If there's one company making good porn recently, it would have to be JM Productions, winner of the Best Company Of The Month Wankie. Guttermouths 12 (*****) is awesome. This is filthy shit you can definitely spank to. In the first scene a guy offers up his mail-order bride to his friend and the two of them team her. Second scene has two Frat brothers fucking one of the Frat bother's wives. That scene includes ass-to-mouth sex. This is porn for men who like to be filths. As least a dozen laughs in this one, and lots of really gorgeous chicks fucking the shit out of some really well hung studs. Of the new trend in porn which certainly is be as filthy as you can, JM Productions is the best mix of everything. God bless those pagans.
In the specialty category from JM Productions we have American Bukkake (**** - scene above right). Here is the premise: a roomful of guys gather around a woman, jerk off and blow their loads all over her face. This movie is completely repugnant in every way, but that's the way it's supposed to be. The first scene is with Bobbi Bliss, and I must say that I really enjoyed it. Bobbi is a wonderfully cock hungry slut, and always gives a good performance. She masturbates for the roomful of guys, and that's worth watching alone. It's funny to watch all of these guys jerking off together, kinda like a bachelor party. JM really tries to push the limits of their porn, and if you can get into the swing of things, you will have a great time.
Club Godiva (*** 1/2) has some awesome sex in it. It has the makings of almost a mid 80's style porn (ala Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn). I was thinking that, and then I looked at the box and the production assistant on this picture is the great Torri Wells, great starlet in the 80's and apparently making a comeback (hope to spank you soon, Torri). The story behind this one is the only reason I'm not giving it 5 stars. A guy goes to a fancy whorehouse and finds his ex-wife working there, and eventually they get back together. Talk about losing your hard on. Some of the sex is so good in this though, that I tried to block the plot out of my head. The best scene in this picture is a three way that has two girls fucking each other with a double headed dill, while sucking off a guy. Yeah, that's what porn is all about, but porn is definitely not about getting back together with your wife. Sorry guys + gals, close, but no cigar.
Winner of the Wankie for Best Wall To Wall Series is YA (Young and Anal) (****1/2). Number 12 (pic at left) is a scorcher. The premise is that in different scenarios there are these old guys that talk young innocent girls into fucking them (WONDERFUL!). I love this type of sleaze. The best scene is with Julie Meadows who is walking around in her kitchen while her parents are away and this older guy comes walking around in her back yard. Julie tells him that her parents are away and that they don't like to have people over when they aren't home. The then talks her into having sex with him by convincing her it will make her more grown up. Other scenes are just as corny and fun. These type of plots really get me going, but it wouldn't work unless the girls could really pull off the "young and innocent" routine, and they do to perfection.
Real Sex Magazine is a hit or miss series. Some people love it (me included - Piston Rod), and some people hate it (like our writer Big Tittie Car Wash). It's very much in the vein of the Dirty Debutantes series from Ed Powers. Young girls, just getting into the business, talking about themselves and then fucking their brains out. Actually I don't understand how you couldn't like this porno, unless the girls weren't attractive, but they're not. Actually they are very cute indeed. The first scene in Real Sex Magazine #20 (**** - scene at right) is with a cute 19 year old, Emerald. She does a screaming sandwich scene that will have you turning down the volume so your kids don't hear. The next girl, Sage, is another 19 year old that loves rough sex, and we get so see her get all she can take. Shena, another 19 year old, masturbates and then blows her boyfriend to an explosive climax. The last scene with 38433 is a little weaker, but still delivers the goods. Check this one out.
Kid Vegas: Viva Kid Vegas (0 stars) and Kid Vegas: Whoremaster (0 stars) are so horrible that I'm reviewing these two tapes together. Kid Vegas and Johnny Toxic have to be the biggest assholes on the planet. The first movie I watched for a half hour and no one got fucked. It was just Vegas and Toxic running around yelling stupid things. In the second one he fucks a girl for about one minute and cums. In Vegas I guess they can't hold their nut. There's also a lot of really cute icons running across the screen and every five seconds Toxic and Vegas mention that they are on drugs. Chock full of scenes that go nowhere, Whoremaster and Viva Las Vegas are guaranteed to piss you off and kill your hard on. Maybe he should change his name to Kid Bitchass or Kid Upthebut. I'm sure Johnny Toxic will help you with the second one.
