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We are so fucking happy to have the great Piston Rod back to review a batch of pornos. Hopefully this will be a regular feature for a while now. Piston, welcome back, you bastard!
Gush - Phoenix Releasing - (0 out of 5)
Avoid this title like the plague. The girls are unattractive, the female ejaculations are lame (where is Cytherea when you need her?), and the overall production quality is non-existent. I can understand that it's
difficult to find girls that can ejaculate upon orgasm, and I guess smaller budget pictures need to take what they can get, but in a porn world where there are so many titles to choose from, when a company
puts together a slap-dash production like this, we need to call them out.
Virtual Sex with Devon (3 out of 5) and Virtual Sex with Janine (4 out of 5) - Digital Playground
I'm not really into these types of pornos. They are interesting for about 30 sections as I go through each option. It's fun to be able to put the girls in different positions, but after a while it becomes
boring and too much work. When I jerk off, I want to just sit back and enjoy the ride, I don't want to do too much work. The way these "interactive" videos work is you have a girl and you can
choose what positions she has sex in. Missionary, Doggie, Anal, etc. Devon is a pretty girl, but typical porno girl. Surgically enhanced beauty and a personality that says "I'd rather be shopping". Janine
is very hot and I liked her video better. I'm not into her giant tattoo, but she's hot, and that's all that matters.
A scene from Virtual Sex with Devon.
Creampie Cuties Vol II - Ghost Pro Productions (2 out of 5)
The thought that came to mind as I watched this was "Man, I'd rather be watching Dirty Debutants." This movie is the poor man's Dirty Debutants. Each scene begins with a short interview and then
the guy has sex with the girl while he holds the camera. Ed Powers has a special skill for making this type of first person sex very interesting and makes you forget the low budget aspect of the
movie. This guy does not have those skills. I got annoyed with him holding the camera, and the girls were not very hot. They all seamed like they'd rather be anywhere else but there. I say skip
this movie and go rent Dirty Debutants instead.
Exile - Sin City Ultra (5 out of 5)
 When reviewing scripted porn I need to make a statement up front. I can
not review scripted porn made within the last 15 years with the great scripted porn from the classic golden age of porn (1975 - 1985). If I did, then I would just rip them apart.
There isn't the high level of acting, stories, sexual heat, or production quality as porn from the golden age, so when I review scripted porn, always insert a caveat that says
"within the last 15 years" at the end of my sentences.
With that said, this is one of the most enjoyable porn videos I've seen in a long time. The story is very well done; simple, to the point, fun, and works the sex in very well. The story
revolves around a mob family that goes into witness protection and are moved to a rural farm where they need to readjust to their new life.
The director Skye Blue is very good at working in and out of the porn scenes while keeping the story going. Her camera angles are also very good. As a woman, she keeps the camera on the female
actors faces a lot during the sex, while switching to insertions shots at good intervals; not too many, but enough to get you going. She also doesn't switch camera angles too much. I hate when pornos
have quick camera shot changes, it throws me off. However the best part of this video are the actors. It's good to see Shay Sweet again (at right), returning to boy/girl action for the first time after
years of just going girl/girl work. Her first scene is a little lame, and she doesn't have any chemistry with the actor, but her second scene with Julian is very hot, and her body looks very good. Felicia
Fox is also very hot, and her scene smokes. Excellent body, beautiful natural breasts, and a "fuck me" attitude I haven't seen in a while. Brittany Skye is the only weak point of the cast. She's
typical porn girl; plastic, pumped up body, and no real sexual fire. I enjoyed her scenes the second time I watched them because I didn't compare them to the  rest of the cast which really overshadows her, but she just isn't as good as the rest of the girls. The standout star of this movie is Aurora
Snow. Man-o-man, what a cutie; great sexual energy, and a hot little body. Her boy-boy-girl scene is really hot, and when she takes a sandwich (1 dick in pussy, 1 dick in ass), she seems to really enjoy herself. Her
character's secret is a nice twist that helps you like her character even more.
The extras are also good, with a behind the scenes and interviews options. There is also commentary by the director that is interesting for those who want to know a little more about the cast and movie.
Why is this movie great? Because I can watch it over and over again. That is the true test of a good porno, and this movie holds up to multiple viewings.
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PISTON ROD
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