The Brat Pack (Sin City, 98)
Starring: NIKKI LYNN, SHAY SWEET, ALLYSIN CHAYNES, INARI VACHS, SYDNEE STEELEE, HERSCHEL SAVAGE, J.J. MICHAELS, JACK HAMMER.
Directed By: Michael Raven
Rating is on a scale of 1-5. 1 being poor, 3 being average, and 5 being exceptional. For an explanation of the review criteria, click here
- OVERALL: * * *
- SEX: * * * 1/2
- ACTING: * * 1/2
- SCRIPT: * * * *
- J.O.P.: * * 1/2
- FAST-FORWARDING: * *
- EDITING: * 1/2
- CONDOMS: YES
Well, this is an odd one: some good sex, some boring sex; some better than average acting, some average acting; a real hit or miss film here.
First off, this movie looks like shit; some guy taking pictures of a guy who somewhat resembles an ape and a blonde having some unenthused sex. However, the very next scene brings the entire script to light; the blond was used by the photographer from the last scene, and her friends (one of whom is named Frankie and talks with a slight NY/NJ accent, I thought that was cute) and herself are going to humiliate this guy. Amidst all of this adventure, these feisty ladies do the sucking and the fucking, all working towards their noble goal: destroy the photographer (whose name is Buddy something or other).
Besides the first scene, all of the other sex scenes are pretty decent, nothing spectacular; we have two girl-girl scenes, a three-way, and three straight fucking scenes (I should mention there is condom usage in the three-way and one of the straight scenes). One or two of the scenes drags on, while others are cut short, and then brought back, which can be quite annoying if you get in a groove.
There is one scene that is somewhat troublesome; the sex scene with a redheaded Brat packer and Buddy, the photographer. She's very pretty; he's sort of nasty looking. This is nothing new. The horror lies in his pants. If you get this film, I warn thee; don't look at his dick. It's horrifying. Besides that, this movie is pretty solid.- Cobra Commander
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Review Key:Reviewed on a scale of 1-5 stars. OVERALL, SCRIPT, EDITING - self explanatory. SEX - the amount and quality of. ACTING - can be actually good, or good in a bad way, in the sense that it is so bad it is entertaining. J.O.P. - Jerk-Off Potential. FAST-FORWARDING - the urge to hit that FF button, be it during dialog, rehashed sex-scenes, whatever. The more stars, the less fast-forwarding. EDITING - somewhat related to fast forwarding. Do they show a ball shot for too long? The same angle for an eternity?
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