I have been very happy with Wicked this month, we have received a bunch of good porn from this giant in the industry. First off we have the winner of the Best Scripted Porn Feature Wankie, a great European movie, The Fever Of Laure (***** - scene at left). Put down your remote control, you will not need it. Laure Sainclair, an incredibly attractive 18 year old, caries this movie on her back with her raw sexuality and amazing good looks. Laure's parents have died and she is now being supported by her older sister. Unfortunately, her sister has met a guy and decides to run off with him, leaving Laure to fend for herself. First, the landlord comes looking for the rent. When Laure explains that she doesn't have any money the landlord tries to take the rent out in sex, but comes too quickly and can't get the job done. Laure decides that the next time the landlord shows up he will rape her, so she decides to leave home. The experiences that she has after leaving will keep your dick hard and keep you interested the whole way through. I can't say more about this wonderful feature.
A scene from The Kissing Game (Wicked)
Serenity fans unite! Her new feature, The Kissing Game (****) is really good. Not great, but I liked it a lot more than I expected to. The story is interesting enough, but the real interest lies in the sex. Serenity seems rejuvenated. Serenity's performances in her last few features haven't been up to her usual standards, but this movie burns with a new passion. Serenity wins our Wankie for Best Female/Hottest Chick for this movie. Serenity and Missy drive the cute quotient up over the breaking point. Missy's new tits look really great. The plot consists of Serenity and Randy Spears trying to blackmail millionaire Herschel Savage with sex. Before Serenity goes off to boff Herschel, she gives Randy a great blowjob that completely won me over. In this scene she showed me that she really loves to please her man, and that is something I can get behind. The rest of the sex is just as hot, and I would recommend this movie to any fan of Serenity, or any fan of quality porn.
Penetrating The East #2: Tails From Abroad (*** 1/2 - scene at right) and Penetrating The East #3: Czech Czicks Rule! (**** - scene below at right) are a mixed bag. The girls are cute as sin, especially in #3, and the sex is good, but the Wall To Wall, no plot format (aka Sex Offenders) tends to bore me, and keep me from really getting interested in the sex. Each scene is set up with the participants in a different situation, but without any real dialogue or plot it really doesn't make much sense. I do have to say these European girls have a certain "natural beauty" that seems to be lacking in American porn. Here, we blow up their breasts, cake on the make-up, and wave in the extra hair until they aren't real women, they're Barbie Dolls.
Sex Offenders #6 (**1/2) is touted as "Kick-ass, hardcore Gonzo that won't make your girlfriend run from the room screaming 'Oh my god, that's really gross!'" I guess so, but it also sums up to subpar, uninteresting, uninspired, run of the mill, carbon copy, average, fluff. Sorry guys, I just wasn't interested. The girls look good though, and you will get a few nuts out of Sex Offenders, but I just lose interest in the Wall To Wall, no plot format.
Welcome my friends to the world of Mike Hott. Today we have a buffet of foul smelling shit that is guaranteed to make you run for cover, and then run for more. Party Pigs #4 (**** - scene at left) is just that. A bunch of girls that love to take on a bunch of guys at once, and then have them all come on her face. Phylissha Ann starts off the tape. She is a cute blond that loves to fuck and it shows. Next we have Sadie Thompson. Sadie really is one hot and horny girl. She takes on two of the guys while the rest of the guys stand around and jerk off. Good scene. Randi Storm finishes off this tape strong. Take this tape home, hide it from the wife and kids, and take it out when you want to be really dirty.
Cunt Of The Month is my favorite of the Mike Hott videos. The formula is basically the same in each one. A girl talks about her sexual experience, her likes and dislikes, then masturbates and fucks a guy. This month we have Mooners (****), a very cute 21 year old blonde that loves to fuck and get fucked. She talks about the first time she masturbated, then first lesbian experience she has, as well as the first time she fucked a guy. She is so cute, I just love to look at her face as she plays with herself. Then Dick Nasty comes in and slips her some man meat. Quality flick, that I watch often. Mooners gets our Wankie for best newcomer, hands (and cocks) down!
A Scene from Mooners (Mike Hott)
The first installment of Breakfast At Mike Hotts had us all hard and happy here at Unchain. It features cute little scenes where a couple fucks and then the guy cums on food, and the girl eats it up. The first installment featured cum on pancakes, chicken nuggets, and ice cream. Now we are treated to Breakfast At Mike Hotts #2 (***1/2). Is this one as enjoyable is the first on? No. Too bad. The reason is the quality of the women. The first Breakfast had some very cute girls. Breakfast #2 is lacking in the girl department. The first thing to remember in porn is that the sex comes first. No matter what the premise is, if the sex isn't good, then the premise doesn't matter. Oh well, cum on food is still good for a few laughs and a few gags.
