Breakfast At Mike Hott's(Mike Hott Video '98)
Starring: NANCY VEE, GWEN, SUNSHINE and more.
Directed By: MIKE HOTT
- OVERALL: * * * *
- SEX: * * * *
- ACTING: n/a
- SCRIPT: n/a
- J.O.P.: * * * *
- FAST-FORWARDING: * * *
- EDITING: * * * 1/2
I love this guy and he has done it again with the return performances of Nancy Vee (who we have been desperately trying to interview. Call us, Nancy!!) and Sunshine, to name a couple of favorites.
This one is an exploration into the culinary world, with load as the primary condiment. 
Ketchup and mustard are old hat to these girls, who, in this film, fuck and suck their mates. Instead of taking the sauce in the face, it is dispensed upon various food items, such as pancakes, hot dogs, and Chicken McNuggets. Now they can add one more sauce. "Would you like Bar-B-Q, Honey Mustard, or Spunk with that?"
If you want to talk about absolute smut porn, Mike Hott is the man to talk to and I love it.
Not only does he have some great girls, he also takes an absolutely repulsive idea and puts it on tape, obviously without any reservations. I think the actual idea is nasty but, I don't know why, but, it is very amusing to me.
Each scene is good to me in this film. Of course, Nancy Vee is back and I think she's great! Sunshine wolfs down some Flapjacks a la Load. A new girl by the name of Gwen, that Piston Rod says reminds him totally of Fiona Apple, has some Cum McNuggets from the land down under. She is cute as a day is long, looks very young and innocent and quite a dish (no pun intended)! She REALLY chows on the love juice and seems to love it. I'm not a fanatic about women eating load (although it is nice when they swallow), for some reason seeing her cute and lovely face eating spunk is almost a turn on.
"You want fries with that?"
Nancy Vee really pulls out the stops on this one. The true glory of Nancy is that she looks WONDERFUL but gets down and fucking DIRTY!! A majority of really attractive women in porn (of her caliber, anyway) tend to rely on their looks and think it is okay to give lame head and just lay there while some Staboner pumps at them. Not Nancy!! She fucks and sucks like a woman possessed!! Bless you, Nancy!! The sex in this flick is good! That is the primary strength of the movie. Not only does it cater to people with a cum-eating fetish, the fucking is just straight-up good. Even Sunshine, who is a little on the plump side, comes off as someone I'd love to bone. I think her scene was cheesed a bit, though. Two guys spew on her breakfast and she takes a single bite. Then she licks off the sausage (patty, not a cocks), but it looks like they actually switched plates to a non-load dish.
What will this guy think of next?! Maybe a sequel could be like a load buffet with various culinary delights finished with a little somethin' somethin'. Who knows? But, keep 'em coming Mike, you wonderful scumbag! - Day Dawk and Al Kikuras