Club Sunset (Sin City, 98)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Toni James, Stephanie Swift, Anjelica Sin, Melanie Stone, Montana Gunn, Vince Vouyer, Eric Price, John Decker, Rod Fontana, Guy DiSilva, Rich Handsome, Dic Tracy.
Directed By: Wesley Emerson
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- OVERALL: * * *
- SEX: * * *
- ACTING: * *
- SCRIPT: * * * *
- J.O.P.: * * *
- FAST-FORWARDING: * * *
- EDITING: * * *
Club Sunset is a place where people get together to share a few stories, enjoy a few drinks and have a few laughs. That is as long as you have the money and the right connections. Club Sunset is a place where dreams are made and sadness does not exist. Actually it's just the name of the movie, but I figured this would make a nice intro. Club Sunset is barely mentioned in the film, but let's see what it's all about anyway, shall we?
The story opens in a cocktail lounge, presumably at Club Sunset, where most of the main characters are introduced. Jill Kelly plays Amanda Palmer, a 5-year veteran of divorced life, who is looking to exact some revenge on her ex-husband, Eric Hunter (played by John Decker), a shark-like divorce attorney. Eric is having a drink with his buddy, Dr. Grant Colby (played by Eric Price). While discussing manly things, such as their latest conquests, Mr. Hunter's eye is caught by a lovely young woman sitting by herself. Dr. Colby is happy to inform him that the beautiful morsel currently holding his attention is Jacqueline Costello (played by Toni James), the soon-to-be ex-wife of Nicholas Costello (played by Vince Vouyer), the wealthy proprietor of House Of Black And Blues, a local jazz club. Dr. Colby rushes off to an urgent appointment as Eric proceeds to make the acquaintance of Mrs. Costello.
With ulterior motives racing through his head, namely how to score a good chunk of the divorce settlement, Eric swiftly romances Mrs. Costello back to his bedroom. How do these guys do it? Mrs. Costello starts things off right. She works her way down Eric's body to meet his rising spirits with her lips. She uses a superb combination of hands and mouth with a pleasant amount of moisture to make this a blowjob well worth seeing (and receiving for that matter). Eric spends his time on his back with two fingers working on getting Mrs. Costello's juices flowing. He furthers his attempts by throwing her onto her back and applying 50 lashes with a wet tongue. She's got a body to die for. Her tits are small but beautifully formed, and with the belly ring to complement her wonderfully flat stomach, it's no wonder Eric wasted no time in mounting her. Mrs. Costello then gives her second great oral presentation, the nasty things that come out of her mouth while she is being plowed are enough to bring even the coolest of characters to their knees. Even though her moaning seems a little staged, her performance is more-than-ample.
In the second scene, we come to find the urgent appointment that Dr. Colby had to rush off to was Amanda on his examining table. That's right, his buddy's ex-wife. Can you stand the twisted plot? Dr. Colby appears to grapple with the moral issue of screwing over his friend until Amanda spreads her legs and asks which is more important, Eric's friendship or hers. It didn't take the doctor very long to come up with an answer. After all, doctors do go through many years of education to enhance their intelligence. So as he laps a face-full of muff, Amanda, feet in stirrups, rips off her paper gown to reveal a perfect set of tits. Amen. She then requests to have her temperature taken and Dr. Colby is happy to oblige. While being fucked with her legs up in the stirrups, Amanda tells the good doctor things that I don't think her mother would necessarily approve of. She makes statements such as, "Stretch my pussy with that big hard cock" and "Stretch my cunt". I don't know about you, but things like that don't get me off. It makes me think too much about asshole jocks who just want to get their nut and, if possible, make the woman feel some sort of pain, either during sex or afterwards. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the words 'pussy' and 'cunt' just as much as the next guy, but the whole stretching part doesn't do much for me. Neither do terms like 'love canal' or 'love missile'. She sounded more like a 976 phone girl, but to each his own. I'm sure some people like that stuff. So he continues to drill her on the table for a while, and just when you thought there wasn't going to be any fellatio (that would be a bad thing), Amanda drops to her knees and finishes the doctor off with a nice, healthy cocksucking. Thank goodness.
