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Mila - Oueen of Nasty!! |
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I had no idea what I was in for when I first received Mila's "Queen Of Nasty, Vol. I" in the mail. I don't think I possibly COULD have prepared myself. This is a woman that is a sexual demon, in the full DEMONIC sense of the word!! Not only does Mila manage to be incredibly sexy, she pulls it off with somehow being vile and downright FILTHY at the same time. If those aren't the perfect combinations of characteristics for a porn star, then I'll eat Mila's ass. Errr, I mean, my hat!! The following interview was conducted with Mila and her manager, Dangerboy Video mogul, Brad. |
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Interviewed by Al Kikuras with help from Don. |
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M: My ass is still throbbing from it! B: Mila had a lizard crawl into her ass during a scene. Well, not totally inside, but around the edge.
M: Yeah, you dudefuck! That was gross! I was afraid my rosecolon was going to swallow the lizard. A: That is some WILD stuff! B: So... what do you want to know? we're here to bare all! Well, we'll leave our socks on...
M: So, poodledick... let's do this! C'mon! I'm ready to take these questions right up my ass! B: Shut up whore, or I'll have to dick slap you again! M: With your poodle dick! Hahahaha!
A: So this new movie... how the fuck did a lizard wind up in your ass?? M: Ohh the lizard... well I think it was payback from Dave Hardman. He didn't like the fact that I stuck a big stick popsicle up his ass the day before.
B: The lizard crawled right up to the edge of her ass during a girl/girl scene... and I screamed. She pushed the ass out, and the little guy crawled right up to it. It's kinda like these guys that
fuck so slow that flies land on their cock. Same thing. M: But at least the big stick wasnt breathing... this fucking lizard was gripping my ass with his
feet and clawing my asscheeks and after my ass almost gobbled him up, he darted like fast! A: Is this actually going to be in the movie? M: It better be, you dudefuck Brad!
B: I've been told that if the lizard doesnt fuck her, or vice versa, we'll be okay. A: Would that fall into the bestiality category? B: No bestiality, unless you fuck it.
M: He wasn't a beast. He was a cute little lizard. Did I tell you I brought the lizard home and now he eats my ass every night? A: That is a good segueway into my next question. Is there anything sexually that you won't do,
Mila?
M: Yeah, of course. I draw the line all the time. Brad is always coming up with things to put in my ass. A: What things WON'T you take in your ass?
M: I won't do quadruple anal, only 'cause I can't find the guys, but I'm still looking. I won't take a chevy in my ass. Basically if it will fit, I'm game.
B The little slut took a Milwaukee Sawzall Plus, that big fucking saw that cuts metal. We attached an 8" dildo to it and our new girl Katya rammed it up her ass. Her whole 85 lb. body
shook like a naked person at the north pole! M: Ohhhh yeahhh, that was fuckin' awesome! I want a Sawzall for my birthday! B: It cuts cement, metal... it's like the jaws of life! A: Holy shit!!
M: I squirt just thinking about that tool up my ass and pussy! B: Now, she wants to take the saw everywhere and get an adapter to plug it in the car lighter. A: I'll have to find a pic of that thing to put on the interview page
B: I'll send you a chrome on Wednesday. We have 1000 pics from the shoot. A: Excellent!
The Milwaukee Sawzall Plus
M: Even after the scene i couldnt stop wrecking my pussy with it. You can adjust the speed in which it fucks too, which is nice. B: We are putting a ton of shit on the site that is not legal for video distribution.
A: Cool... if you can send them via email or just direct me to them on the web, that would be a lot easier. B: I'll email them. M: Hey dudefucks! I'm telling you about the saw!
A: The saw!! Of course... I am paying attention. Please continue! M: Tthe saw speeds can change. I had it on full blast. It was great! B: Enough with the saw, fuck nut!
M: Like the tool firemen cut people out of cars or something. B: Speaking of firemen... tell him about the Rainbow on Sunset Strip.... M: Oh shit! M: I was flashing on Sunset Strip and a squad pulled up. Five firemen.Tthe chief kicked out his 4 other guys and then
fisted me 'till I squirted all over him. Brad filmed it all. B: The fucking whore. M: Including the 50 guys cheering me on. A: Were they in full uniform... in a truck and all? B: Yep. it was crazy.
