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I am sorry to let you folks know that this is going to be our last batch of porn reviews for quite some time. The crush of our regular lives has made it impossible for us to stay on top of all the new releases coming
out (before you get pissed, please note that we don’t make dime one in profit off this site, it is all done out of love), so we are going to put a hold on reviews for a while and concentrate on interviews and
bringing you lots of free XXX photo galleries to make up for it! So, enjoy this somewhat-brief, semi-final edition of our porn reviews and keep coming back to the site for the finest smut on the web! Just click on
any of the movie names below that are linked to get more info on the film and how to purchase it.
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Zane | Sin City/Sinister | Astral Ocean/Eurotique
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Zane
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 First up from Zane is Virgin Snow (* * * *), a strong showing from Mark Zane, who did not start out in my favor, but is fast becoming
one of my favorite directors in the business. Although, there is always the issue of exactly how much "directing" goes into Gonzo where an unscripted road trip to Tahoe winds up with a bunch of
people fucking each other, but who cares? The sex is great, the girls are all delightful sluts and the guys are pretty cool, too. You really get the feel from this tape that it is nothing more than a
video of a bunch of people that love to fuck, no bullshit involved, which it probably is. Shame the rest of the world can't be that uncomplicated, eh? Nina Whett is great in this one, as always, and Vivian Valentine
looks especially scrunptious. Gen X is nasty in a glorious way... all the girls are great, as a matter of fact! Special bonus Watch Mickey G get his ass eaten by a very brave young woman!
It seems, as evidenced by the fact that most of the Zane flicks reviewed this edition are his, that Mark Zane’s brother Matt is putting his band, Society 1, before porn on the
priority list. Matt’s name used to adorn almost all of Zane’s products, but apparently the legacy has been passed on, which is fine by me, as Mark has baked up another good
smutcake (although not QUITE as good as Virgin Snow) with Cum Covered #3 (* * * 1/2). Shot on location in
Barcelona Spain, the sex is hot and nasty and the girls are all attractive, but the setup of the "in the streets" scenarios does nothing for me. If it was really obvious that there were
other people around that would be rightfully offended if they saw all this carnality in the wide open, things might be a bit more tantalizing, but as is they are just moderately arousing.
It is all about the sex, when it comes down to it, and it is genuine and bountiful here. The girl that looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is alone worth checking this out. I've always
wanted to see that bitch get fucked righteously, and this is probably the closest we will come next to the brief scene in the Woody Allen flick Deconstructing Harry, or whatever it
was called. She doesn't show any flesh in that one, but it is great to see her getting boned nonetheless.
A scene from Sex Camp.
Let's thank Mark Zane again, this time for putting Nina Whett and Nancy Vee in one film in Sex Camp (* * * *). This is a
great movie, similar to Virgin Snow (above) in the setup. This time the crew is on Catalina Island with the same thing on their minds lots and lots of sex! Nina Whett and Ty Bo get it
on in my favorite scene in the flick, a hot one-on-one that is just plain great! A close second is Nancy Vee and Shelbee Myne's foursome with Ian Daniels and Dave Hardman. If I
could just stand in the presence of those two women, I would be so happy I'd shit myself. I can't imagine fucking one while watching the other get boned. Dave and Ian, you lucky bastards!!
 More Horny Housewives (* * *
*), a great tape of actual (yup, you guessed it) housewives that want to "get their fuck on." The women range from extremely attractive to somewhat skanky, but each and every woman is
very "real" which I find appealing. These are the kind of women that make the fantasy much more real... the kind that you might work with, or might be a friend's sister or mother or wife,
or a bank teller you see every time you cash your paycheck that you have always wanted to fuck, but never would or would have the chance to. I prefer vids like this to airbrushed epics
with Barbie doll women driving Corvettes around southern CA. The girls are interviewed first, giving you some insight into what brings them to the producers to get good and
boned (reasons ranging from somewhat boring, that she is just horny, to sinfully arousing - the husband hasn't been knocking the boots). There is lots of anal, some very hard fucking and loads of facials. Good stuff!
