The Best of Shane (OGV, 98)
Starring: SHANE, YVONNE, ANNA MALL, MARK DAVIS, VINCE, BILLY.
Directed By: SHANE
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Every once in a while (a very long while, lately) someone makes a porno that you can watch again, and again and still bust the real good nuts. Shane has done it. This collaboration is without a doubt her best scenes from the "Shane's World" series, and one of the scenes includes arguably the best double blowjob ever. There is a real obvious sense with Shane that she enjoys making these movies, and is not going through the motions at all. Another magnificent scene is her one and only double penetration (for all you porno buffs out there it's actually a sandwich. A double penetration is two dicks in one hole, but what Shane did was have one dick in her ass and one in her pussy, hence a sandwich) It's really hard to hold your nut to that one. There is also a real feeling that all the supporting cast (especially Yvonne) are tremendously enthusiastic and quite gifted.
For those of you that haven't seen any of the "Shane's World" movies, they are very tongue -in- cheek, (literally). Funny skits and helpful tips that can range from the proper way to shave your balls, how to use a female condom, or even the proper way to give head in a car. All of this and some of the best non-scripted sex ever captured on tape makes me very sad to know that Shane is no longer going to be appearing in action in her movies. She will, however, pop up from time to time nude and continue her job as narrator.
Here are two girls who AREN'T "Hungry for Burger King now!" Burger King sucks, anyway!
Other scenes include Shane and Yvonne sucking off what appears to be a roadie at a concert in order to get back stage passes (although in the Best-of they don't tell you it is a Ministry concert) This brought back fond memories of the way things in the 80s (you know what I mean, in the 80's everyone wanted to be a cum slut)! There is a never before seen scene of her with Tom Byron fucking near a fire. In typical Shane-esque form she complains of ashes getting on her pussy.
I finally found someone who can live up to Amber Lynn, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Fine, etc. And now she's not gonna fuck any more in movies. Doesn't life suck? - Big Titty Car Wash