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I am so shocked on how awful this title from Sinthetic turned out to be. Of all my reviews that I have submitted to adultdvdtalk.com's database....and here I thought Above The Knee was
the worst title I have ever seen. Rarely I give such low blow ratings to a porn title cause let's be honest, I'm easy to please.
But then there are those titles that just absolutely makes no logical sense. Thats where I come in and chime and help make sure your foot won't step on a hot pile of dungeon shit.
I give thanks to God for giving me a gift, the gift of good taste. I'm talking about whats the real deal, and it has nothing to do with Evander Holyfield. Enough blabbering sonic, start reviewing, and here
goes. Let me point out a list of shit stains that were put on this disc:
Shit Stain #1) First scene, Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels A.K.A. Shane McMahon. Ian penetrates her,
while she just blows bubbles and she just, continues blowing bubbles. Where's Jake Steed when you need him?
Shit Stain #2) A juicy layer change (disc skipping
pause. In other words "ARGHH!") after every quality (sarcasm) chapter. Oh perfect. : (
Shit Stain #3) The worst stain of all, not even Wisk or Clorox Bleach can do the stain justice. First
chapter scene is clear, and when chapter 2 comes up, after getting that lovely disc pause, from here on, the image can be best described as opaque and old, and just to think that this is not old production,
it was made in 01/01/01! What's going on? To be honest, I don't want to know.
Shit Stain #4) Bunny Luv. A sequence with Bunny and her friend, in a room, Bunny looks angered, smoking, and giving us the finger and telling us the
viewers a good "fuck you". Not to mention she was singing a tune in which she said she fucked somebody's mother. Sheesh. Not the cute hot little angel anymore I thought she was in Little White
Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks #3. I mean, I know she's a pornstar, but why must this cutie act, dumb? Surely I didn't get a kick out of her and her little finger, she can shove that you know where. :D
Adding insult to injury, if you check out the last scene on this crappy disc, the bloopers, you can see that there are sequences in which Ms. Luv is behind a blue screen, and those sequences on the dvd
looks so sharp, that I'm wondering why all chapters are not this crisp! Sinthetic has got some big issues and they seem not to know how to make a solid DVD flick. What a mess this disc is.
Continuing on the blooper sequences, we get Bunny Luv's finger, fuck you, extended version. Oh great. :( Smoking, seems angered, not good to watch. I think I will limit myself from watching her ever again. :(
Extras on the disc are a slide gallery, and a link address. Extras are certainly lacking, but I am not an extras person.
My final say is, I don't dig the trashy talking pornstars. I rather have them with their mouths shut. Oh better yet, give me Euro chicks. You can
curse, and talk shit while having sex, but please don't give the camera the finger and curse at us, I mean Ms. Bunny, aren't we your supporters? Your fans? Why diss us?
I don't need to see that type of garbage behavior and I'm so disappointed in Bunny Luv. The lesbian scene was okay, and the threesome scene was lower than "ok", but, everything goes downhill when
we get too many layer pauses, bad DVD imaging, a good "fuck you" and huge fake boobs, piercings, and other crap. With all this nonsense, you certainly lose enthusiasm to watch them having sex.
Avoid this DVD like the plague.
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Buy it. Go ahead. You deserve it.
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