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Old Shit

Granny’s Gang Bang
Studio: Bacchus
Category: Gangbang

Reviewed by dumblonde
(captions by Al Kikuras)

Writer/Director: none listed
Videographer: none listed
Running length: 65 min.
DOP: 3/12/99

Female cast: Kathy Jones

Male cast: Brian Surewood, Jeremy Iron, Claudio, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Dick Nasty, Hunk Dermon, Tony Michaels, Darren James, Blake Palmer, Byron Long

Audio/Video: no complaints

Extras:
Chapter stops
Previews from:
Itty Bitty Titties Cheerleaders
Divients With A Buttcam #2
Just Be Anal #5
Ready To Drop
Life In The Fat Lane #7
Tit Banger's Ball
Triple Penetration Sluts

Condoms: none

Someone just fucking shoot me now... I don’t know if I want to live after seeing that...

WTF was I thinking?
Oh come on, someone had to. And since I've already become kinda numb to it all, why not me? It couldn't be any worse than some of the stuff I've seen.

The boxcover pictures Kathy prominently, hoisted and surrounded by all these men, smiling prettily, and not unattractive. I admit it evoked some sympathy as I envisioned her being degraded by these 'not so hot themselves' porn studs, and went into it ready to bash the first spunk monkey who dared complain about her tits being less than perky.

People are obviously into it, yet there is not one granny title reviewed in ADT's database. Conspiracy? Discrimination? Or just a damn good reason?

I aimed to find out. So take a walker with me down a road well traveled, and we'll see what our senior degenerates are up to these days.

Not  a bad set of gams for a corpse...

The Movie:

Holy Christ, do you know where your grandma is? If not, you'd be wise not to watch this, it could actually damage your psyche, not to mention put undue strain on those holiday gatherings.

Any feelings of sympathy for the elderly were misplaced, I quickly discovered. This broad is SO nasty and insatiable, that at times I found myself concerned for the participants. Apparently she still has all of her teeth too, and sends one guy howling back to the end of the line.

They forgot Chapter 6, “How to gouge out your eyes.”

I really don't know what else to say, and took plenty of screenshots so I wouldn't have to, but be warned - Granny gets out of control. Granny can't get enough cock. Granny's a cum whore.

Male Cumshots: 10
Female Orgasms: 3

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Nasty old women twist your nipple? Buy this slop.