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 Gang Bang Slut 11
Reviewed by astroknight
Running Time: 69 min.
Production Date: 07 / 2000
Director: Al Borda
Cast: Blazer, Brandon Irons, Billy Glide, John Strong, Steve Taylor, Jason McCain, and Cheyne Collins
Initial Expectations: Gang Bang Slut 10 was pretty good, so I’m hoping this episode continues with the
same quality.
Initial Reaction: I don’t know which I’d rather have happen, watch this again or be anally probed by rotor-rooter.
Who Should Watch It : ONLY extreme gangbang fans
Who Should Avoid It: Everybody. Run away! Run like the wind! Run like you’ve never run before!
Who the hell has a couch in their back yard??
Audio /Video Quality: There’s a little dubbing to the audio and it often sounds very hollow. The video is
slightly grainy and the color seems to be off a little throughout the entire feature. It’s not as bad as Nic Cramer’s tinting, but it’s still plenty noticeable.
Music: There’s very little music, and what there is sucks. None of the music occurs during the sex.
Disc Problems: It played as it should.
Menus: The main menu looks like they took clips of the movie and then shot it onto the screen with a salad shooter. It also has a strong red tint throughout
the screen for a bloodshot appearance. It goes without saying that this doesn’t give a good first impression to the DVD.
The Feature: Half of the secret of a decent gangbang scene is using a decent girl. It doesn’t matter how good the rest of the scene is if the girl looks like she’s
the love child of Rosie O’Donnell and Ed Powers. The other half of a successful gangbang scene is having a cameraman who knows how to give a variety of shots. Sadly, Gangbang Slut #11 fails pretty well in both
cases.
Blazer is touted as a rich girl from the ‘burbs who’s sick of the good life and now wants to fuck and suck. She’s a bleached blonde with tan lines, a shaved bush
yet hairy pussy, and a gap in her front teeth. She looks more like she’s from the nearest trailer park than any suburb. She arrives at the house where all the guys are escorted by Billy Glide, who as usual looks
not only like he was dropped at birth but had the doctors playing basketball with him. She claims that she’s a major slut and the games begin.
Gangbang Slut #11 actually starts off appearing to have a little potential. Although she isn’t that attractive, Blazer does appear to be into the gangbang
a little. There’s a bit of laughing and joking between the cast that starts to make it enjoyable. Unfortunately this doesn’t last too long.
Sadly, Brandon Irons tries joking as well. He’s not at all funny and then, master of sensitivity that he is, starts making slut comments. Although I normally
don’t enjoy comments like that in movies, in situations like this it can fit in with the scene. He ends up being so annoying with the comments that I kept hoping we’d see the other guys beating him rather than
themselves, which we see way too much of. Not that it matters much to me, since I’m not at all turned on by guys boxing the clown, but the guys looks don’t help matters either. The only of these guys that’s above
average looking is Cheyne Collins. Cheyne raised the rating of the guys by an entire point. I almost gave a shout to the TV of “Would somebody please stick a dick in Brandon’s mouth so he’ll shut up?!”
Boy, red really is her color, eh?
The camera work and editing also suck sweaty dog balls. The cameraman uses a tried and trued method of photography. It’s called the tripod. The only thing
that raises it above the Ed Powers level of photography is that he stands behind the camera so that it doesn’t move. That’s most of the problem. You better like the angle you’re watching because it isn’t
going to change anytime soon. I think the length of each camera angle was measured with a tide chart. That isn’t to say that there aren’t position changes. There are a few changes, but they’re broken apart
horribly. Between each change there’s cuts of other parts of the movie with tinting and fuzz added to them along with some bad music. Each of these interludes lasted about a half to three quarters of a minute. I’m
not exactly sure because after the first ten seconds of watching that crap I was scrambling around for the remote control so frantically that I probably looked like
I was having an epileptic seizure. After that, I never let the remote get further away than the armrest on the chair.
Although not fit for watching, I have no doubts that this DVD would make a great coaster. If you like shiny things it’s even better. You can put the picture side of
the DVD down and silver side up. It’s about the only way this DVD should be watched.
Extras: The best thing about Gangbang Slut #11 is the selection of trailers for other Pleasure products. Trailers are included for Stray Cat, Evil Eyes, Looker, Prey, Shattered Vows, Intimate Strangers, Penetrator 2, A Clockwork Orgy, Eros Instinct, and Back & Beyond
. The photo gallery is better than the feature on the DVD, but not a lot. There’s a mix of okay 24 full screen and snapshots that include both the production and behind the scenes. Finally, there’s a horrible bio of
Blazer and internet and phone sex information.
Themes: Straight, gangbang, rimming (male > female), toe-ing, anal, DP, spanking, choking, light slapping, and DV
Raincoat Factor: High
Overall: Currently, Gangbang Slut #11 can be found online for between $19 and $25 with several stores offering it for under $20. If you actually pay anything
beyond the rental price for this one, all your friends should get free “I’m with Stupid” T-shirts that they’re required to wear whenever they’re around you.
Check out the butt on that!! He must work out!
Note to Al Borda: Needless to say, this one was a loser, which is really sad since Gang Bang Slut 10was
pretty good. It would have been a lot better if it didn’t have the annoying breaks with the music and tinted scenes from the movie. The quality of the menus and
the other technical aspects didn’t help anything either.
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Money to burn? Buy it.
Screen shots courtesy of the great DVDxtreme.com
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