We get our Best Scripted Series Wankie this month from the fine folks over at Astral Ocean. Lil' Women is a European series that has completely enthralled me since we got the first one a few month's ago. Lil' Women follows the sinful activities of young woman as they advance in life. The first one I saw was Lil' Women 13 (*****). The girls were in high school and the bus driver for the school got to see all the action as these high schoolers fucked and sucked each other all day long. The next one, Lil' Women 14 (*****) saw the girls (different actresses) go off to the army and fuck their drill sergeants and each other. Lil' Women 15 (*****) now sees the girls in college where they can get down to some serious studying. They study the fine are of fucking, the science of blowjobs, and as an extra curricular activity they have a big orgy in the gym. If you want to treat yourself this weekend, get anyone of the Lil' Women movies. You will not be disappointed.
From Astral Ocean we have the first installment in Jill Kelly's Perfect Pink Series, Soaking Wet (* * *). The strength here is gorgeous women! We are introduced to two FINE females: Deven Davies and Bonita Saint. Whereas Deven has an almost angelic, innocent way about her, Bonita is an all-out sultry goddess with a body that dreams are made for. Unfortunately, Bonita's partner is excessively lame... it is her boyfriend and he is obviously REALLY nervous in front of the camera and can hardly keep it up, but she is so easy to look at the scene (interspersed throughout the rest of the movie) is still worth watching. Hopefully he'll let her do other men so we can see what she is really capable of. Jill takes on both Bonita and Deven in separate scenes that are very strong! The absolute gem of this film, however, is the foursome between Jill and the wondrous Charlie where they take on two meatslingers, although they don't switch partners. The fucking and sucking is in top form here and I can say that this scene alone is worth checking the movie out. And it's Jill Kelly... if she was baking cookies it would be worth watching, no?? The editing tricks are a bit heavy throughout and it can get a little annoying (comes off more as showboating than editing for any real purpose) but with this kind of cast it is hard to complain...
Jill and Deven, as seen in Soaking Wet.
Perfect Pink 2, Purrfection (* * * *) improves on the weaknesses of its predecessor. The jump-editing is very much toned-down. Although we don't see enough of Jill in action, other than her joining Shasta in sucking off Randy Spears - God, how I wish she had gotten naked and decided to fuck as well, but alas such is not the case. Luckily, the adorable Shasta does a fine enough job! What we do have is more insanely gorgeous women doing all sorts of lewd things. Sana Fey (if you looked up "porn actress" in the dictionary, you might see a picture of her) has a strong scene Mark Anthony. She looks so fine she fucks so well! You might say Ms. Fey is like Campbell's soup... Mmm mmm mmmmm good! Alexandra Nice takes on two lucky fellows in what may be the best sexual performance of the movie. Gorgeous, sexually voracious... she delivers generously in a scene with a whole lot of staying power. The new meat in this one is Kelly, an adorable, large-breasted young brunette that starts off licking and diddling with two other ladies before one hell of a lucky bastard of a man gets to join the fun. The editing is a bit too jumpy in this scene, as it is at times in the rest of the movie, but I still can't take my eyes off the screen when this scene is rolling. Sometimes, instead of throwing in some fancy edits, I wish Jill would just show the fucking straight up, but we'll take it as she gives it with little complaint. With the improvement from #1 to #2, it seems Perfect Pink is shaping up to a fine series that may well deliver a total masterpiece next time around.
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From Sin City this month we get one of the biggest releases of the year, White Rabbit (***). This trippy Alice In Wonderland-esque porno has an all-star cast including one of the true great ones, Nina Hartley, who steals the movie by the way, as the Queen Of Hearts, and leads a very good orgy scene. It would have been an excellent scene, but for some unknown reason super star Jill Kelly just sucks some guys dick and doesn't join in the fun (they don't even show her pussy). Other highlights of this film include "The Baker" fucking these two girls they call "The Tarts": one in blue body paint, the other red. Good scene. Throughout the whole movie, it's main character Allsin (Sunset Thomas) is sort of watching these people fuck. She actually doesn't fuck till the last scene. She does, however, take it up the ass, which was probably the second best scene to spank to. All and all, the story definitely works. The fucking, however, isn't consistently good. A reasonable amount of fast-forwarding took place during the sex scenes. The movie is decent, but definitely only the raw materials of a masterpiece. Oh, one more thing...Scottie Schwartz is in the movie too. You know, the kid from the Richard Pryor movie The Toy. Unfortunately he's not "doing it himself" (quote from The Toy) in this one.
