like my grindcore (and a few other things). No surprises here, just 17 entertaining tracks of over-the-top, frenzied, blasting grind! - Al Kikuras

Skitzo - Got Sick (Self-released, 2000)

Rating: 9/10

SkitzoMany many years ago, when I was running the print version of Unchain the Underground (what was that, almost 12 years now??), I received a neon green sampler cassette from a band called Skitzo. I liked it enough that when I received an email from Skitzo main-man and puke factory, Lance Ozanix, warning me that a promo CD was en route to my P.O. box, appropriately a little green light lit up in the back of my mind.

Well, a week or so passed and I found a package containing Got Sick which, to my extreme pleasure, is a 22-track thrash album of epic proportions (24 if you count the hidden tracks, including an irresistibly catchy ditty that I am assuming is titled "Here In My Car"). Skitzo play like the veterans they are, having been around since at least 1982. The band's claim to fame is the ability of Mr. Ozanix to vomit at will. While certainly an admirable talent, it is a shame that it has to be their clame to fame, as listening to Got Sick, they certainly deserve accolades for their music as well. Especially in this age where 7 out of 10 former Norwegian black metal bands are stretching over into the retro-thrash fields and doing the genre anything BUT justice, a band like Skitzo that sound like the real deal because they ARE the real deal deserve much more attention than they are getting.

Skitzo have a sense of dynamics as well. "Loner" is a mid-paced song that makes up for the lack of speed with loads of attitude. Track 21, "Dahmer's Daycare," steps away from the thrash chops of the rest of the album. It is a mindfuck featuring just guitar, vocals, and various samples that is both humorous and downright creepy. The albums official closer, "Vomitorium," is also a departure - a narrative, complete with sound effects, describing the vomitoriums of the Roman Empire.

Got Sick is loaded with great riffs, nasty vocals, lots of attitude, hilarious samples and a serious dose of bad taste and worse humor. The songs are catchy, the band is tight and dead-on, with a distinctive sound. They play like a band with nothing to lose... no worries about who they offend, or who they turn off. Got Sick is an album that no metal fan with a sense of humor and love for balls-out, catchy, solid metal should do without. Just listen to the glorious 25 seconds that make up the track "Say Metal." If that doesn't appeal to the proud headbanger inside you, you had may as well throw yourself off a cliff. - Al Kikuras

Vomitory - Revelation Nausea (Metal Blade, 2001)

Rating: 8/10

Wow. Three vomit-related reviews in a row! Whereas Skitzo’s Got Sick is thrash and Demonic Orgy’s Sport Vomiting is a brutal mess, Vomitory’s Revelation Nausea is well-produced death metal akin to Broken Hope’s later albums and, more notably, Vader’s latest release, the awesome Litany. Vomitory aren’t quite the songwriters Vader are, but they just about hold their own against the Poles in the heaviness deparment. I am still waiting for the track that knocks me on my ass the way Litany’s opener, “Wings,” did and although Vomitory haven’t quite done it, they’ve come pretty close with “Beneath the Soil.” The vocals, while appealing in their ultra-deep register, are pretty par for the course as far as death metal goes. Very little variation in pitch and minimal annunciation makes for unmemorable vocal lines, but the sheer heaviness and brutality of the entire vocal-music package just about makes up for it. I expected Vomitory to play a more repulsive brand of death metal, more like Impetigo than the aforementioned Vader... the primary difference being more of a focus on sounding disgusting than musical chops, which are undeniably top-notch in Vomitory’s case. The drum work is particularly impressive, with drummer Tobias Gusstafson turning in one of those machine-like “how the fuck does he play so fast for so long” performances. So, while I think they would benefit from a more varied vocal performance (and the vocals being higher in the mix, as they are a bit buried) that does not prevent me from enjoying Revelation Nausea thoroughly. - Al Kikuras

Necronom - Exordium (Winterthorn, 2000)

