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First Impression:
I want My Money Back! Had this been the first Anabolic title I had seen I would have given up on the entire company and Black-List them for eternity. A certain Star recommended Anabolic to me. Well so far its 2/3 good. And this one is in the toilet. I paid $20 something for this title and I feel violated.
Plot: No Plot, not like it would help.
European women always wear stockings. I love that...
Likes: What's there to like? There are like two really hot girls in the entire movie. But This alone is not enough to redeem this DVD.
Music: No music!
Scenes: Let us generalize the entire DVD as a loose collection of unrelated scenes. That totally blow! The camera work is shoddy, the picture quality is horrible,
there are guys with deformed penis' (I think one of them tried to use weights to lengthen his, and he grew it out to the left! Yuck! Go see your Urologist already that
condition can be cured!) The sex is like cold, it makes dry ice feel like a warm summers breeze on your back after a day of sunning on the beach. There are double
penetrations, Double Vaginal and this is all for the shock value. Which isn't very shocking or enticing. Its like oh their going to do a DP now. Frankly I had to fast forward
most of this movie. A porno doesn't have to have all beautiful babes. Just some damn good hot sex. This DVD provided none of the above.
Dislikes: Crappy Camera work, Crappy Video Quality, deformed penis, ugly guys, Girls that look bored with sex, (okay I'm getting 300 for you to stick that cock in my
ass, hurry it up already I'm going out tonight)
Extras: Cum-Shot Recaps, Slide-Show, DVD previews
Packaging: DVD and mini fold out poster with chapter index.
And thus, the name...
Audio Quality: Alright
Video Quality: Talk about crappy video quality. Mpeg Banding, improper encoding, it looks like an old home video that has been sitting out in the sun for a few years.
Final Thoughts: Frankly I'm tired of all this PENETRATION. I don't mind Initiation or a World Sex Tour, but I've had all the Penetration a guy can stand for a
lifetime. Gay Hampsters having sex would be more exciting than this title. Save your MONEY! And keep your dignity, don't watch this movie!
Would I buy another in this series?: FUCK NO!
Themes: Euro, Worst Porno EVER!, not worthy of DVD, sukkkkk, kekke, I'd rather have a barium enema.
Diarrhea? Buy it.
Review courtesy of AdultDVDTalk.
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