Now for all you perverts with a cocksucking fetish, I have a treat for you. Sin City continues to give us a feast for the blowjob category. California Cocksuckers #3: The Girls Of Splash Mountain (*** 1/2), California Cocksuckers #4: Straight Outta Cumtown (****), and California Cocksuckers #5: Hungarian Spugefest (**** 1/2) are all guaranteed to feed your need for cocksucking, beautiful girls, and more cocksucking. No regular sex (which bothers me), but lots and lots of cock and balls. CC3 brings you the talents of Julie Meadows, Sydnee Steele, and Charlie. CC4 hits home with Jill Kelly, Dee, Inari Vachs, and Niki Anderson, making this an overall better tape. CC5 contains a bunch of European bitches that put our American linguists to shame. Man, not only do much better cars come from Europe, they've also got better cocksuckers!!
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!! Zane Video's Czech Cherry Poppers (* * * * 1/2) is an absolute feast for the eyes and the libido (and winner of the Best Pro Am Series Of The Month Wankie!) Zane has unleashed an absolute masterpiece of the Pro-Am style here!! Not only are the girls cute and young, they are from the Czech Republic, which means HOT accents! And they ALL take it up the ass! The first scene is with a horrid looking gentleman and a gorgeous brunette that could just have the best body ever crafted. This is a scene I can watch over and over! EVERY scene in this one is a winner. The girls play up the "innocent and naive" angle and they are all adorable, and all top notch performers. HIGHLY recommended, folks!
Zane brings us a fun Wall To Wall video called Cry Babies #2 (*** 1/2). I usually don't like pornos with a recurring theme in every scene (ala Mike Hott's War Bride), however this is hilarious. Basically girls get dumped by their boyfriends, and a male 
friend of theirs comes by to console her and wind up fucking her while she's crying. I know it sounds awful, but it really is fucking hilarious. Each scene was slightly different in the portrayal of this concept which broke up the monotony. Scenes however were a little long for my taste. Being a porn collector I'm glad to have this, but I doubt I'll jerk off to it much.
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Winner of the Hottest Actress Of The Month Wankie this month goes to Roxanne Hall, star of Elegant Angel's Slut Woman (****). In Roxanne's farewell performance, she really burns rubber through this wonderfully hot movie. Roxanne plays "The Ultimate Sex Therapist" that helps out a bunch of women and men with their particular problems. Roxanne helps out a woman that is afraid to have lesbian sex, and another who is afraid to try anal sex. When Roxanne herself gets into the mix she really heats up the screen, in one 
incredibly hot sceen all she does is hump this guy's knee. When she cums she climaxes for over a minute, and looks like she is going to pass out. Check this movie out, it will not let you down.
Elegant Angel gives us European Cuntinent 2 (****). There's some good shit coming out of Europe. In Europe there are practically no rules, and on top of that there's a goofiness to the plots that's very amusing. EC2 is definitely a part of that. In the second scene without the use of a condom this very distinguished gentleman sticks his dick in a girls ass for a few pumps and then back to the pussy, a few pumps and then back to the ass. There's also a couple of very fun scenes in a gym. One scene starts off with a guy at the leg press machine. All of a sudden unbeknownst to the guy, a woman squats full speed on to his face. Lot's of fun. These kids in Europe definitely know how to play nice. One more great scene has these two girls walk in on this black guy jerking off, then it turns into a great threesome. The Europeans are kicking our asses. What's wrong with us?
S.M.U.T. 13 (*****) from Elegant Angel wins our best Wall To Wall Wankie this month. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, what a cast. What a diverse porno! A little something for almost everyone in this one. Starts off with Chloe (one cooky bitch, and winner of this month's Female Performer Of The Month Wankie) in a bondage/rough sex scene. She even gets fisted, however it's blocked out for all you bitches that are afraid to see that type of shit. Other great scenes include Johnni Black and this girl Sylvia ("Foreign Fuck") fuck the shit out of this guy. Finally, Cassandra Knight and Amber Micheals tease and finally fuck this black guy. This would have been the best scene but, only Cassandra fucks him, and in my book that's a no no. This one kicks much ass so fuck you.
A scene from S.M.U.T. 13
Elegant Angel also gives us the best of the blowjob only movies out there. Dr. Fellatio #14 (*****) succeeds thanks to the wonderful talents of that cunning linguist Jeanna Fine, the best cocksucker porn has ever seen. Jeanna Fine is one of the all-time great, and carries this movie. I am not usually a fan of movies that only have one style of sex in it, but whenever Jeanna's in a movie, you know it's going to be great. Sucking with a passion rarely seen in porn today she blows away (pun intended) all competition. If you don't know who Jeanna Fine is then you should check out the porn Malibu Spice, and you will no longer be a doubter as to who is the best. Long live Jeanna Fine!