A Scene from Sloppy Seconds #2 (Mike Hott)
Sloppy Seconds #1 really took a pounding from our writer Big Tittie Car Wash, but it went on to be the biggest seller in the history of Mike Hott Video. Oh well, what do we know. If you liked the first one you will certainly like Sloppy Seconds #2 (***). It's exactly more of the same. A bunch of guys fucking the same girl one after another, all cuming in her pussy. Then the camera gets in for a tight shot as all the cum oozes out. I guess it sold so well because a lot of guys have never seen that before. Okay, cool. I can buy that. Listen, if this sounds good to you, then this is the video to see.
Shane comes screaming back with Pornological 2 (**** - scene at left) from OGV, winner of the Best Gonzo Wankie for the month. Pornological 2 is a lot better than the first installment. The first Pornological was too much like one of the run-of-the-mill wall to wall features out there (Sex Offenders, Pick Up Lines, etc.). It didn't contain the patented Shane sense of creativity or originality that made Shane's World and Slumber Party such great hits. Well, Shane has corrected her earlier mistakes and Pornological now drips with essence of Shane all over it. The first scene has Julie Meadows (a personal favorite) and Vince Voyeur in a mock send up of American Gladiators, where the contestants have to fuck each other, and the first to cum looses. Very funny and cute. The second scene features Triple X and Stevie Sexychrist from a small rock group Sexychrist. They have decided to come to Shane and fuck for her tape in order to get publicity for their band. This reminds me a lot of some of the things that people have done one the Howard Stern show to get publicity for their band. It's cool, because you can see the nervousness on their faces. They rest of the tape is just as good, and I highly recommend this to any fan of Shane's work.
The Uranus Experiment (***** - scene at right) from Private/OGV sets a new standard for scripted porn. With an estimated budget of $750,000 this porno goes where no porno has gone before. The story centers around Russian and American space shuttles 
that are launched at the same time and link up in space. The story follows all the political and professional dealings that go along with an undertaking like this. The girls are incredibly hot, the sex is super powerful, and the story is interesting. The only problems are the poor overdubbing and the bad sound. You have to turn the volume up really high to hear anyone talk. That doesn't matter much though. Overall a great porno, should win some awards at the AVN Awards this year. I just can't wait for the second installment. Chalk up another one for the Europeans, completely kicking our ass in porn.
In Sin City's Sweet Life Too (***), Shay Sweet goes to get her hair streaked only to find that everyone's fucking in the beauty salon. In the first scene Shasta gets sandwiched by Earl Slate and Pat Myne. Pretty good scene. Next there's a decent lesbian scene with Shay and Kerri Windsor. After this the movie isn't as great. It starts to become typical. The husband and wife scene (Shay Sweet and Chuck Martino) didn't pack the same punch, a little too predictable for my taste. Basically the movie starts off good, ends weak.
What a great surprise I got while I was watching Skinflick (**** - scene at left), the new movie from director Michael Raven. I really didn't have any respect for Michael Raven at first. He really lacked in anything resembling talent as 
a director, but I must say that Skinflick has made me rethink my opinion. One movie cannot make a talent, but perhaps he is getting better. The sex scenes are separated with segments of Julie Meadows explaining what it is about porn that she likes, and why she is a porn actress. Then there is a scene that follows that has something to do with what Julie has just talked about. For instance Julie talks about the directors of porn, and the next scene has Ron Jeremy directing a sex scene, and then getting blown. The delicious Charlie is also here as well as the beautiful Jill Kelly. Over all, a good time was had by all.
So much is lost in the translation of Prague Exposed (**1/2) that it's almost like Kung Fu theater, but all the fucking is decent. It's so funny that the voice of Jill Kelly sounds like Audrey Hepburn sometimes and like herself at other times. Also, scenes sometimes cut at completely inappropriate moments because of this to me it seems like this movie would have been better unscripted, although the poor acting coupled with horrible overdubs entertained the shit out of me. The music is horrible as well. The sex is decent, but they promised anal orgies in the flier that came with the movie, and not even one girl gets fucked in the ass.
Well, folks, that'll do it for this time. Until the next edition, spank safely and may all your nuts be good ones! - Piston Rod.