The next scene kind of comes from out of left field, but it is certainly one worthy of praise. It opens with two attorneys, Valerie Prescott (played by Anjelica Sin) and Edwin (played by Rich Handsome), discussing a case over the phone. They agree to meet at their usual place of arbitration to hash out these time-consuming matters. Their usual place turns out to be a bedroom somewhere. How coy! Valerie turns out to be somewhat of a dominatrix, and demands that Edwin sign her deal before any deliberations commence. Kind of a strange way to do business, but who am I to stand in the way of love? Edwin starts by sucking and licking the stocking-covered feet of Mistress Valerie. Shrimping, although fun to experience, doesn't do much for me on film. I guess I'm just not enough of a fanatic. Anyway, Edwin proceeds to work his tongue up her thighs and into her split-tail (I don't normally use that terminology, but I think it's hilarious, so I just had to). She returns the oral favor with a pretty standard blowjob that barely takes her lips past the head. However, she incorporates her huge tits with Edwin's stocking-cloaked cock in a decidedly up and down fashion which redeems her mediocre performance. Valerie then climbs on top and takes that pony for a ride. The camera angle here is very pleasant and, in my opinion, worthy of some still-frame admiration. It's more or less from Edwin's point of view while lying on his back. The sweat glistening on Valerie's tits and the overall way she carries herself makes this part very delectable. Next, while on her back, she grabs her ankles and pulls her legs practically 180° apart. Insert applause here. Edwin, in turn, applies a generous amount of bump and grind to Val's full split. Just when you think the scene is over, Edwin pulls out the large purple anal plunger and makes way for his own purple-headed warrior. As he's fucking her ass, he tastefully drops a gob of saliva about three feet from his mouth to her ass. You nasty, baby. Anal isn't really my cup of tea, but our rectally inclined following will be happy to know that he fills her chocolate star with a healthy serving of Edwin Chowder.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Eric wants to secure his piece of the pie from the Costello divorce. To do this, he hires Guy Travis, a Private Investigator played by Guy DiSilva, to tail Mr. Costello at his own nightclub, and to pay off one of Costello's waitresses, Sherri (played by Melanie Stone), to seduce Costello. By doing this, Eric can count on plenty of substance for a divorce case. We join Guy in his car, wired up with some state of the art bugging equipment, listening in on a sexual episode between Mr. Costello and Sherri at some out-of-the-way hotel. Nicky starts out with some run-of-the-mill cunnilingus and migrates to some rear-entry technique. It's nice, but let's not kid ourselves, unless you are a serious diving buff, you will have a lot more fun doing it than you will viewing it. On to the blowjob. She does a adequate job, working it manually and orally, but the only time she services his balls is when he does his own manual stimulation and basically plops them in her mouth. Girls, please don't neglect the balls. Thank you. The fucking is the usual missionary that turns doggy-style. One point of interest is Sherri's pierced labia, very aesthetically pleasing. They continue with a rear-entry arrangement, but Nicky lays down on his back while Sherri hovers back over him on all fours. This is a great position, unfortunately it is also a tiresome one, so they don't last long. The scene is wrapped up with a big goober of a nut spewed onto Sherri's face. I'm so glad that I'm not a girl.
A quick change of venue winds us up with Amanda and Mrs. Costello sharing a tender moment and a warm bath. It turns out that the two of them are in cahoots as per Amanda's grand plan for revenge against Eric. There is not much to be said about the scene. There are fewer things more beautiful than well-sculpted women involved in sexual activity. It's amazing to me that there aren't more lesbians out there considering the fact that women's bodies are smooth, curvy and hairless (at least the ones I am considering) and men's bodies are the exact opposite * disgusting! But for some reason, women keep finding us attractive. Go figure. Anyway, they basically lick each other from head to fabulous toe and I loved it. Every thing they did was magic. Enough said.
The next scene takes us to Eric Hunter's office where he is conversing with Guy. Apparently, Guy has dug up some video dirt on a completely unrelated case. Enter Heather Hollingsworth (played by Stephanie Swift), a married woman stuck on the fence as far as whether or not to divorce her husband. I think Eric can help her make up her mind. Out comes Guy's videotape and into the VCR it goes. Mrs. Hollingsworth feasts her eyes on a wild sexual display between her husband, Walter (played by Rod Fontana), and some floozy named Randi (played by Montana Gunn). By the time Mrs. Hollingsworth is done watching her husband cram and slam into every orifice on Randi's body, she is not only ready for a divorce, but she is also ready to exact a little revenge of her own. Her revenge takes the form of fucking and sucking the shit out of Eric. She clears off his desktop and allows him to go to work on her. Her pubic hair could use a little trim, especially right in the area of her labia, but her body is killer. They fuck wildly on top of the desk and she orally relieves him of his load as he stands over her sprawled-out body. I'm sure her face was nice and soft after that moisturizing treatment.
That's essentially the entire story except Guy Travis gets the shit kicked out of him by one of Nicholas Costello's hired thugs after Nicky learns that he was observed screwing his waitress by Guy. Eric visits Guy in the hospital and ponders whether or not he is going to try and stop screwing people, literally and figuratively. So the movie leaves a few loose ends, like how does Amanda finally get her revenge and where the hell did Edwin and Valerie come from? There is a trailer at the end that reads 'To Be Continued*', so maybe these and other questions will be answered in the sequel.
Overall, Club Sunset is a fun movie and should be viewed by ladies, gentlemen and children of all ages. Try throwing it on at your next family function and you tell me if it doesn't make you appreciate each other just a little bit more. So grab the tissues, put the dog in the other room and just do what comes naturally. Bon Apetit. - Piston Rod
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Review Key:Reviewed on a scale of 1-5 stars. OVERALL, SCRIPT, EDITING - self explanatory. SEX - the amount and quality of. ACTING - can be actually good, or good in a bad way, in the sense that it is so bad it is entertaining. J.O.P. - Jerk-Off Potential. FAST-FORWARDING - the urge to hit that FF button, be it during dialog, rehashed sex-scenes, whatever. The more stars, the less fast-forwarding. EDITING - somewhat related to fast forwarding. Do they show a ball shot for too long? The same angle for an eternity?
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