California Cocksuckers (Sin City, 98)
Starring: Inari Vachs, Taylor Moore, Johnni Black, Shay Sweet, Sabrina Johnson, Gwen Summers, Gina Rider, Kelsey Heart, Tracy Love, and Gina Rome.
Directed By: Chuck Martino
Rating is on a scale of 1-5. 1 being poor, 3 being average, and 5 being exceptional. For an explanation of the review criteria, click here
- OVERALL: * * *
- SEX (Oral): * * *
- ACTING: * *
- SCRIPT: n/a
- J.O.P.: * * 1/2
- FAST-FORWARDING: * * 1/2
- EDITING: * * *
The title California Cocksuckers is not deceiving in the least. Cocksucking is exactly what you get. In fact, it is about the only thing you get. Don't write it off yet though, there is certainly a fair share of beautiful, talented ladies in this film, however, it is definitely geared towards people with a serious fellatio fixation. There is a very unfortunate lack of nudity in this film. Be forewarned that only 7 of the 10 girls show their tits and that is about all you get. If you are a pussy man, prepare for disappointment, there are only two very brief snatch shots (one of which is a thong accidentally displaced to one side).
The first scene is one to be avoided at all costs (unless you are a true sadist). Inari Vachs spends the entire scene choking and gagging on this guy's cock. As she dry heaves on his member, saliva gushes out of her mouth the likes of which I can only compare to Niagara Falls. Vicious. The second scene is kind of fun because the guy getting blown looks like an athletic Roddy McDowell. In the next scene, Johnni Black is a true crowd-pleaser. Wet and dripping in the bathtub, she really seems like the only one in the entire video who is enjoying her work. The look in her eyes truly makes you believe it. Her lucky recipient is unfortunately only able to muster a small drop of jism. If you are disgusted by cum shots, you won't mind this one. Once again, job well done, Johnni.
Shay Sweet with penisIn Scene 4, the screen is graced with the lovely and young Shay Sweet clad only in a tiny bikini. Sadly, Shay doesn't bare enough skin at all (at least not any that truly counts). I would like to point out the bruises that are readily visible on her outer right thigh. They are very similar to the ones seen on her legs at the East Coast Video Show in October. Hmmm...I hope a nasty trend isn't developing here. Anyway, Shay is very cute and she does a Class A job on her supposedly sleeping yet overly willing "boyfriend". No real complaints here, save the lack of exposure.
Coming up next, Sabrina Johnson. Sabrina isn't really anything impressive, she is pretty plain-looking and sports an A cup, but she comes across in this film as a snooty little rich girl, so much satisfaction can be derived from seeing her on her knees, sucking this guy's cock. After all, who wouldn't want a stuck-up bitch performing on her knees? She gives a pretty good oral presentation, but the highlight of the scene is when her thong accidentally slips to the side, revealing her most private of areas. Trust me, in a porno suffering from a severe lack of nudity, you take what you can get.
Scene 6 introduces us to Gwen Summers. She definitely does a nice job blowing the guy on the pool table. My main complaint is that they don't show her ass, and it would appear that you could easily bounce quarters off of it. Shameful. In the next scene, I can't tell you how ecstatic I was when Gina Rider took her tits out of her black-mesh one-piece thong bathing suit, but I'll try. VERY!!! Her tits look so nice, you could tell that they were dying to bust out. What a bargain. Her blowjob ain't too bad either. You would be foolish not to be a willing participant.
Next I had the pleasure of seeing the tongue-studded, beautiful, blonde pineapple known as Kelsey Heart. She has sexy stamped across her forehead. She talks you through the act in a very sultry manner. Her tits may only be large B's, but they are extremely aesthetically pleasing. Great nipples. The only fuck-up is the gaudy oversized pink sunglasses that she wears throughout the entire scene. I'd get over it.
The ninth scene is acted out by Tracy Love. She certainly does a nice job, but she is so fuckin' goofy that it detracts from the scene. She just speaks and maneuvers in a very choppy manner. It figures that she is the only one you get to see completely nude. Go figure! The last scene is rather anticlimactic. It takes place with Gina Rome fellating the fella who is in the stairwell. The action switches back and forth from real time color to slow-motion black and white. They tried to be artsy and wound up being fartsy. Que sera sera. Not only that, but you don't even see anything below her neck. Good job!
This film is certainly good for you fellatio lovers out there. If you are looking for nudity and good old penetration, you might want to look elsewhere. Either way, it is definitely fun just to check out. Good luck and good whacking. Here's nut in your eye. - Blast Master
California Cocksuckers is available directly from Sin City Video.
Review Key:Reviewed on a scale of 1-5 stars. OVERALL, SCRIPT, EDITING - self explanatory. SEX - the amount and quality of. ACTING - can be actually good, or good in a bad way, in the sense that it is so bad it is entertaining. J.O.P. - Jerk-Off Potential. FAST-FORWARDING - the urge to hit that FF button, be it during dialog, rehashed sex-scenes, whatever. The more stars, the less fast-forwarding. EDITING - somewhat related to fast forwarding. Do they show a ball shot for too long? The same angle for an eternity?
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