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Astral Ocean | JM Productions/Legend Video | Zane | Mike Hott |

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ASTRAL OCEAN

Perfect Pink #5: SEXXXY (* * * 1/2) is a delightful romp. Again, the delightful Miss Kelly brings us some new flesh to feast our eyes upon and heats the screen up, herself, in the opening scene and looks so good doing it that it took me a week to see the rest of the flick. I just kept rewinding it! Great sex in some kinky locations (like on a speeding boat), a four-girl lickfest lesbian orgy and not a single unattractive person for the duration. The most arousing scene, oddly enough, is in what is pretty much B&W outtakes at the end of the movie where Jill goes down on a fella. No sex, just oral, but it is so candid and hot that it winds up being one of the most genuinely arousing scenes I have seen in recent memory.

Skin Fetisha: Legs (* * 1/2) would be completely amazing if the women in it actually got fucked. As is though, this is strictly for those with leg and foot fetishes only (and is aptly billed, considering). Lots of foot worship, licking, lots of domination-themed stuff, all involving women with incredible legs. There is some oral sex, but no intercourse to speak of. Now, while I am a leg man, just watching women caress their own legs and play with themselves doesn't really get me off, although I can appreciate it on a certain level. But at heart, I'm a pig. I want to see fucking.

Skin: Maximum Perversion 12 (* * * * 1/2) is one of the finest pieces of work I have seen in my porn-watching career thus far. Be warned though, dear reader... I cannot guarantee that you will feel the same way. I just find each and every woman in this film to be completely irresistible and I am obsessed with seeing them get plugged 4 ways from Sunday. The scenes take place in unorthodox locations... the zoo, the sidewalk in front of a store display window... the kind of shit you definitely cannot get away with here in the US. Hot scenes, wild scenarios... this one has yet to leave my VCR. Importing smut from overseas seems to be a craze of late, but no one is doing it quite like Astral Ocean (although Wicked's Laure Sinclair imports certainly provide some, ahem, "stiff" competition).

Now, for the creme de la femme of the Astral Ocean world... the Lil' Women series. Piston has been singing the heralds of this line for the past several months and now I can finally see why!! Astral Ocean deserves praises of epic proportions for bringing this series to the US. Lil' Women Sodomy 202 (* * * *) is like the Ben Hur of porn. Not a single dull moment (although I have never seen Ben Hur and cannot vouch the same for it), enticing scenarios, young-looking women (with a few exceptions). Beautiful girls a good porno do not make, however, and Sodomy 202 has the great fucking to back the ladies up. I feel blessed when a porno like this comes along. Lil' Women Vestal Virgins #8 (* * * 1/2) sports cuter women, but the sex isn't quite as hot. You'll be hard pressed (or maybe just hard) to find a more adorable cast than this... just check out the young lady at left. Unfortunately, she gives the lamest performance of the video, but she is so good to look at you almost don't mind.

JM PRODUCTIONS/LEGEND

First off I gotta tell ya that by FAR the best video we received in the last few months is Real Sex Magazine 23 (*****) by Bill Witrock Productions. Oh my god, two of the girls in this video is worth it's weight in gold. The first girl, Tara Patrick, is by FAR one of the ten hottest girls in the world. That's right I said world. She has perfect D cup tits, a killer cute face, and an amazing body. She also comes like a dozen times in this scene. The third girl Jezebel is a 18 year old 90 pound waif that looks like Chloe's little sister. She is super cute and it hurts to look at her and not jerk off. She shaves her snatch and uses the running water of the bathtub to jerk herself off. The second and fourth girls are also extremely hot, Kerri is a sexual inferno that screams the whole way trough her fucking, and Eve is biker babe that get's fucked on motercycle. AWESOME tape.

Real Sex Magazine 22 (***1/2), the tape before this one, is also good because Tara Patrick (in this tape named Brooke) does her first ever scene, she doesn't fuck (she does in 23), but does masturbate for the cameras. The rest of the video is so-so, but for this scene alone, I say get it. Real Sex Magazine 21 (***) has some cute girls but overall the quality and the heat is a little lower than normal. Cute 18 year old Molly is the standout. A gymnast with great flexibility that shows us what she is made of as she fucks only the second guy in her life.


