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Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka
Looks: Great looking Asian women.
First Impression:
Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this.
Likes: Cute Asian Girls.
Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asia’s scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video
Quality… The Echo Audio effect… It is like I see them talking but they don’t say anything till their echoes show up.
Review:
Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the
best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes.
First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting it’s a porno.
So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found.
He puts an ad out it the paper. He's also offering a lot of money to the woman that can fill the bra.
Asia Carrera is the first one to see this guy.
Asia's breasts aren't big enough. So she, this is hard for me to say but, delivers a less than stellar performance. It was okay, is just wasn't the usual
Asia quality we have come to expect.
I was so disappointed with this DVD. It has Asia Carrera & Suzi Suzuki (I know some of you think she's a bit older and/or looks funny, but I like her looks
and that accent.)
So the sexual passion on this DVD is pretty much zero. Most of the girl's look great. But I could really do without the oversized breasts.
My next problem with this DVD is that it was very jerky. At first I thought my computer was on "slow," nope it's running at full speed. So the motion was very choppy.
I bought this one about a year ago so I'm pretty sure the Vendor probably wouldn't replace it with another copy just in case I had a defective copy.
But even if they would, would I want a copy of this movie?
Probably NOT!!
So buyer beware, this is not a good Asian DVD. It's not even a good big-tits movie either. You'd have to be a really hardcore Asia Carrera or Suzi Suzuki fan to pick this one up.
Would I buy another in this series:
Fuck no.
Would I watch this DVD Again:
No. no. no.
Final Thoughts:
Buyer beware… This is the DVD that will bite you back.
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Buy it if you need a reason to be depressed.
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