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Title: Above The Knee 
Studio: Vivid Wave 
Reviewer: sonic  
Category: Straight 
Overall rating:   2
 
Female looks:     4
 
Male looks:    3.5
 
Sex:     2.5
 
Plot/Acting:     3
 
Extras:       5
 
A/V Quality:     3.5
 
What it's worth: $12

Porn That Sucks!

Ratings description:
N/A - Not Applicable.
Zero - Avoid at all costs
.5 -  Unacceptable
1  -  Seriously Lacking
1.5 -  Lacking
2  -  Below Average
2.5 -  Average
3  -  Above Average
3.5 -  Good
4  -  Very Good
4.5 -  Exceptional
5  -  Best


Porn That Sucks! There's A Place On A Woman...

Quick view of plot:

Luke is obsessed with his girlfriend’s best friend. Specifically, her knee. Actually, her knee is all he likes about her. Driven by lust and disdain, a potent combination, Luke & Tera finally make it into bed, where their frenzied sex culminates in explosive orgasm. On her knee. At which time the story changes.

Sounds cool right? Not!

Quality of dvd picture and audio:

I did not like the image on this disc. It was all through out the end, blurred and washed out. I expected a sharper quality image. The music is your basic lame porn music.

Likes:

The last scene and the extras.

Dislikes:

Ok, here is what I thought about this uninspiring Wave title. The story and scenes were not all that. Just boring. What sucks is that once in a while when they get busy, the camera focuses too much on the close up of the face or arms or back, and they forget about the close-up penetration. I mean the movie entirely is not like this, but since it's just plain basic and straight, at least don't hide the part that counts the most! Once again, this is not everytime in every scene. Just a few times on some scenes. This plot fetish of loving a knee was not doing anything for me. What the heck, this movie is just a dud. What's shocking, I only enjoyed the last scene because for a minute or two, it went hardcore! I'm not going any further, it just didn't excite me at all. I can't believe that I enjoyed side B on the disc more than the actual movie! Thank goodness this movie is a little over an hour and five minutes long (as to how my eyes were glued to the television screen is beyond me!) instead of two hours!

Overall opinion:

Side B on this disc is loaded with extras. It's the best part of the damn package. I also say that the extras on this disc came close to the quality of Original Sin's extras, but Original Sin's are better made and more enjoyable. Having some camera angles on this Wave title, some hardcore enjoyable sex scenes, a better plot, and a sharper image would have saved the movie. It's just too difficult to shell out $20 or $25 on it especially when you are really paying for the extras and not the movie. I'll keep this title just for the extras, there are lots and lots of previews on this one.

A little bit of help:

Above The Knee is boring, and did not wake up my tree trunk. Almost all the scenes were basic boring, uninspired hardcore sex, except for the lesbian scene, and the very last scene, which was pretty hot and fairly well done. Original Sin has tons of extras and previews also. Original Sin has camera angles. Most importantly, Original Sin has a very cool plot, and the sex was very hot. You know where I'm leading to right? Just go pick it up, and spare yourself this Wave sleeper. If you already own Original Sin then get The Neighbor or Extreme Sex which will lead to a better thrill.There’s A Place On A Woman...yeah but I wish it wasn't on her knee.
 

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