A scene from Astral Ocean's Lil Women - Sodomy 202

From Extraordinary Pictures we got a slew of different tapes. Mature Kink 4 (****) offers us a look at a 65+ year old grandmother that loves to fuck. She plays a woman that seduces the boyfriend of her daughter. I hate to admit that the sheer seriousness of a woman that old getting laid really turned me on. I'm sick I know, but buy this tape if you also want to push your perversions to the test. Lone Star Virgins 6 and Lone Star Virgins 9 (***) offer us a bevvy of mediocre-looking girls from Texas. From this series you would think that only semi-attractive girls live in Texas. If you are used to "the girl next door that you probably wouldn't want to fuck anyway" type of girls, then these are your tapes. Ebony Divas 3 (****) offers us up some very hot chocolate covered beauties. The star of this tape is the VERY big breasted (natural) Sierra. Her breasts make you want to jump us and thank god for giving you life. If you like the deeper shade of soul, then you will like Ebony Divas.

JM Productions graces us with YA (Young and Anal) #15 (****). As always JM pleases the senses. YA brings us the innocence-turned-lust adventures of some cute, barely legal girls as the move from childhood play to adult mischief. Vivi Anne, Tabitha Taylor, Lee, and Anne Howe are all cute and play up the "young girl" aspect of the seduction perfectly. This series is always recommended very highly.

ZANE

Zane's Far Beyond Filth #3 (* * * *) is a great release. Director Gash Boy is one to watch out for. He's got a taste for hot young honeys as well as the occasional fuck pig, and that is a winning combination if I've ever encountered one. Vivian Valentine is new to my eyes and certainly a woman I hope to see a LOT more of. Not only is she as cute as a day is long, she is a GREAT performer with an insanely hot, natural body. Granted, she is fucking Steve Hatcher, who is no picnic on the eyes (picture MTV's Tom Green with longer hair and another 20 lbs.). A close runner up for scene #2 would be the trio of Lee, Naughtia Childs and Tony Eveready. Fellas with a thing for Christina Ricci take notice... Naughtia Childs resembles the buxom star! All the sex in this flick is great, lots of filth, anal... everything you want from a porno and more!

Gash Boy hits another homer with Zane's 2 Chicks For Every Dick (* * * 1/2). Again, Mr. Gash shows us that he is not only a porn director, but a fan as well, as he delivers the goods and shows us what we average Joe's want to see. Two girls to every lucky bastard of a guy, hot sex, lots of nasty fucking!! You're not going to get much cuter than Gia (pictured at left). She's the kind of girl you'd be thrilled to see on the street and here you get to see her fuck, suck, eat snatch and more... God bless America, especially those smut peddlers on the West Coast!!

Zane's German Cherry Poppers, The College Years Vol. 5 (* * *) falls, by default, into the unfortunate category of being held up against the magnificent Zane release, Czech Cherry Poppers #3, one of my all-time favorite pornos. I see the Cherry Poppers logo and the film is automatically going to be rated by the standards of the aforementioned masterpiece. I know it isn't fair, but I'm in charge here, so like it or leave it. The girls are VERY young looking, which is the primary appeal of this series. Each girl is somehow coerced into letting a well-hung stranger stick his cock in just about every hole on their bodies, much to the viewer's delight. Four scenes, each anal, no english. Seek out Czech Cherry Poppers #3 if you haven't seen it already, but if you can't find it, German Cherry Poppers #5 will do the trick nicely.

Young Dumb & Full Of Cum (***1/2) is a nice video featuring girls fresh into the business. Lee is a cute petite blond with long braided pig tails, Dayton is a country girl that learned to fuck by watching the animals on her farm. Gia is a sexual nympth with eyes that will make any many melt and do whatever she wants. Check this video out if you like young cute girls (and who doesn't?)


Anastasia Blue in Young Dumb & Full Of Cum #2

I wasn't very fond of Mark Zane's early forays into the family business, but recent releases have impressed me much more. Young Dumb & Full Of Cum #2 (* * *) is no exception. Mark is still far too fond of the dreaded "insertion shot" for my liking, and his re-hashing of footage gets to be a bit tiring, but he really drives the performers in this one to deliver the goods and with girls as young-looking and cute as Anastasia Blue (above) in the cast, I can overlook it to a certain extent. The Zane brothers really are doing some filthy things these days, and the porn world is a better place because of it.

Zane's Sugar Sex Magic (***) has no real plot or story, just a bunch of girls having sex. The standouts of this video are dirty blonde Phyllisha Anne, who really fucks like a minx and takes it deep into her ass. The duo of Tracy & Priscilla is also very hot. Tracy is a cute blonde and Priscilla is a brunette that really heat up the screne with their hot lesbo action before getting fucked themselves.

