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 Q. I have read that in addition to adult films, you do bachelor
parties. Which do you prefer?
A. I like them both, really. Parties are so much fun, I really put my heart into it for the guys. I know that for most of the grooms it's going to be a once in a lifetime experience. Most guys don't get a
second party even if they get married another time - didja know that? And isn't that a shame!? I want it to be something they'll always remember. Movies are a completely different thing, they're
for ME, not for someone else, they're what I'm going to remember doing, how I'm going to be seen, over and over, for the rest of my life. When I'm someone's granny, I'm still
going to be "Kimi Lixx" in someone's memory, and in my own.
Q. Which pays better?
A. I'm not sure. I can do 5 parties in 2 evenings, which is the most I've ever been booked for back to back, and I can book at least one party every weekend. Three good paying,
not even great paying, video scenes would probably come to about the same amount as 7 parties. Parties don't burn me out, though - filming does. I get homesick staying in LA,
and I get very, very tired after a week of shooting. So in the long run, I can do way more parties than I can scenes.
Q. Ever bump into someone at a bachelor party that you, say, went to high school with?
A. Nope, not yet! I went to a little school.
 Q. Do you do any feature dancing or anything else to help make ends meet?
A. Nope. I have been invited to feature at a couple of Cleveland clubs, but I just don't have the nerve or the confidence.
Q. Just how well DO ends meet, while we are on the subject? Are you living comfortably these days?
A. I'm not rich, I'm not poor. I'm pretty much in the same place financially that I was before I started doing adult films. I'm frugal, I have a savings and investment plan. I
have a few things most people would consider luxuries, I have a few things some people would consider trash, my computer being one of them. The biggest luxury working in
the adult industry has brought to me is time. I work fewer hours and have more leisure than most people who make the same annual income I do. Could I make more money and work more hours? SURE... but why? I'm happy.
Q. Have you ever dated a fan or met someone at a bachelor party that you hit it off with and hung out with after?
A. Dated, no, I don't date, I'm not looking for a relationship. Hung out with? Yes... several times. Some of my fans are really nifty people, why not hang out with them?
Q. Ever get caught "doing it" by your parents or another authority figure?
“Hi, can I speak to Kimi?”
“Sorry, she’s all tied up at the moment...”
A. Yep, got caught by my mother with my first girlfriend. We weren't actually "doing it", we were just necking and petting in my bedroom on the bean-bag chair on the floor, with my
shirt off. My mom was pretty funny, she opened the door, shut the door, and said "<first name, middle name, surname> put your shirt on and get out here this instant!",
then she didn't say a word to either of us, called my girlfriends parents, and grounded me from seeing her - it didn't work, we just snuck out at night and saw each other anyway.
Q. Speaking of parents, are they aware of your chosen professions and what do they think of it?
A. My mom knows. My father has passed away. She's very supportive, although she is really concerned that I'll corrupt my little sisters. My older little sister and I like to tease my
mom about me getting her into a dancer bar while she's still underage. It's a very good time, lots of sisterly bonding involved. My sister has no desire to dance at all, she JUST likes to pick on mom.
Q. I read on the mighty GeneRoss.com that you majored in genetics and virology in college. What happened? Shouldn't you be a rich scientist right now?
 A. Unfortunately, I dropped out of college with just one semester left before
graduation. I was jaded, tired, and couldn't remember just what it was that I loved so much about my chosen line of study to begin with. I had a bad experience with one professor in a required
class... philosophy, which was required for medical ethics, and it sent me off into a fit of self destructive behavior. By the time I recovered my wits I had pretty much trashed myself at school and it was
just time to stop. I take a class from time to time to keep my credits from expiring, and I creep ever closer to finishing my degree. Will I ever actually DO anything with it? Probably not, I just wanted to
study it because I loved it, and I still do.
Q. You've worked for Extreme, so anal must be old hat for you. Did you like it the first time you did it or did it take getting used to?
A. Every sort of sex takes getting used to. I wasn't so sure about oral, giving or receiving, the first time I did that, or about vaginal, or anal and I imagine most people feel that
way. Of course, I could just be special.
Q. Have you ever been recognized in public at a time when you would have much rather just not been bothered?
 A. I've only been recognized in public once, and it shocked the daylights out of me! It
was thrilling though, and I'll never forget it. I hope "Mike" still has his bowling shirt. If you're out there reading this Mike, I LOVE YOU!!
Q. A lot of porn folks live as wild a life off camera as they do on - wild sex parties, swinging, etc. How different is your off-camera life from your on-camera one?
A. Well, I don't wear false eyelashes off camera, and I wish I didn't ON camera either..., I don't wear thongs. Yes, I'm a granny panty girl. I don't generally have sex on brick walls with a mask on (see Haven's Magic Touch 3). I think I'm smarter in real life than the characters I get to play... oh please, I hope I am!
Don't let this just be wishful thinking! I don't do anything on camera sexually that I don't do off camera, but I am not a swinger or a party animal in general. I don't drink, I don't
smoke, I don't do any recreational drugs - well, except chai, I'm definitely addicted to chai.
Q. I think every American should be forced to work as a waiter or waitress for at least a year before being allowed to eat out. Have you ever waited tables? When you do go out to eat, how do you tip?
Now THAT is what I call a coffee-table book!
A. I'll admit it, I'm an evil tipper. No, I've never waited tables for a living. I did dance, and I had to live off my tips, so I know what that's like. I have issues with bad service,
though. A wait-person's job is to bring my food to my table. They get their minimum wage for that. If they don't do MORE than that, why should I pay them more? I will not
pay a percentage of my bill, because that wait-person didn't work any harder just because I ordered a more expensive meal. I'm a reasonable tipper for good service. If I run the
wait-person ragged I will tip extra over what I normally would because I know I've been a miserable customer, especially if he/she took it gracefully with a good attitude.
I'm only generous to wait-people who are exceptional or who I have as a "regular" wait-person in a place I frequent, someone who knows what I want before I even have to say anything.
Q. What do you consider to be a real kick-ass meal?
 A. Depends on when you can get me to eat. I'm not a very good eater and I'm
horribly picky. I would rather have no food than eat something that doesn't appeal to me. I can eat anything, but if I'm not starving I'm not going to. I don't like Chinese, I don't like Italian, I don't like
seafood, I don't like spicy food, I don't like bland food. I'm not a vegetarian. I like junk food, but it doesn't agree with me. Did I mention I'm addicted to chai? Chai and a really good russian tea biscuit.
That would kick ass just about any time. I don't think that qualifies as a meal, though.
Q. You were married... I am assuming you are not anymore since you spoke about it in the past tense. If you don't mind a personal question, what happened? Was it an amicable split?
A. I was married. I am divorced. I married VERY young, I was only 15, a few years later I was a much different person. We didn't fight, it was a very peaceful divorce. A
dissolution actually. We were just done being married. To give you an idea of just how peaceful it was, we flipped a coin to decide who could pick first, then took turns picking
in order to divide our music CDs. I have always regretted picking The Best of Styx. What was I thinking?
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