A: Where did you actually do this? On the truck? M: Yeah. He asked that we not show his fire station number or something like that.
B: We will have to blur the numbers on the rig, but you can see the big red truck and the yellow helmet and the puddle of cum she wanted to have them all fuck her... they said no. Bunch of fags.
M: They wanted me to fill their tanks with my cum so they could put out fires with it next time. A: Here in NY people shoot at firemen. In LA they get to fist you... there's no justice, I tell you!
B: She's a liberal girl. She'll fuck anything with a big dick, and if the dick is small, she will embarass you to no end. A: Would you fuck a midget? M: Would I fuck a midget? Yeah, as long as they can fuck. A: So, it seems obvious that penis size is important to you, yes? How big is big? What is too small?
M: I did Mr. 1- inch but he couldn't keep his dick hard, that fucker. I've had some puny cocks too. They are okay as long as they follow up with a big, fat cock.
B: I think the key is how hard they fuck. We will only use a few guys in our movies. Dave Hardman, Earl Slate. They need to wreck ass! A: Earl Slate - he directed Sea Sluts, correct? I saw that last night.
M: Yeah, he brought a copy to the set, but my movie looks 10 times more hardcore. B: What did you think? M: I love Earl's big, thick cock. Makes my pussy quiver. Dudefuck mother fucker bitch ass pansy weasel homo
lookin pussyfarter. I just wanted to say that. A: While on the subject, Mila... What are your five favorite names for a penis? M: Cockwich , winky dink , poodle dick, DICK and ummm...
B: Dave, John, Earl, Tyce, Brandon. Oops! I told! M: I don't know, I just call it how I see it. I usually say "Come here, you fuck stick" or "Gimmie cock!" I don't get too particular. It just better be hard, or you might find a
big popsicle stuck up your ass. Know what I mean? A: I do. M: Those fuckers... I think the men wish they could fuck as hard as I do.
A: A: Ever get anything stuck up your ass? As in, you can't get it out via conventional means... M: Yeah... I've had my share of things stuck in my ass. In fact, in my first A: That the scene where you popped them into that girl's mouth? M: Yeah, yeah. A: You give new meaning to the term "ass to mouth"
M: The director was clapping and I'm yelling, "Call 911!" I mean this fuckin' egg, it finally came out. I don't use plastic eggs anymore. Only the real eggs now, so if the break they are biodegradable.
A: All that shell might make for a painful bowel movement... M: Well, if the shell breaks, I'm sure I could push it out easier than those plastic fucking eggs.
B: We never use the term "ass to mouth." The industry seems to have created that. We just pull cock from the ass, and the sluts just suck. We dont pay extra for it, that's for sure. A: That is a much more direct way of putting it!
B: It's a prerequisite, and it's not discussed. Ass, mouth, pussy, forehead, knee, tit, belly button, ear, nostril... who cares? Let's just fuck!
A: Considering all the stuff you've had up your ass, do you find that having a bowel movement comes easier? B: Dude... she was swimming in my pool the other day... when she dove in the pool, she
dropped her day planner from her ass. It was from 1979. She thought it was lost forever! M: No, my bowel movements are normal just like everyone else. Only difference is some of the things I find from like last week.
B: Speaking of bowel movements, we need to cut out that pop where the new girl accidentally dripped poop on your face. M: That bitch shit in my mouth! I almost kicked her ass down the street! B: It was an accident.
A: I need to hear details about this one... B: She never heard of an enema. She's Russian, fresh off the train. A: It actually went IN your mouth?
M: Right in my mouth! I was like "Noooo!" and then next thing I know, I'm pinned down by Dave fuckin' Hardman and a clump of shit and cum is smacking my face!
B: She did her first dp, and did not prepare. So, we had a mess, and the Queen took it like a champ.
M: The cum was okay, but the shit... well, you know I have to draw the line there. B: Stop complaining... we took you to Neiman's afterward.