Mark shares the directors chair with Van Damage for Exotic & Erotic (* * * *), yet another wild romp in the tradition of
Sex Camp and Virgin Snow, this time shot on location in San Francisco during the Exotic Erotic Ball. First scene Christi Lake and Nina Whett team Ty Bo. Yeah, two of the same
faces from other flicks that just came out, but what a teaming and a GREAT scene!! It is nice to see all these porn stars really being themselves and just fucking for the fun of it
rather than fulfilling the requirements of the script. You've got a veteran like Shanna McCullough spicing things up and with Keri Windsor in the flick, you know you are in for some
serious lesbian action! Just check out the pic below. Great movie!
A scene from Exotic & Erotic.
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Astral Ocean/Eurotique
 Astral Ocean/Eurotique's SKIN #18 - Lashes (* * * *) is a GREAT piece of work with gorgeous European women in some bizarre scenarios getting fucked,
sucking cock, taking it up the ass... we've got leather, domination, body paint, & young looking-girls. The hottest scene in this one, as far as I am concerned, is when the main character somehow
winds up being transported in the back of an ambulance (sorry, I don't have the patience to pay attention to most porn plots, especially when the cast aren't speaking
english) and the EMT's that are taking care of her decide to "get their fuck on" while hovering over her. The female EMT is HOT, and wearing thigh-high white stockings (a
fetish of mine) and gets fucked nicely from behind. Thank you, oh gods of porn!!
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Sin City/Sinister
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This time around from Sin City/Sinister we have a nice selection of perverted porn for both the horny couple, as well as some more serious smut for our single horny guy, or adventurous female.
 First up is Sinister Sex World Premiere Edition (* * * * ½), which features some of the hottest and wildest women on earth. Leading off
the batch is Carmen from Spain. Carmen is a cute wild vixen that really gets my blood boiling. Watching Carmen take it in the ass made me shoot all over the place. Another great screen features Sophie from
Hungary. This cute blonde will have you begging for more. Overall a solid tape featuring European hotties, hot ass and pussy fucking, and real breasts what else could you ask for?
Violated: Linda Thoren's Gang Bang (* * * *), there is some good old fashioned fucking going on in this video. Linda
of course leads off the show, but Caroline Cage and Shiela both hold their own in this showcase of carnal gluttony. The guys here are also more than capable of delivering the good
Lexington Steele, Dave Hardman, Dick Nasty, and Tyce Bune keep it up and cumming the whole time. You will enjoy watching cute Linda Thoren getting dicked over and over again.
 Players Academy (* * * ½) is a
wild romp through the carnal carnival. This video features cute girls, big dicked guys, and a whole lot of fucking (sound familiar?). What we got here are some players (the guys)
Mr. Marcus, T.T. Boy, Mickey G., etc, who play some gullible women The Played (April, Ashley Sage, Tavali Griffin, Charlie Angel, Alexis Amore, Alexxxis Tyler, and Taylor St. Claire)
We do have some standouts though, Ashley Sage and Tavali Griffin can start my engine anytime they are on the screen.
More girls, more cocksucking, more fun. California Cocksuckers 19 (* * *) is your average cocksucking video,
nothing special about it. Same type of feel really cute girls going through the motions. But, if you have liked this series before, then you will enjoy this tape as well. Best scene is
with cute Shelbee and hot Lola going to town on a foot long sausage. Have fun.
Rocco's Cocktales 4: Fuck Like A Beast ( * * * *), features Rocco in all of his big dicked mastery. Rocco puts
his tool to work, putting out some fires in the pants of these European cum-catchers. Listen, when it comes to gaping asses, no one does it better than Rocco. Check this one out
for serious ass fucking, and serious asses. Not for couples, unless you have a really great wife/girlfriend, then try it out.
Zoe in action
Finally we have Captive (* * * 1/2), which features Zoe. Zoe is a cute girl with HUGE tits that is GREAT in the sack, or
at least appears to be (can’t say I have had the experience myself). I have not been a big fan of Michael Raven’s work in the past, and am not terribly fond of it in Captive. While in
Sinister Sex World Premiere Edition (above) he shined, in Captive it seems he always introduces a sex scene with the subtlety of a atomic bomb. Luckily, Zoe’s performance and
that of her cast make up for any shortcomings the film falls prey to otherwise.
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