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WARNING!
This DVD is rated penis shrinker, Vaginal dryer. Mind Fuck.
Brain Warp.
This is absolutely the worst porno ever.
Had this been the first porno I ever saw I would have been scared for life I would never touch my penis except for urination. That first scene alone is
so morbidly nasty you cannot imagine.
The first scene starts out with 3 guys with pig masks and the soundtrack is a bunch of pig noises and squeels. The actress is Mila. With a title of butt
sluts & Mila you know this going to be some nasty anal action.
Not only was this first scene nasty it was majorly gross!
What I'm about to describe may frighten even some of our more experienced porno watchers.
Ron Jeremy in a pig-mask eating from a troth. Then
having sex in a pigmask. And the audio track is filled with pig squeels & oinks. And I think Ron was doing some of his own sound effects.
So throughout this thing it was like watching a
pig-man fuck a porn star.
Suffice it to say I watched most of this scene in fast forward. This is a compilation DVD. So at the beginning of the scene we see some bottles of
motor oil. I think in the full scene Mila might have done something with those. But considering how gross this scene is by itself I don't want to see anymore.
This was so bad my cock & balls were hiding deep in my body. Like if I had gone skiny-dipping in Antartica in winter time.
Just as I'm about to throw this DVD back into the
Nether reaches of Hell, Nikki Tyler appears in scene 2.
I scratch my heads.(Yeah, both of them).
What is Nikki doing in an anal sex compilation DVD?
She does show off her ass. But no anal action from her. Guess if you want to see her do anal then Virtual Sex w/Nikki is the only title I know of.
Nikki has a good scene we do get to see lots of her
great ass.
It's hard to recommend this one. So I won't. Varying video & audio quality. And the horrible horrible horrible first scene. Not even Nikki Tyler and her
good looks, naughty attitude, & yummy butt can save this DVD.
Please be Kind to your penis, don't watch this DVD.
Would I buy another in this series:
Hellls no! This movie now replaces the title of worst porno ever! Previously Penetration #1 was the worst I saw.
Would I watch it again:
Oh hells no. I am already scared for life. I have no
idea what the motor oil was used for. Ewwwwwwwwww!
Final thoughts:
Please, please don’t let friends watch bad porn. Do not even pass this onto your worst enemies.
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Buy it if you hate yourself!
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