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Pros: Kayla captivated me, Ed Powers made me feel good about my body.
Cons: Where do I start?....Oh! I know..Ed Powers. I really don't need to add to this.
First off:
Do not buy this DVD. Stop the madness. How did this ever get to 100? You may see the trailer and think it looks good, but every good moment was in the trailer. You may think you will get to see Shane(and we all know she is so adorable), but only for about a minute.
Kayla looking “soooo good.”
For those of you not familiar with the series, here is the gist I get from it. Ed Powers initiates girls into the world of porn (sorry honeys). The first girl was Kayla and from
moment one I was captivated by her (I can be a sucker for the Asians). She masturbates for the camera (in a cheap motel room). And she looks sooooo good, although not highly animated (but that is OK. Did I
mention she looks soooo good?) But here is where the test begins. Imagine...your tongue is dropping to the floor, your eyes are focused and captivated. Then the camera focuses on Ed Powers strokin'. Who wants to see
that? Then the sex begins. You have one image captivating you and another scaring you. What do you do? No matter what position this girl is in, SHE looks great. But I had to fast forward. I could not handle the
agony.
This is self indulgent porn at its worst. You feel like you were forced to watch someone elses home movies. At the end of the second scene you even hear him say to
the girl "Have you ever been with a man that lasted this long before?". The sex gives off way too much of a professional vibe. It is clear that it is being done for the
money. The girls totally have that get-away-from- me-you-dirty-old-man look. I kept thinking he reminded me of a cartoon character. The best I can come up with is the comic book collector on the Simpsons.
Some would argue that her eyes are not closed in ecstasy, but...
Of course I'm jealous. He gets to do hot chicks (where is the justice?). But I don't give every male porn star a scathing review.
(Note to self: Do not expect any party invitations from Ed Powers)
Shelf-life: Until I get something else with Kayla. Then it becomes a coaster.
Bottom Line: Stop the madness!!! I said the DVD was worth $1.50, but keep in mind that Kayla was worth more. I would just think I should be paid to see Ed.
Lyric? You say. Endorphin, where is your trademark lyric?
This DVD doesn't deserve a lyric!!!!
Buy it if you got an “F” on your report card.
Review courtesy of AdultDVDTalk.
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