Elegant Angel's Sticky Fingers #5 (* * * * 1/2) covers the post-sex munchies by providing the message "eat while having sex." Chef TJ Lotus has been wronged!! Elegant Angel has stolen his recipies! For example, watermelon ala dick was mine!! I thought of it while my lady was getting fatigued while going down on me... I slapped a slice of watermelon around my dick and she got all the nutrients needed to keep on suckin'! She's like the Energizer Bunny now. Another fave of mine stolen by the man is Banana Cream of Ass. With a cherry on top! Sana Fey (my last girlfriend) is featured in the final scene. My bet is that she stole my bag of tricks and passed it on for a healthy sum, but that's okay. I've got her checkbook. The bitch even had the nerve to act out an oil scene that was our favorite. That just hurts! Nonetheless, this movie has some excellent scenes. Elegant Angel have rounded up the best professionals, making Sticky Fingers very appetizing. I warn you to keep some snacks nearby while jerking off to keep your energy up, 'cause you will feel compelled to wack off every moment of this movie. I don't want you passing out and lying there butt naked. If your mom paid a visit, that'd be pretty damn embarrasing!
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Pick Up Lines #36 (*** 1/2) brings us the bountiful talents of Kelly O'Rion. I wont mix words here, I love big tits, and Kelly has some of the best I've seen. She is HOT, HOT, HOT. Pick Up lines is a very inconsistent series that sometimes can be read hot at times and as cold as an Eskimo's pussy other times. Pick Up Lines #36 has a good cast, and that caries it a long way. Kelly (as I mentioned earlier), Jill Kelly, and Charlie help make this tape very enjoyable.
I Swallow Too (*****) from OGV really got us all hot and bothered here at Unchain. I Swallow and I Swallow Too get the Wankie for Best New Wall To Wall series. You gotta love this guy Rodney Moore. The first scene starts off with Shanna McCullough in a 9 person orgy. Two of the men in this orgy are black guys with huge dicks (12" and above). The gimmick behind the orgy scene is to see how many different ways Shanna can handle loads and even take requests from fans who emailed. She swallowed some, drank some out of a glass, and of course took some in her face. Other good scenes include Rodney with I Swallow Too (Check her out in the soon to be classic Put It In Reverse 2 from Zane, where Ron Jeremy takes on Jessica and 13 other girls). Rodney picks up a hooker (Jessica) at Hooker Alley and asks if she'll swallow. She says yes and gets fucked, sucked, tittie fucked, and swallows. Of the Rodney Moore movies I've seen, this one is without a doubt my favorite [-Big Tittie]. Lots of fun.
From OGV we also have the latest installment in the Shane's World Series, #17 (* * * *), winner of the best Gonzo Feature Wankie this month. I am not as familiar with Shane's work as are some of the other staff here at Unchain.com [-Al Kikuras], but if this is any indication of the caliber of her work, I need to check out some more. Both Piston Rod and Big Tittie Car Wash have been lamenting Shane's decision not to fuck on camera anymore. Having never actually seen her perform (can you believe it??), I am able to review this movie objectively and it is damn good! The whole "party" feel that I understand to be a staple of the Shane's World series is prevalent throughout. Newcummer Sky really takes this one over the top. She is a hot, petite, young blonde that is cute as the day is long. It is a pleasure to watch her fuck. Mr. Marcus bones Sky and just about every other female in this movie at one point or another. The sex is great throughout, the editing is also excellent - great camera angles! Not too much of the dreaded "man's ass shot." This is a flick with staying power that I can suggest investing in for repeat viewings.
Private/OGV hits us hard in the head with another great European film. Tania Russof (The Story) (**** 1/2) features one of the most beautiful women ever in porn. This movie follows the true story of this Russian beauty from nervous newcomer that at first tells director Pierre Woodman that she would never do porn, to the hardened pro that has no problem taking a guy in her ass and pussy at the same time or fucking several guys at once. All along Tania tells us about each scene and how she felt doing it. We see her first test shots with Pierre, her first scene ever, her first sandwich scene, and so on. Highly recommended, only looses a 1/2 a star because towards the end of the movie Tania is such a pro that all the excitement of seeing a new girl getting into porn isn't there anymore and the movie gets a little stale, but who cares. The movie is still great.
A scene from Tania Rusoff (The Story).