Rating: 8/10

I expected to be crushed when I first listened to Necronom. Not crushed in a good way, like (as Chuck from Death likes to say) “this crushes, man!” but crushed as in let down. First off, the cover art is awesome. I thought “there is no way it is going to live up to that cover art.” I am real happy to say that I was wrong. Exordium is a short (approx. 17.5 minutes) 3-song ep of passionate, symphonic-yet-brutal death metal. The keyboards are a bit heavier than I usually like, but in this case, they work well because the guitar work on the album is flashy enough that it is not drowned out by the keys. Necronom mastermind (and impressive one-man-band) Christopher Howard Lincoln creates a dense atmosphere, allowing guitar and keyboards to define the melody alternately and, sometimes, simultaneously - building upon one another to a singular dark, melancholic, yet brutal end. Atmosphere weighs heavy on these three tracks. While Lincoln’s death metal voice is convincing, his clean vocals are a bit touchy-feely. Thankfully, they are not very heavily employed. A drum machine is used and used well for the most part, but occasionally the feel and sound of a real drummer is sorely missed, like at approximately 2:40-3:00 of song #2, “The Ashes of Empire,” right before the guitar solo as well as the beginning of song #3, “Thistles in Winter.” When the drums are isolated a bit, that “each and every hit sounds the same” quality that I feel is the major flaw of a drum machine sticks out like a sore thumb. The fills are also a bit stiff as a result, especially considering the emotional weight of the music.

Despite that, Exordium is an impressive work that will appeal to fans of acts like November’s Doom and Em Sinfonia. I look forward to hearing more from Lincoln, hopefully next time with a live drummer. - Al Kikuras

Sleepy Hollow - A Legend Retold (Old Metal Records, 2000)

Rating: 9.5/10

What we have here is the re-release of a classic metal demo from NJ’s Sleepy Hollow, released by King Fowley’s Old Metal Records. New cover art, liner notes that were never included with the original and a different track order, but all the music is the same, and what glorious metal it is. For you history buffs (all two of you), I originally reviewed the Sleepy Hollow demo in Unchain the Underground #2 (the print version) in 1990. I praised it then, and listening to it again now (the glory of vinyl!) I can heap equal praise on it now, 11 years later. It has truly withstood the test of time.

The 4 songs herein are all absolute monuments of metal. Legendary vocalist Bob Mitchell (VYNDYKATOR, the real ATTACKER) shines, displaying the versatility and power of a true master. From the raw screeching of “Dementia” to the soaring melody of “The Final Conflict,” he embodies all of the qualities of a great metal vocalist. The band behind him, likewise, stretches its wings, displaying not only speed metal chops but the ability to forge a symphonic metal sound worthy of the legendary status that the Sleepy Hollow name holds in hardcore underground metal circles. THIS is what true metal is, people. Anyone with a passion for bands like Helloween, Nevermore, Primal Fear, Jag Panzer and other power metal bands currently working the circuit would be foolish not to

The packaging of A Legend Retold is beautiful. King Fowley’s love for old metal really shows in the effort and attention to detail put into the Old Metal Records releases. - Al Kikuras

Demonic Orgy - Sport Vomiting (Self-released, 1999)

Rating: 7.5/10

Ahhh, the cassette demo. Photocopied cover, a Maxell tape with a plain old label sticker on the top. It brings me back! I didn’t know people still released these. In the CD and CDR age, it seemed everyone and their mothers were releasing CDs!