M: It's okay 'cause I spit in her face later that day, and she liked it. A: Did you jump up and run for the can? M: After we cut, yeah, but I was pinned down, those fuckers! I couldn't move! And it was 120
fuckin' degrees, I swear! A: Is this the same girl that you picked up at the airport and "got into" in the parking lot? M: Yeah, this little whore, same as the airport chick. B: The parking lot chick.
A: Share what went on with the airport/parking lot story for our readers... M: That was fun. I was blowing Barney bubbles all over the airport.
B: We picked her up at 11-ish, AM, and by 11:15, i had my hand up her ass and Brent had his in her snatch while Mila ran around blowing soap bubbles with her magic wand and she jerked off a security guard through his pants.
M: Tell him about when I was riding the luggage pick up conveyor belt thingy. B: The girls rode around on the luggage table, flashing butthole, etc.
M: I was flashing everyone. I almost gave this old dude a heart attack. The airport police, I think, were AFRAID to approach me. They wanted to! I could tell, but my rosecolon probably scared them off.
B: Then, we abducted, BY HER OWN FREE WILL, Katya into our cargo van, where she was initiated. A couple hours later, she took a fruit salad up her ass, Mila covered her with whipped
cream. Then, to clean up, she stuck the garden hose up her ass and did a colonic in the yard. A: Katya is the Russian girl? M: Yeah, that slut! A: Every have any sexual partners that couldn't handle what you were doing? A: I mean, anyone ever just go "Fuck! Stop!! I can't take it" and just get up and leave? M: Not like that, because that wouldn't be professional.
Instead of just getting up and leaving, they sit there with my foot up their ass and start crying. After I get my elbow out of their pussy they are usually a little better off and they relax a bit.
A: How about not on camera? Well, first I should ask, are you sexually active off camera? Or do you just film everything? M: My sex life off camera isn't as, well, fruitful as on
camera. I get off on having a camera on me. I'm almost possessed. I love being filmed while I fuck. My private life is fairly private. I don't even date that often. Only if I really like a guy, maybe I will go on a date.
A: What is that you like in a guy? M: Other than a dick that is always hard. I look for the spark. In my personal life, I want there to
be some sort of attraction not just physical. There has to be something in the eye or a look I like, but like I said, I don't date that much.
A: Ever go on a date with someone that had no idea what you were going to get in the sack until you actually got there? M: Iv'e gone on dates where they guy had no idea who I was and we didn't end up fucking. I've
also gone on dates where the guy gets a pretty good idea something is up when I go down on my knees on the dance floor pull out his cock and start sucking and everyone watches. I like that too!
A: I guess he might be clued in by that point. I think I know the answer already, but I have to ask... do you ever get the urge to have "nice" sex?
M: What's "nice" sex? Yeah, I mean, if you consider three guys servicing me "nice" sex, I suppose so! B: Nice sex, you know, where you shut the fuck up and just lay there like a nice girl.
M: I cannot be quiet while having sex. B: She don't do dat. A: I mean, "making love." B: I got to tell you... Mila is not a romantic, at all. She doesn't date, she only fucks on camera.
M: I am too, dudefuck! I like pouring candlewax all over me while I get pounded by 2 or 3 hung studs! Now that's romantic! A: That's romance embodied!
B: She is all about mom and dad. No man is needed for anything other than cock and money. A: Speaking of Mom and Dad, does your family know what you do for a living? B: Let's not go there... A: I guess they aren't happy about it? M: My parents love me unconditionally. I have a very
good relationship with all of my family. I'm very proud of it. B: They think that she's our file clerk and, you know, she runs the billing at her mom's office. A: For real? B: She files nails, that's about it. Right lover?
M: What, and get a paper cut? Fuck that! I don't file shit. I'd rather get stuffed like a turkey in the ass than file papers. B: Ya know... I have to say, Mila was looking a little
ragged a few months back, but she is in rare form right now. Tan all over, a few more punds. Her ass and legs got hard from walking... M: I look great and you know it!
B: Im' telling you, Al, this is the most that I've ever wanted to hit that ass. A: Have you ever hit that ass? M: You can't smack my ass, Brad. You only get to dream of it.
