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 Review: Running length: 3 hrs. D.O.P. 02/06/99 Videographer: No one will
admit it, but I have evidence Writer/Director: This was Greg Alves doing
Female cast: Houston, cameos by Misty Rain, Sinnamon The Fluff Girls: Angela, Diamond, Claudia, Cocoa, Kira, Deja Bleu, Gabrielle, Gina, Lori.
Male cast: Ron Jeremy and 620 sexual deviants, the usual suspects.
Audio/Video: Excellent, almost TOO good at times.
Extras: After 3 hours of this, you want extras? Are you high?
General comments: This is only the second gangbang I've seen, so it's hard to judge it by any sort of criteria, but it looked to be a first class production, at least as far as
gangbangs must go, and I tried to grade it accordingly and objectively. It had a theme, all the big shots were there to cheer her on, and it did seem as though there were indeed
620 male masturbators in attendance. From the one I had seen previously, and others I have read about, the totals tend to be a bit ...inflated, at least in number. This one was
well organized, as things like this should be. When you've got 620 depraved sex offenders under one roof, you'd better have your shit together, and plenty of security ..
 If you actually enjoy this genre, please seek help immediately. I'm only
joking (partly), because they DO provide lots of funny moments, unintentionally of course. For gangbangs, it probably doesn't get much better than this. It was entertaining, I'll say that much.
I'll bet this was fun to do for most everyone.....at first....until the weirdness of it all starts to wear off.....and it seems like you've been there for friggin EVER and she's only
now taking on Guy # 277 .....then the surrealness of it is replaced by an icy cold fear, before the paranoia sets in.....followed by an overwhelming sadness at how pathetic
and depraved humans can be...... We're now up to Guy #398 - Christ, have you ever seen so many perverts in one place? Get away from me, you walking-wounded wanker!
The hour grows late.....we're now up Guy #487, the one who caused you to almost lose your lunch....... Thank god it's almost over.....you're so fucking tired....your neck is
sore from having to watch your back constantly.....you feel dirty.... Houston announces she wants to keep going!. you start thinking irrational, homicidal thoughts...... Actually, I just made that up. Where was I?
 Condoms Mandatory, even the ubiquitous paper towel handlers wore latex gloves.
The Sex I wouldn't go so far as to call it sex, exactly. Even anonymous sex would be too..intimate a term. Frankly, I'm at a loss on how to rate the 'sex', so I left it a zero, which it was for
me. You might have a completely different opinion. I can't break down the sex scenes either, there being 620 of them, although thankfully we're not subjected to all of them, only
the highlights. Man, I don't even want to think about what the lowlights might have been. Suffice it to say that it had to be a looong night, not only for Houston, but everyone
involved. I think the screenshots tell the story better than I ever could. You can see tempers getting a little short around Guy #450 or so, and Houston bravely tries to keep
smiling, as Quasarman, no doubt in a hurry to get this over with so he can go home and shower, keeps yelling "NEXT!!" to any available deviant with half a hard-on. Keep it moving, keep it moving..
Bleeding anal polyps anyone? Buy this!
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