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Legend brings us another foray into the harsh world of Max Hardcore with Junior College Hardcore Schoolgirls #7 (* * * 1/2). Max fucks 3 more gullible teenage "fuck holes" fall for Max's fatal charms. Hot little Mickey sports pigtails, white stockings with lace ruffles and a lollipop, which she takes out just long enough to suck Max's tool. Max proceeds to shove said lollipop right up Mickey's ass and then sucks it himself. Have to give the man credit, he can dish it out and take it! Max gives Mickey a good anal reaming and has her talk dirty for the camera. Some ass-to-mouth fucking goes on in true Max form! Perhaps even cuter, Max gives little blonde Cortknee similar treatment, although he actually holds her ass open with the infamous lighted speculum, giving the viewers a good look inside. Then on to Tasha, who takes it in every hole and winds up blowing bubbles from her mouth with Max's cum. Three solid scenes! Nothing new from Max, just more of the stuff you either love him or hate him for. The man is a true filth in the best sense of the word!
Max also runs wild in Maxed Out #13 (****). This guy is the preeminent filth in porn today. There's no question about it. He likes 'em young and will go to great lengths to make 'em look young. In the first scene the girl sucks her thumb while Max fucks her ass, and of course the pig tails and the little schoolgirl outfits in every scene certainly help. This one scene features Max at some trade show. He meets girls and fucks em. There's only so much of Max's stuff that I can take, but that doesn't mean it's not good porn. He's a sadistic fuck, and plays an important role in the porn community. He's the guy your mother warned you about and the conservative right wing has nightmares about.
Gentlemen, hold on to your cocks!! Legend's White Trash Whore #10 (* * * *) is grade A material. There are only three sex scenes, but the movie lacks nothing. It has gang banging, plenty of anal, and techniques in filling every orifice of a woman. It has the worst acting I have ever seen, but we expect our whores to be stupid. I find it more entertaining and sexy. Our whore (Terri Starr) has been away at reform school and when she arrives home she finds her mom remarried and she has a new step brother. Her new dad has decided to lay down the law to her, but instead he lays her down and gives her something only white trash law permits. The temptation was just too much for him and apparently for the step brother as well because he joins in. If she was my step daughter, I don't think I could resist either. Terri Starr is the hottest piece of ass! She is absolutely golden with an outstanding body. She had my dick hard for a week. Fucking takes place in various white trash standard love spots, like the front yard where Terri's mom (played by Angel Cummings) fucks her boyfriend on a lawn chair. The neighbor comes along and, being the giving person she is, Angel allows him to mount her. We get to see what Angel is made of here. She has one of the widest assholes I have ever seen in my life. Like a black hole, it pulls light and dicks right into it. She is not the best looking woman, but her presentation calls for a trailer park "ho down!!" A+! The last scene pits Terri against 8 black men in a garage, fucking on the car lift. It is as outrageous as it sounds. Enough said! A must rent/buy!
From the sick twisted minds at JM Productions, we get Perverted Stories #22 (*** 1/2). This is some twisted psycho shit. First a girl fucks a scarecrow in the cornfield. Second an exorcist parody where two televangelists fuck the devil out of this possessed girl, shooting green slime out of her ass. Third, my favorite scene, this guy gets in trouble at his oyster shucking job (strange enough). His punishment is to go to the solitary oyster shucking room and shuck the oysters, underneath all the oysters is a naked woman, of course. This isn't revealed until he thinks her pussy is actually an oyster and he picks at it and tries to eat it. After he realizes this oyster is deeper than the others, he fucks it. These JM motherfuckers don't fuck around. Every girl gets fucked in the ass and in every scene except the first a girl gets sandwiched. Awesome ideas for those who are into the foul shit. Run to buy this.
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Wicked Sex Party 2 (* * * *) is cause for a masturbation marathon. You've got Stephanie Swift, Sana Fey, Jill Kelly, Asia Carerra, Chloe and a slew of other gorgeous women all fucking and sucking various men on one big bed. Do you really need any more than that?? It is GREAT to see Asia back in action again (the one "more" we need in this movie is more of her). All the sex is quality and it is NON-STOP. Just when you think it is over, the girls shower off and clean up and the debauchery starts all over again. A total fuckfest. You can throw this tape on at any point and have some great jerk off material on call. Wonderful!
Wicked has come up aces with Katja Kean's Sports Spectacular (* * * *). Ms. Keene is a gorgeous blonde. They don't come much more perfect than this, ladies and gentlemen. The quick-cut editing can get a little annoying but she is so damn fine and the fucking is so damn good that it can be overlooked. Katja fucks several men in a number of different "Sport Fantasy" scenes, which should help you impotent jocks get your rocks off no problem. Katja takes men on one at a time, two at a time and even tangles in an excellent foursome on the golf course (golf sucks, by the way). This is a great flick with a lot of staying power that is good for limitless yanks. Highly recommended!
Reviews by Piston Rod, Al Kikuras, Big Tittie Car Wash and TJ Lotus