B: You're just scared because you know everyone in this office fucks way too hard for you. Don't be ashamed. That.s why you love us. A: You don't let him?
M: No. We have a different relationship. Brad isn't talent. Besides, he has a poodle dick. B: Poodle dick? I'm sorry, but you know that's a lie. A: Fight fight!
B: You are intimidated that we are more physical and sexual than you. That's why we write you killer scenes and get you fucked every which way from Tuesday.
M: Okkkaaaayyy dudefuck, bastard, fucker, poodle dick, fartknocker, buttmuching teeny dick mother fucker... A: You guys are going to the East Coast Video Show this year, right? B: Mila is going with Katya and George.
A: Cool. I look forward to some shennanigans... M: I like the East Coast! Those fuckers know how to party. B: George is about 6 feet tall, 350 pounds. A: Jesus!! Big man! M: Big cock. Huge cock! I want it!
B: Mila is gonna get on a ladder. Sit on his head, and his entire head will be engulfed in her, so he'll look like a huge walking, Mila doll A: Is George "talent?" M: He could be with me...
B: No... brawn. He carries her around like a key chain. He shits out bigger things than Mila. A: You would do George, Mila? M: I'd roll all over his stomach and slide down him like a slide to his dick. B: She ain't doin' him.
M: No, George is a sweety. He's my protection. He don't take shit from no one!
A: At 6', 350 I could see why. M: I take the cock and shit and George watches like a protective eye. B: If you bring a test to the show, Mila can do tricks with you.
A: A test? B: HIV/DNA A: Ohhh... that kind of test! B: I want to strap you on and have you fuck Al. Wanna do it? M: If he has a test, fuck yeah!
A: DAMN!! I have a friend that I know would sell his teeth for the chance... can he bring a test? B: Nope. M: Is he as charming as you? B: No friends. We fuck for money and fame.
A: He's one of our writers. He's got a huge cock! M: Like I said, cock size doesnt matter, because there is always a fist or foot you can use. Louisville Slugger fucking, you know. A: I can dig it!
B: We've got to get to work here. M: I think I'm gonna go streaking around Hollywood now. M: Okay, dudefuck, I'm gonna go for now. Make arrangements with Brad and we will all get together and talk more. A: Okay! Thanks!
B: And on that note, I am outta here. Hey Mila! When Kat gets back, we're gonna all fuck her in the shower, then, we'll drop the douche bag off at your pad. Cool? I'm asking permission. Al - tell her we desrve it.
A: THEY DESERVE IT! M: Okay, douchebag. Tear her ass up so I dont have to talk to her tonight. B: Consider it torn! Al - be good. I'm outta here. M: Bye, Al! It was a pleasure, baby. LATER THAT WEEK...
A: Hiya Mila. One of our writers, Don, is going to sit in on this if it is cool with you. M: That's fine. Where's Brad? A: He's coming. (enter Brad) B: Okay... who's sucking who here?
A: We were waiting for you before any of the sucking started. B: Cool. I'm sucked out anyway. A: I was telling Mila, one of our writers, Don, is going to sit in on this if it is cool with you guys B: Cool.
M: That's fine. How big is is cock? Don: My cock is a good solid... foot long at least! I can't wear shorts... it's awful! M: Oh, I like! B: So Flagstaff... did you hear anything? A: I was about to ask... Flagstaff...
B: Should I tell? A: Lay it on me, Brad! M: Tell him about the cops! B: So, George took Mila and Kat to a new store opening called IMAGE, in Flagstaff, AZ on
Saturday night. All was well, selling shit, talking nasty, etc. Autographs... the local radio was there LIVE, the dummies had no delay.... A: BIG mistake, eh?
B: And the little slut went live saying "free blowjobs at the Mila gang bang at IMAGE... come on in and do Mila at the gang bang!" Well, 3 minutes later, 20 cops and sherriffs and marshalls and a bunch of trouble...
M: I wasn't hurting anybody. All I wanted to do was to give free blowjobs. After all, it was for charity! M: Exactly! B: ...bottom line, Mila blew her way out of trouble, but the radio station has been suspended by the FCC. It made the front page of the news. A: Was there a pic of Mila with a shit-eating grin? No pun intended...
