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 Dirty Little Adult Cartoons 4
Review and captions by dumblonde
Category: cartoon/anime
Director: n/a
Running time: 85min
Date of Production: best guess: sometime between 1960 - 1985
Cast: voices of Keisha, Nikki Charm, Erica Boyer, Paul Thomas
Review:
Why can't America produce any cartoon porn? Are decent cartoonists that well paid here, as opposed to Denmark, Germany, Spain, and the Lesser Antilles (whatever THAT is),
where these were originally done? When exactly they were dubbed in English, I'm not sure, I assume sometime in the 1900's.
Something you don't see in real porn
This is volume 4 of several, but the only one I've seen. It consists of 10 cartoons of varying quality, but all had a washed-out, old look to them. The sound is terrible and
you'll need to keep your remote handy to keep adjusting it. There was no main menu, no chapters, and no extras. I suppose if you're into cartoons more than I am, you might
enjoy these. I'm not a big fan of Japanese anime - but after seeing this, I might learn to appreciate it more. It's not that I expect Disney quality, but I was so looking forward to
something different, and was disappointed yet again. Perhaps the other volumes are better, but unless I can catch them on a big sale, I don't think I'll ever know.
The sex:
There was interracial, group sex, masturbation, mail slot sex, one gay anal scene (accidental), one fisting scene that went past the elbow, gladiator porn, granny porn, Dracula
porn, rodent porn, Tarzan porn, Bugs Bunny porn, and one gratuitous nun beaver shot. I thought it odd that there was no girl/girl, until I realized that this was made before all
females turned bi and lesbian. I know, it's hard to believe, but apparently there was such a time.
Maybe Seymore can use this
Toys included a bicycle powered dildo and nipple pumps, an S&M strap-on dick crimper, a strap-on butt dildo, mixmasters, vacuum cleaners, a stair bannister, telephone
handset, candles, cucumbers, salamis, bananas, a wine bottle, a cactus plant, bedroom slippers and a wristwatch. Pretty much everything but the kitchen sink - no, come to
think of it, there WAS a kitchen sink involved, as well.
On the plus side, there were no facials, and the male characters didn't have to jerk themselves off to cum. No condoms were used, and all the tits looked real. Well, more
real than some real ones, if ya know what I mean ;)
One toon was all in silhouette
The SCREENSHOTS have been brightened or darkened by yours truly to even out the quality and look better on the page.
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Most real modern cartoons don’t suck bad enough for you? Buy it.
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