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Title: Girls of Mardi Gras, The 
Studio: Digital Sin 
Reviewer: Kobiata  
Category: none
 
Overall rating:  1
 
Female looks:  0.5
 
Male looks:  N/A
 
Sex: Zero
 
Plot/Acting: N/A
 
Extras:  Zero
 
A/V Quality:   2
 
What it's worth: $6.00

Porn That Sucks!

Ratings description:
N/A - Not Applicable.
Zero - Avoid at all costs
.5 -  Unacceptable
1  -  Seriously Lacking
1.5 -  Lacking
2  -  Below Average
2.5 -  Average
3  -  Above Average
3.5 -  Good
4  -  Very Good
4.5 -  Exceptional
5  -  Best


Starring: Exhibitionists!

Synopsis: Females go crazy and wild in the debauched spirit of Mardi Gras by showing off their prized possessions.

Overall: This DVD has no value unless you plan to show this as a gag with your friends to make fun at these people.

DVD Quality: The audio quality is okay, but the video is horrendous. The video quality is contingent upon the medium of the original source. The original source must have been VHS-C because it looks that bad.

Extras: NONE!

LIKES: The only scene that is REALLY worth mentioning occurs around 41st minute. A bunch of women from "Rick's Cabaret" show off their tits and butts. Particularly, there is an olive skinned lady with a 1920s or 1920s Betty Boop haircut. She rubs her firm ass against the window. This was totally hot! Not to mention her perfect size 34B breasts! This lady is Playboy quality!

Sure, there were other good moments in the scene like nice college-type women showing off their tits to strangers. These women had the firmest set of breasts in the whole video.

DISLIKES: There are too many to discuss, but I will list them in order of importance.

1. Groping by strangers 2. Chubby women showing their saggy breasts and pussies 3. Ugly women 4. Old women showing their breasts

These are the most recurring, but one that is most disgusting happened only once at the end of the DVD.

A lady squats and urinates into a beer bottle. I do not understand how this fits into the Mardi Gras spirit. That is not the worst of it. She drinks her OWN urine! DISGUSTING!

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