B: No grin, no pics. And George ran for cover when the cops hit, so we have no pics of that. M: Yeah, dudefuckb where are the pics? B: We are going to get the surveilance tape from the store... that will be good!
A: Mila... you said it was for charity? M: Yeah, charity. A: What charity??? M: Dude, I don't know. Some AIDS charity. B: Local AIDS charity in Flagstaff.
A: Cool. Just curious... I was picturing "Orgy For Wheels On Meals" or something. M: That fuckin' place is in the middle of nowhere.
B: To show you one end of the spectrum to another, yesterday we were on the Jonny B show. He follows Stern in the am, and he's a big mouth. He gave me 20 minutes to promote, talking
about squirting, ass wrecking, etc. and they want Mila to come to their fan club show and squirt the crowd. It was very cool. They said "if you use medical terms and proper dialect, it will all go!"
so I said "back door, front door, water works, ejaculation" etc. and she just moaned! M: I need cock now! A: The 4 most beautiful words that can come from a woman's mouth...
D: That and "can I get you a beer?" That's more like 5 though. M: Who is going to give me cock? A: Someone get Mila a cock!!
M: I'll get you a beer only if after you drink it, you stick it in my ass and I fill it back up with my squirt. D: Tastes GREAT... less filling!
A: What a marketing idea... sell Mila's squirt in six packs! "Milabrau!" Was your sex drive this voracious and nasty before you got into porn? M: I never knew an orgasm 'till I fucked Max in my first scene.
A: When was the last time you worked with Max Hardcore? M: He calls me all the time and I tell him to "Fuck off, you sick fuck poodle dick!" A: You don't want to work with Max anymore?
M: My new stuff is much more hardcore than his limp dick. A: Did you guys have a falling out or you just moved beyond Max? M: I'm done with Max. You will never see me in another Max scene ever again. My pussy and
rosecolon belong to Dangerboy. A: How about if it was the world series of nasty... $10,000 prize? See who can outdo the other... M: Just make sure the check is made out to me! A: A sure thing!!
M: As sure as Brad getting laid once a month. Okay, come on you poodle dicks!! Wreck my ass! Who wants to throat fuck me?? A: When did you first discover that you were a "squirter?"
M: On a John Bone set. I was being fucked so hard that I just squirted. A: Were you surprised? M: When it came out, Ididnt know what the hell it was, so I tasted it and it didnt taste like piss, so
I had other people on the set taste it and they said it wasnt piss. A: Do you have control over the squirting? M: Of course, sweetie. I only squirt when I cum. A: That is, can you NOT squirt when you cum if you don't want to?
M: No. A: Is that ever inconvenient for you? M: Never. But if I'm doing a scene that doesnt call for me to squirt we just stop when Im about to cum.
A: Can we get a live demonstration at the East Coast Video Show? I would love to see that live B: That would have to be legal, safe, and semi-private, like the parking lot. Talk to George. Set it up. He'll drag her ass there.
M: If I did, we can call it "Mila squirts ECVS!" B: Why don't you guys book about 30 guys at $50 a pop to come and see the live show in your hotel room? A: Hell of a thought! We may just do that...
D: Mila, are you afraid of any long term damage to your rear end? M: No. Since I'm not working for anyone other than Dangerboy, my ass is in great condition.
B: I'm worried. That's why she is not doing any more double-ass penetration and no triples for sure, although, the Sawzall couldn't have been the healthiest thing... A: I would imagine not...
M: But I do want a triple in the next movie, you poodle dick! A: You should do a triple with some Asian guys. Mimimize the risk of irreversible damage. M: No more poodle dicks for me! Just guys who want to wreck my ass.
D: Have doctors examined you ass and had questions and/or concerns? M: No, but I did see my doc yesterday and he totally checked my ass and pussy. A: Was all well?
D: Does he know what "goes on" with your ass, or goes IN your ass? M: He knows! He just about fisted me yesterday during my appointment. A: Has he seen your work? Is he a fan?