In Your Face 7 (***), directed by Mark Zane, is pure sex through and through. Every girl here takes it in every orafice: mouth, pussy, and ass. This is porn for guys that like their sex a little harder than average. Big chested Harley Rain is a please to watch fuck, as is sexy Carmen. Carmen has that "girl next door gone bad" look that turns me on so much. Baby-faced redhead Vivian is also a treat to watch. Check it out if you a in the mood for no fluf filth.

Having heard so much about Zane, I thought I was in for a "gonzo" (as they call it) morsel of a movie. Maybe it's that I'm new to porn criticism and therefore blind to subtle nuances, or that I recently saw Vivid's campy "Chasey Saves the World," but it was hard to find good things to say about In Your Face: Vol. 8.(*) Each scene was a washy-looking home movie of an ugly stud and a perhaps-not-so-unattractive slut joylessly, lifelessly getting down to brass tacks. I will say this: in the beginning of each scene, before the enthusiasm of our hot/not-hot starlets gets crushed by the ex-cons who mercilessly lunge inside them, Zane delightfully introduces the girls for our review. They talk, they touch themselves, they laugh. But as soon as each scene's Boo Radley enters, the mood spirals downward until our borderline-honey looks exhausted and asexual. The last girl, Hispanic, pleasant and well-rounded, deserves special notice for a fine intro performance. Overall, I found Vol. 8 depressing.


A scene from In Your Face 7

Natural Born Nymphs 3 (***), Natural Born Nymphs 4 (***), & Natural Born Nymphs 5 (***1/2) have come across my desk recently and I must say these aren't that bad. There sure are some cute girls and some decent fucking. Mark Zane again directs this series, and sure knows talent when he sees it. He is still a rookie with the camera however and at times you will wish a more seasoned director was at the helm. This video brings you never girls to the porn world, and shows you their fresh meat. The key here is that "no one taught these girls how to fuck, it came naturally" - get it?

Perverted 5: The Maseuse (***) rounds out our run of similar no plot/all sex Zane releases this time around. Perverted 5 offers up a bevy of beautiful girls that all love it in the ass. The best catch here is the wonderful Nancy Vee. Nancy has been a favorite here at Unchain.com for a long time. Nancy is a tall cute brunette that loves to fuck, and get fucked. The beautiful Vivian is also a hot attraction. A tight dancer's body that will have you begging for more.

Now we get to the category based videos. Used & Abused (***1/2) is a raunchy video that focuses on girls that love to get spanked, slaped, have their hair pulled, and their asses ripped open. Not a user-friendly tape, but one with a lot of good hardcore filth. Heaven Leigh and Regan Starr are the standouts of this video, each one loves fucking and loves to get fucked.


A scene from Natural Born Nymphs

Cry Babies 3 (****) is a fun video that featured little vignettes where girls are crying (for one reason or another) and then guys come over to console them. Funny and perverse all at the same time. Inari Vachs is the reigning champ in this video. A big fav over her at Unchain, and a hot request on the interview request hotline (if you are reading this, email us!!). For now however you can see her in this wonderful video.

MIKE HOTT

Two Cunts Of The Month of note from Mike Hott this time. Cunt Of The Month: Elle De Vyne (* * * *) is a smoking sexual inferno that loves to fuck. This brunette has beautiful real C-cup breasts, and a great body. She talks about her sex life and how much she loves to do the nasty, and then she masturbastes for all of us to see. Then she takes Dick Nasty to the limit and back. Also on the tape is Ivory Blaze, a pale as death crack whore looking woman. Not much to get excited over with her, unless you are into that type of thing.


A scene from Cunt Of The Month: Elle De Vyne

Cunt Of The Month: Teah (****) is another very experienced woman. This Asian American woman has an increadibly tight body for an older woman (not too old, probably in her early 30s), and she loves to fuck. She also tells us about her sexual past, and how much she loves to "get it on". We are then treated to Dick Nasty pounding her ass into the bed. Also on the tape is Tawni Lyons, a girl with very nice big fake tits that has made somthing of a name for herself in the biz lately. She is an upcoming sexual force to take notice of.

Reviews by Piston Rod, Big Tittie Car Wash, Al Kikuras & Pancho Johnson

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