Insatiable Solos (OGV, 98)
Starring: KATIE GOLD, TYLER, MALITA, J.R. CARRINGTON, PETRA.
Directed By: Edward James
- OVERALL: * *
- SEX: * *
- ACTING: n/a
- SCRIPT: n/a
- J.O.P.: * *
- FAST-FORWARDING: *
- EDITING: * *
Alright, there might be good gonzo productions made these days, but this is not one of them. Insatiable Solos' basic premise is this: a girl masturbates using three or four different dildos increasing in size as the scene progresses. That's it. Sure it's gonzo because there is no script, but a movie like this could really be helped by a simple script that gave interest to the girls masturbating beyond the fact that they are. One girl (possibly Katie Gold) could be a little sister who sneaks up to her bedroom to masturbate before bed, hoping that someone in her family doesn't walk in. Another girl (J. R. Carrington perhaps) could be a mother who tells her children to go outside and play while she cleans the house. I'm just throwing out ideas. Perhaps the script could be five friends getting together for drinks. When talk turns to masturbation each one tell their best masturbation situation. I don't know, just something to bring it all together.
As it is, the only reason I'm interested at all is because I have a thing for Katie. She tries real hard to get the biggest dildo in her little pussy, but it just doesn't fit. She looks at the camera and gives the viewer really nice "fuck me eyes". Even though I like Katie, I found myself getting bored. At the very least the girls should have talked, even a little. Say something to let us know why they were masturbating or who they are. They would let the viewer (me) get into their personality a little. Anything would have been nice at that point.
Oh well, someone once said that porn companies don't even remember the movies they put out after a month, and this movie is one of the reasons. Very forgettable and uneventful. It's a shame that no one seems to even care that shit like this is produced more often than the movies like Shane's World, Up N' Cummers, and Dirty Debutantes. The true greats of the Gonzo/Pro-Am genre. - Piston Rod