M: I don't know, but he knows my ass has been ripped all to hell before. A: How old were you when you lost your virginity? A: Who was it with? How does the story go? M: It was to my first boyfriend. After only 4 months I gave it up to him, but he couldn't fuck to save his life. A: Was your first mind-blowing sexual experience with Max?
M: Yes it was. Max was great, and let's leave it at that. A: Deal. M: I have one thing to say... at the AVN expo, I challenged Max to be in A: Was your first lesbian experience on screen? M: Dude, it's been so long... I think it was a Vivid scene.
I'm into wrecking new girls' assholes and spitting in their puissies. Fuck that girl/girl pretty stuff! D: YEAH!! I hate that stuff....boring...no closure! A: Do you have any sexual fantasies you haven't lived out yet?
M: Not really. Just looking for new girls for some over the edge sex who like their faces squirted on. A: How many women contact you per week via the Dangerboy web site? M: 20 to 25, but only one or two are serious.
D: Are there any exciting pairings coming up for you? Established stars, etc... B: Established stars? What's that? Does that mean they get paid? Actually, we are talking to TJ
Hart. She is absolutely a knockout, and that would be the hottest established star and that's still a $40 scene. No, just kidding. A: $40 and a free pizza? What is the process you go through to determine if a girl that contacts
you via email will appear in a video? What criteria do you go by? M: I hope she has seen my movie and she wants to do nasty shit like she just saw on the video. A: Physically, do you have any standards?
B: That's my department. I get the chicks. Mila closes it. A: Do you ever see yourself settling down? Any desire for a family and all that stuff? M: This is my idea of settling down! Actually, I would get
married, but seeing my life style, I'm not sure to who... A: What kind of music do you listen to? M: I love this new CD. This black guy singing soft stuff, I forgot his name. And when I wreck ass, it's usually Rage
Against the Machine. A: You should try death metal... much more effective! If you weren't in porn, what would you be doing now? M: I would be a rich jewish housewife... cheating on my husband.
A: Ever get into a fist fight with another woman? M: I'm not into that anymore. But serious, I'm Russian... I used to fuck people up! A: What is the strangest place you have ever had sex? M: In a movie.
A: I mean an actual place, like a location... M: Well, in the next movie, I fucked in a water fountain, kind of a bird bath thing. A three way. It's pretty rad. You'll see it soon... I'll get you a screener.
A: Cool! In the screener I have for Queen of Nasty, all of the scenes take place on a black table. What is the deal with that table, and is that actually your house?
M: It is the house of a friend of the guys at Dangerboy. He lives alone, big house... empty... they fill it up with chicks for him. How cool is that? The table was on Melrose Ave., in front of a
store, art deco or some shit. I was driving by and I stopped and said "Dude fuck! Can you get that table in the back of my truck? If you can, I'll take it!!" So, I pulled over, and they put it right
in, no problem. So I went in to pay and it's $780.00!!! I'm like "Fuck, oh well, I have George's credit card" (from dangerboy) so, he bought the fuck table. We used it in 3 scenes in the new movie too.
A: Do you prefer a cock in the ass or a cock in the pussy? M: Man, My ass has seen some cock, but the best thing for me is to have a huge cock pound my pussy while I rub my clit with a rubber toy. Man, I can squirt a mile!
A: It's settled then!! Okay, that is it! Any last words for us, your adoring fans? M: Yeah! I want all you poodle dicks to jerk off more, buy my movies, and if you have any
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B: We just wrapped up a new movie. She was off the hook!!
A: Lay it on me.
A: I really liked two of the scenes, the other three were
decent. Definitely not as hardcore as your stuff, Mila. Not even in the same universe.
M: Well yeah, of course. I mean, some women don't like being fisted in their asses, but I do. Mr. 18 looked
like a lot of fun, but he couldnt keep wood, so that was no good!
M: Yeah, but we don't talk about it much.
A: Okay... work. I am going to eat a burger. I
have a lot more to ask. Think you could set aside some more time later in the week?
A: Some head never hurt anyone...
M: I was 17.
D: Are there any stars you'd like to wreck... or be
wrecked by? Porn or mainstream, male or female...