It looks like they made it in their basement. It sounds like they made it in their basement. I am willing to bet that they made it in their basement. The production is absolutely terrible. Lo-fi, very muffled, almost sounds like it was recorded on a boom box (a good boom box, mind you). Know what? I like it. I love raw recordings like this. It befits the music, which is equally low-brow, repulsive and nasty brutal deathgrind with deep, vomitous vocals. A demo that truly lives up to its title. From the sound of things, I would say that Demonic Orgy have some chops, but with production of this caliber, it is hard to really be sure. This is not for everyone, this is not even for the average death metal fan, but if you’re into the stuff as ugly as it comes, then Sport Vomting may be just the perfect pastime for you. - Al Kikuras

Gateway to Hell 2: A Tribute to Slayer (Dwell Records, 2000)

Rating: 5/10

I didn't think it got much worse then Diabolous in Musica, boy was I wrong!  The only thing worse is bands attempting to recapture the intensity Slayer once had.  With the exception of Incantation's bone crushing cover of Hell Awaits, Abigor covering Crionics, and Cephalic Carnage's bizarre remake of Jesus Saves... this is an expensive coaster.  Avoid unless you are a fan of bands rehashing tired played out songs, then by all means pick this up. - Rick

Overload 2: A Tribute to Metallica (Dwell Records, 2000)

Rating: 8/10

This is how a tribute should be done!  From Krabathor's great rendition of The Four Horsemen, Solarisis' unique cover of Nothing Else Matters, and Blasphemy Divine's doing my personal favourite Metallica tune Welcome Home/Sanatarium..the song selection on this is outstanding, so are the bands chosen on it.  Some other bands featured are: Mystifier, Noctuary, From the Depths, Dabolic, Abominant and Coffin Texts, all of whom do great covers of one of the most original bands ever (Pre-Black Album, of course.)  Any fans of older metallica that listen to extreme metal need this tribute, best one Dwell has released in quite a while. - Rick

Contaminated 3.0 (Relapse, 2001)

Rating: 7/10

Wow! Quite a few songs here... 51 total on two CDs.  Featuring unreleased tracks from Dying Fetus, Neurosis, Amorphis, Burnt by the Sun, Pig Destroyer, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Vile and others as well as album tracks from such current well-known bands as Incantation, Cephalic Carnage, Origin, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Deceased, Benumb, Nile, Exhumed, Mortician and many others, this compilation offers you a good ammount of variety for your buck (8 bucks, to be exact).  It also has many classic bands like Human Remains, Exit 13, Anal Cunt, Disembowelment, General Surgery, Phobia... the list just goes on and on.  This is probably the best compilation to come out in years, and it's perfect for those who are new to metal, or who want to re-live the past 10 years of a label who has unquestionably released some of the most important albums in this decade. Pick this up. - Rick

Primal Fear - Nuclear Fire (Nuclear Blast, 2001) 

Rating: 8.7/10 

Primal Fear are a band that is slowly getting better. They started out with much hype and anticipation, and came out at about half-mast. On their self-titled debut the band seemed to be holding back, and a little timid, but still very impressive. They had the chops to play with the big boys, and Ralf Sheepers had the pipes to hit the high notes, but something was missing, they weren't kicking our asses.  

On their second effort, Jaws of Death, Primal Fear Showed a lot of growth. Moving beyond their fears, and becoming more aggressive and taking more chances. However I think the fear that they would get labeled as a Judas Priest clone was still keeping them from making the album that would place them with the best of the current metal bands. Perhaps Ralf just couldn't really do the Halford like singing that takes the music three notches higher, and makes the album a classic.

I thought that until I heard Ralf do a cover of Judas Priest's song Exciter on a Judas Priest tribute album. Not only can Ralf do Halford, he should do Halford, or at least study what made Halford the best metal singer ever, and take that knowledge back to his own music. Ralf's singing voice isn't that good, it's his high notes, and power singing that makes him great.

Well, now we get to this album, Nuclear Fire. Like I said earlier, Primal Fear are slowly improving, and this is an improvement over Jaws Of Death, but there is still something missing. A lot of the "singing" is gone (thank god), and it's mostly high vocals and power, and the band is really kicking out some good tunes. I guess it's the fact that I expect more out of them the way a parent expects more out of their smart child. When the dumb child gets a B that's great, but a B just wont cut it for someone that should be getting A's. Understand. Well, this album is a B+, but that just isn't good enough young man. - Piston Rod 

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