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 American Bukakke 2
Review and captions by dumblonde
Category: cumshots
Director: Jim Powers
Running time: 68 min
Date of Production: 2/26/99, 3/12/99, 3/24/99
Female cast: Candy Apples, Heaven Leigh, Envy
Male cast: Dozens of butt-ugly public masturbators.
Audio/Video: Does anyone really care about that in a
bukkake? I have no complaints in that regard.
ENVY - of her high school class? I don't think so.
Extras: 20 Photos in a slide show, Bio's of the three females, or as it's listed by those class acts at JM Productions, 'Ho-info':
Heaven's IQ is said to be her shoe size divided by half. Her
turn-ons: Towels, soap, water. Her turn-offs: self-respect, decency, morals. Something these guys at JM have in abundance.
Candy Apples is listed as a 'professional skank'. After seeing
her in action, I find it hard to disagree with that.
Envy's 'Ho-info' Q&A:
Q: You just did a bukkake. You must be a big dumb whore, huh?
A: Yes
Q: Do you like men cumming on your face?
A: Yes
Q: Do you like getting fucked in the ass?
A: Sure, why not?
Q: I don't know. Dignity? Self-respect?
A: Oh.
Q: Are you from Canada?
A: Yes, I'm French-Canadian.
Q: Oh, that's sick! Have you no shame?
Candy Apples: Professional Skank
I suppose it's better than being an unprofessional skank
WTF? Must be an inside joke, and I use the term loosely.
Condoms: I wish
The Movie:
This is the second in a popular series that each feature three
porn girls who are there as cum dumpsters. Period. If watching an endless stream of unattractive deviants masturbate is your kink, you're going to love this.
I however, have to ask myself 'Why am I doing this?'
Curiosity is the main reason, and my feeling that to be a well-rounded reviewer I should at least be willing to view the good, the bad, and the nauseating. This falls into the latter
category, but it also makes me appreciate all the more the people and studios that DO care about producing better porn. The gangbangs and pregnant farm girls put me off my
feed for awhile. That 4 hour she-male compilation had me in flannel footed pajamas and sucking my thumb for two full weeks, but no one can say that my roster of reviewed
pornos isn't varied. However, something tells me that if I keep viewing crap like this, I'm in danger of losing more than my lunch.
It opens with Envy masturbating in a barn. Someone opens
the barn door and about 20 or 30 guys shuffle in and sit quietly, watching her use a big pink vibrator while they pull their puds.
At a clapping signal (clap on), they all stand up, then
someone claps again (clap off), whereby they remove their towels or pants and throw them toward the girl, while shouting something (bukkake?) An impressive display of the
level of training these wanking warriors must have undergone to be accepted into the group, and the last loud noise you will hear until Candy Apples takes the stage. The
rest of the scene is just her taking as many ejaculatory loads to her face and body as they could squeeze out of the participants, usually one or two at a time. Some hit their
mark, some missed, some never happen. OK, so far, not that much different than how most sex scenes end.
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Clap On!
Samuri Spunk Monkeys begin spanking
Next is Heaven Leigh, a cute redhead with pierced nipples, dressed in a fishnet catsuit. She's in some barebones warehouse with nothing but a dirty old tarp and a
refridgerator. She too masturbates awhile with what looks like the same vibe Envy used. JM Productions really goes all out on the sextoys, I see. Some guys file into the room
(probably some of the same ones, but I didn't spend that much time looking at them) and sit on the floor watching her, until again someone claps sharply. This precision team
of perverts repeat the ritual of shorts removal, war cry and toss. The remainder of the segment is just like the previous one - she sits there with her eyes closed while guys beat off
onto her face. At the end of this scene, they give her a jug of water and a towel while congratulating her for a job well done. I'm still okay.
Oh God, here's Candy, each tit tattooed and pierced, with a
giant double dildo. She masturbates with that, even bending it to do a double vag. Next she grabs another huge dildo and shoves that in there too. Jesus. She does a lot of hollering
and 'ohGodohGodohGod's'. The guys are eatin it up, just as she will, shortly. Now she's got this dildo that's as big around as her leg in there.
The camera pans the audience - Christ, it looks like the
dayroom in Oz. There's even a chick sitting there watching Candy intently who looks like an extra from Night Of The Living Dead. I wonder what SHE has planned? OhGodohGod,
I don't even wanna know. The fact that Candy is holding a small bucket under her chin to catch any run-off does not bode well. I think I'm going to need a bucket too, for quite different reasons.
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These highly trained swordsmen are ready to drop their towels when they get the clap...er..well
Her cumtainer's filling up, despite the way she licks it up and spits out bubbles with a goofy look on her face. Guy after guy is depositing gallons of goo on her. This isn't enough for
Candy - ohgod-there-she-goes, drinking that semen soup. Ever hear the expression 'too many cooks spoil the broth'? Of course, that is the attraction for fans of bukkake, but for
me, it loses something when it's anonymous and multiple like this. I don't dislike the stuff, I don't even think it tastes bad, but.. this.. is.. really.. too... OhGodohGod thank God
it's over! There's even a smattering of applause, as someone throws her a towel. Seeing what a low-rent outfit JM Productions is, I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same one.
Now where's my jammies?
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“Sucks” on many levels. Buy it.
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