Backstage Sluts #2 (Zane, 98)
Starring: KELLI DEAN, BARETT MOORE, EVE, CASSIE, KRISTEN, DAVE HARDMAN, DICK NASTY.
Directed By: Matt Zane
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Well I'm gonna start it off like this: (singing, "I just want to fly. Put your arms around me baby. Put your arms around me baby.") Isn't it ironic? Don't you think how appropriate? My man Sugar Ray hanging out with my man from Orgy, chillin' with some motherfuckin' hoe's! Finally, some real rock stars, some real hoe's, and some real fuckin'! I will admit, there is some bullshittin' down time here and there with people running there mouths and all. However, when its time to get busy, motherfuckers get busy, straight up action-packing slut booty-smacking fun. You see band members getting more lays than a trip to Hawaii.
Alright, enough small talk, lets get down to business. Attention all groupies: if you are looking for a how-to-do-it video on how to fuck (excuse me, meet) your favorite rock star or band, this is the tape for you. Step by step, you'll see what needs to be done to reach your goal. At the same time, fellas, you'll see that you don't have to actually be a rock star to get laid. Shit, this tape makes dream jobs out of being a manager or just a roadie. Hey, just be part of the entourage and you can get your dick sucked. If the girls want to see their idols they have to go through you first, and that's what this Zane Entertainment is all about.
One of my Favorite groups, Korn, is featured on this video, and they weren't fucking lying when they said they had the life. So if you like Nashville Pussy, Limp Bizkit, Tura Santana, and Sevendust, this is one to watch. If you would like to have an opportunity to obtain this flick please check with Zane Pictures, or your local smut peddler (I mean video store). Well it's time for me to bounce, stay tuned next time. Your boy, Black Squirrel "Always looking for a nut". (To write, put "Black Squirrel" in the subject line)