Cum Cocktails Video #497
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Mike Hott Video


Cum Cocktails Video #497 (Mike Hott, 98)

Cum CocktailsStarring: Candy Hill, Sunshine, Nancy Vee, Becca, Allysa Allure, Jaime Lee, Neena.

Rating is on a scale of 1-5. 1 being poor, 3 being average, and 5 being exceptional. For an explanation of the review criteria, click here

Lots of pornos from many companies have passed through my hands in the past few months, and I have had to complete the arduous and sometimes frustrating task of reviewing them.

Cum CocktailsThat's a joke.

One of my big gripes lately with some of the films coming out is that generally speaking there is a lack of realism being portrayed in porn. C'mon, you have seen this occur. Five or six giant silicone balloon-breasted vixens with absolutely perfect bodies, shaved snatches, and perfectly groomed, powdered assholes pretending they know how to fuck like the greats of the past. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a fantasy but, let us face the reality of the matter. The average schmo is pretty close to never going to encounter an evening with one of these space-age cum sluts.

I think it is wonderful that every once in a while I come across a porno that defies this. Cum Cocktails is such a video. Mike Hott is definitely on to something here. When Piston Rod handed me my monthly workload, I looked at the title and snickered to myself , thinking how cheesy it would probably be. But, ohhhh! How I was wrong!! Never judge a porno by it's label!

I really like this movie. It has a little taste of everything. Firstly, my favorite, a blowjob scene by Nancy Vee (not pictured). One of the best I have seen in a long time. And a very diverse cast might I add ranging from chunky girls with big tits, such as Sunshine, to a girl next door type done quite well by Allysa Allure. This one is a good example of reality porn. Normal girls, like you would see walking down the street. Not Barbie Dolls!!

Cum Cocktails A little bit more on Nancy Vee, I really think she is up and coming in the porn industry. Not only does she have a great body but she has the blowjob technique that I could only compare to the great Amber Lynn. She really shows the prowess that you really don't find very often anymore. Check her out in Breakfast at Mike Hott's another release under the same company. I am sure we'll see alot more of Nancy Vee to cum!

My only negative reaction to the film was like the title suggests: cocktails of cum are embibed upon by each of our lovely ladies at the completion of each scene. This I could not stomach. A martini glass filled with load is pretty nasty. Although, I bet cum probably tastes alot better than a martini, so maybe they are onto something. - Day Dawk


Review Key:

Reviewed on a scale of 1-5 stars. OVERALL, SCRIPT, EDITING - self explanatory. SEX - the amount and quality of. ACTING - can be actually good, or good in a bad way, in the sense that it is so bad it is entertaining. J.O.P. - Jerk-Off Potential. FAST-FORWARDING - the urge to hit that FF button, be it during dialog, rehashed sex-scenes, whatever. The more stars, the less fast-forwarding. EDITING - somewhat related to fast forwarding. Do they show a ball shot for too long? The same angle for an eternity?


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